then, child, make another

she / her / french / INTJ

[herpsandbirds]

[honeybeefawn]

imagine being éowyn in the lord of the rings trilogy. your uncle the king is being mind controlled by an evil wizard until said evil wizard's cooler version shows up and frees him. he is accompanied by an elf, a dwarf, and the hottest guy you've ever met. the hot guy also happens to be 87 years old and maybe still not over his immortal elf girlfriend but he respects and listens to you so you're shooting your shot. your geriatric hotguy situationship turns you down the night before the biggest battle ever then goes ghost hunting in the mountains. you decide to go to battle because you'll either help save your people or die in a really cool and honorable way. you then kill middle earth satan's number one henchman with the power of loophole and being a woman (you are also helped in doing this by a 4 foot tall stoner). then you get to marry faramir. 10/10 no notes my girl went through it all

[flopdylan]

Go lightly from the ledge babe go lightly on the ground i’m not the one you want babe i’ll only let you down

[byjove]

they should make a video game where you play as an autistic character and there is a meter that shows you how close to a total meltdown you are due to the overwhelming stimuli and another matter that shows you how much of a weirdo you look like to others and you have to try to balance between having a meltdown and completely masking. and also you’re trying to solve a murder or something

[dykentery]

cunt dykeula or whatever bra stroker said

[ontologicalsynaesthesia]

Yesterday I told a guy I was ace/aro and he asked what “aro” meant, so I told him, and he responded, “Oh, I thought it might be like A-E-R-O and I was confused.”

Yes.  I am asexual/aerodynamic.  At the slightest hint of sex or romance I launch myself into the air and land several miles away.

[tweeterwilbury]

Collecting those rn

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[anutzica]

peak orange cat behavior !

[sentientsky]

repeating this to myself forever and ever

[virgolleum]

btw lucas being the first out of the party to say will won't lose him and his face didn't change at all when will said he doesn't like girls. still s tier friend no notes lucas sinclair you will always be famous.

[colourobserver]

Lucas is such a sweetheart that doesn’t get enough credit

[tupelos]

to be fair if my mom was in a cult and the cult forced me to stab her in front of everyone because she had cancer (and I just discovered the cure for cancer) I would blow up the entire fucking building and anyone who ever sneezed a positive word about that cult

[mealymeals]

all you have is your fire

[gyrovagi]

(smugly) actually all narration is unreliable because language can only ever communicate through approximation

[snoopyfloyd]

bob dylan

[rivertigo]

I check my look in the mirror I WANNA CHANGE MY CLOTHES MY HAIR MY FACE

[andi-o-geyser]

kleya marki character of the century. everybody else shut the fuck up

[tiktaalic]

We’ve got betraying ourselves for nothing today