[4gifs]

[blyndimpulse]

College students be like

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

honestly did we all really want maroon 5 to sing the spongebob song. like……maroon 5?

[blackreigen-deactivated20190402]

no i wanted spongebob to sing it you stupid bitch

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

understandable I’ll kill myself now

[blackreigen-deactivated20190402]

thank you

[shehateme]

You out here thinking that you can't find a significant other because of your physical when really....

…your attitude ain’t shit. Your personality ain’t shit.

YOU. AIN’T. SHIT.

All those narcissistic notions you have about yourself is why no one will give you the time of day.

I would tell you to go fuck yourself, but YOU don’t even like you. How you expect someone else to like you?

[scottlangs]

me: ask me anything

my followers:

[constant-diablerie]

any noun can become a verb if you don’t care enough

[yupokaysuremhm]

This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence

[constant-diablerie]

I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT THANK

[yupokaysuremhm]

BEAUTIFUL

[catchymemes]

“My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.”

“I painted somebody’s mom”

“Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom”

“I painted the girl who painted the guy who painted the other guy’s mom who painted an egret”

[chinchela-art-deactivated202208]

This is so pure

[twitterlols]

[suits]

when ur homie’s lung collapses 

is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)

[karolinasrainbows]

Ur so right asfhkflshkms

[loneredballoon]

😂

[ayoaprell]

This was deadass cute though 😂

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

tumblr banned porn but i see it everyday on here this shit like alcohol in the prohibition era

[ana-elisabeta]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My headphones are IN… WHYYYY are you TALKING TO ME

[arandomthot]

And I thought I’d heard it all

[ds08tf]

[memesandlaughs]

[pyronoid-d-deactivated20181217]

This is, without hyperbole, the most cosmically huge dick energy ever

[surprisebitch]

and it’s very reasonable. like you cant just ask an employee or guilt-trip them into having to work on a day where they’re not supposed to work or is their day-off.. like sorry you’re short-staffed or need more people but my availability won’t change in an instant

[freeadultgame]

[bogleech]

Maybe this was common knowledge to some folks but I only learned today that koalas have so little cognitive power, they won’t recognize leaves as food if they’re not on a tree branch. They have almost 0 learning capability or problem solving ability.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

dumbass

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

What is BEY-Z?

Reminds me of Hilary… “I want to be as good of a president as BAYonce is as a performer”

The disrespect