Not So Random Thoughts

Dilly Dally, Shilly Shally. I am everything and nothing at the same time. I am the knight in shining armor, here to save the damsel in distress. The distressing part? Underneath my helm, I'm the dragon, too. President and CEO of The Free Big Tits Movement.

[shehateme]

The urge to comment on all the titty posts on Threads knowing that everyone can see your comments is so contradictory.

But them titties be tittying on there.

[shehateme]

It's my 17 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Uh...damn.

[shehateme]

Two down, one to go.

[shehateme]

Definitely almost told someone that her titties are like crack and I'm Pookie.

[shehateme]

A friend said this to me the other day.

I really ain't shit. Like, for real.

But it's nice to know that people think this way of you.

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

people started popping up on the dash yesterday like they were brought back from the thanos snap and this app slowed down to a crawl

[shehateme]

*taps mic*

Is this thing on?

Titties.

[whatjordylikes]

How is my ass so deceptive? It's definitely not that big in real life 😭😭😭

[shehateme]

But it IS.

I SEENT IT

[whatjordylikes]

SIR, WALKING NEXT TO ME AT TARGET DOESN'T COUNT LMAO

And I'm pretty sure I had on sweats 🤣🤣🤣

[shehateme]

I wasn't always next to you. 😏

And them sweats was TIGHT; right where they needed to be. 😈

[whatjordylikes]

How is my ass so deceptive? It's definitely not that big in real life 😭😭😭

[shehateme]

But it IS.

I SEENT IT

[whatjordylikes]

So I went ahead and took pics

Here you go, whoever asked for them lol

[shehateme]

@whatjordylikes Fine, here.

I still need more from you, tho. 😁

[whatjordylikes]

Lmfao you weren’t even the person who asked!!!

[shehateme]

But I'm the person that's here now!

So HA! 😘

[whatjordylikes]

So I went ahead and took pics

Here you go, whoever asked for them lol

[shehateme]

@whatjordylikes Fine, here.

I still need more from you, tho. 😁

[whatjordylikes]

Not me scrolling through @shehateme 's blog tryna find the picture of my ass that I posted before because I know he saved that shit somewhere 🤣🤣🤣

[shehateme]

I did save it somewhere. LMAO

[shehateme]

Not So Random Thoughts turned 7 today!

Can’t believe this blog is 7 years old.

Tuh.

[shehateme]

Not So Random Thoughts turned 6 today!

So… Tumblr is sending out birthday cards for your blog now?  How cute.

[shehateme]

[shehateme]

Man, life can get all up in your ass, baby; you better work it out…

[shehateme]

Big mood.

[shehateme]

emotionally unengaged

[shehateme]

I don't know why you felt to ask this question on that R. Kelly interview.

You know good and got damn well what's wrong with 19, you just want to act ignorant.

I'm sick and tired of niggas talking like they don't know what the fucking issue is.

Fuck R. Kelly and fuck you too.