Hershel von Shepherd III

It's actually Herschel, Laswell spelt it wrong in spite

[gold-eagle-actual]

Intro Post

Captain Snider persuaded me to get a Tumblr account, and this bald rat bastard is joining me.

Excuse me, I am a decorated military official.

That makes two of us, but at least I appeal to ladies.

One lady, and you won't shut the fuck up about her.

*scoffs* (sibling coded)

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This RP blog has OG and Reboot General Shepherd (and they talk in these colors)

I also might interact with these two, and I'll do it in the standard black. OOC is green.

Cheryl shows up in porple

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RULES:

-Since it's General Shepherd, bullying towards them is chill. Torture them as you'd like.

-Can do gore, not confident in my NSFW

-Don't be homophobic, racist, transphobic, misogynistic, mysandristic, bigotted, or rude to me or anyone who interacts with this blog. That's not nice

-If I draw a line, you gotta respect it. Same goes for anyone else.

-Keep in mind that I'm usually talking in the voice of the character. Don't take any of what the character says to heart. <3

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My Main Blog: @live-exp10sive My other blogs: -Cheryl Snider @general-shepherd-fucker -Joseph Allen @same-shit-different-day -Alexei Borodin @that-was-no-message (Also, yes, I made the banner myself, no AI)

[gold-eagle-actual]

*the brothers run up to the Generals with a camera in both their faces*

.......Pussy

*giggles and screams as they both run away like gremlins*

-( @roman-w )

(ooc: it's that trend on tt where people run up to their parents, say naughty words and then run away)

*giggling in the bg*

*almost spits out coffee* wait, they can do that...

yeah. get with the times

my father would beat me if I even said holy cow... wtf

(so cute.... wait, do you see the general's as father figures [Brooklyn 99 reference])

[roman-w]

Hehehehehe, pussy.

Yeah yeah, pussy!

(ooc: these little weirdos be finding any father figure, messing with them, and bailing [nice reference, need to get back to watching it])

[general-shepherd-fucker]

*watching in awe*

Where did y'all even learn that...?

(Awwwww, cute... [goated show])

[roman-w]

....the video swiping app.

It's called TikTok, dumbass

:(

(they be kinda toxic to each other sometimes though {cough, cough, @ask-pricemillan , cough cough} who said that? [I'm also one of them House M.D. lovers] )

[gold-eagle-actual]

I ain't into all that tik-tak nonsense... if i were to ever learn of that word, it'd be through a proper day's hard work.... eavesdropping...

(That's literally me and my sister {real tho} [IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!!!])

[roman-w]

No, old man, TikTok is a social media app.

You clearly need it.

(me and my siblings be doing that too {he be beating up Clare} [has a hipaa violation every 5 minutes])

[general-shepherd-fucker]

How dare...

*searches it up*

(reminds me that i need to beat up my little punk/j {😞 he's so mean}[me when medical malpractice])

[roman-w]

......How old are they?

I don't know, probably 500 like that McMillan guy. They probably apart of the Silent Generation.

(all of the little punks need to be beat up/j {very mean 😔} [Me when Chase comes in screen: *rubs hands maliciously])

[general-shepherd-fucker]

Erm, actually, I'm 6000

OOooooooh..... *starts doomscrolling*

(petition to beat up the punks/j {sigh}[lowkey hilson and cuddy <3])

[roman-w]

Hehehe, old man stuck in the doom scroll.

Hehehehe.

(off with their heads!/j {deep sigh} [everyone on there is unfairly hot, minus Taub. I can't find nothing good about that man 😔])

[gold-eagle-actual]

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?! WH DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

(bite em/j {evil}[House M.D. more like Mog M.D.])

[roman-w]

THE DOOMSCROLL!

NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE!

He's probably stuck watching them AI generated reddit stories.

Or rant accounts.

Or those AI generated dog videos.

(nom nom {very evil, MacMillan currently beating them up} [Fr fr])

[gold-eagle-actual]

*chucks the phone aside* I just saw dih

oh my goooo-

(🤤😈 {yeah I just saw o7})

[roman-w]

OH YEAH, THE FLASHING POSTS!

(MacMillan being a very big meanie, not understanding trends)

[gold-eagle-actual]

*consoling reboot* all because of that dang phone

(frickin' unc)

[roman-w]

*they smirk and grab Reboots phone, being nosy and snooping through it*

(a big unc)

[gold-eagle-actual]

OH MY GOD NO!!!

you'll see the peeeen

(the biggest <3)

[roman-w]

.....We both love dih.

[gold-eagle-actual]

I'm pretty sure the dih I saw was the most rotted, unwashed, diseased, swollen, rigor mortis dih I ever saw... please... i beg you... spare your eyes

[roman-w]

.....*looks at phone*

Ooooo, Zombie Daddy.

(they are freaky over that dih 😔)

[gold-eagle-actual]

Them rn....

(NAH THAT"S CRAZY)

I need to pray for the first time is 58 Years, 6 months, and 8 days

[roman-w]

Why?

[gold-eagle-actual]

because this is a level of freaky I've never seen.... and I've seen Og and Cheryl together...

What's going on here?

hi babe

[roman-w]

*shows Cheryl the phone*

[general-shepherd-fucker]

DAYUM

WHAAAAAAAT

oh my lord

[roman-w]

YEAH! SOMEONE TO MATCH OUR FREAK!

Yippe!

[general-shepherd-fucker]

on GOD!! *goes in for a high five*

[roman-w]

*high five*

*high five*

[general-shepherd-fucker]

YEAH

disgusting

*throwing up*

[roman-w]

......They never seen anything besides vanilla sex, have they?

[general-shepherd-fucker]

No, I've pegged and railed my man before.... but reboot is alloace

[roman-w]

DAYUM!

Roman rn:

My brother still a virgin. But you wouldn't be able to tell by how much he talks about fucking.

HEY >:(

[general-shepherd-fucker]

Wild

never be ashamed...

Means you never got nobody pregnant...

have you?

.... maybe, and yes, the kid lived..... so....

what the fuck?

[roman-w]

*sniffle* I'm a traumatized virgin.....

....Do I wanna know about this kid?

[general-shepherd-fucker]

there there *pats the traumatized virgin*

dunno... I mean... if you want?

[roman-w]

(hehehehe, colors)

Sure.

[general-shepherd-fucker]

(wait, what the hell? I COULD"VE SWORN I MADE THEM THE RIGHT COLORS, WHY ARE YOU INFECTING ME HEATHEN!!! Cheryl patted the traumatized virgin btw)

Well, there was a girl back with i was in high school... I was an old school fool and she liked bad boy types... So then we got together behind some of the bleachers during prom and we go steady for a good while after that..... one thing leads to another, she's pregnant.... and by that time i'd been enlisted in the military.... I stayed loyal tho... I always came back...

When she delivered, she died in childbirth, and turns out she'd been sleepin' around... In fact, I was her side piece... her main piece took the baby thinking it was his.... I haven't seen 'em since...

[roman-w]

(NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE)

..... That's sad.

......*cries*

Sorry for him, he's got parental issues.

[gold-eagle-actual]

(evil)

No problem, we all do..

SAME!!! *sobs with him*

*group hug*

[roman-w]

*sob*

..... I'm the only one here with a normal childhood?

[gold-eagle-actual]

*hugs tighter, cuz she doesn't want to deal with tears*

No my childhood was normal, my adulthood was shit.... there was my mom dying, the family falling apart, the toxic situationship yuri, my addiction, my brother dying of an overdose, my 2 year isolation i put myself through... among other things... and that all happened during my college years....

[roman-w]

*lets out a sob*

My mother put me in a cage because I was an affair child and she didn't like my birth father and I didn't know until my highschool years that he died of a heart attack and wanted to see me

.....I got the good end of the stick from my brother.

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh you poor thing.... *pats gently*

yeah, we can tell

[roman-w]

*sniffle*

What's that supposed to mean?

[gold-eagle-actual]

you just seem more mentally well adjusted... Do excuse me if that's rude.

[roman-w]

Nah, it ain't. And besides, I'm not all that normal either.

Mom instilled into him that he could have anyone, even if they were related to him.

*knock out*

*slumps to Floor*

[gold-eagle-actual]

Oh, well, apologies then.. for assuming.... um.... I'm old and all it's a habit....

Wait, wtf does he mean by that?

[roman-w]

Don't worry about it 😁

[general-shepherd-fucker]

…… you wanna hug?

[roman-w]

Why would I need a hug, I'm mentally sound.

[general-shepherd-fucker]

….. dunno, just didn’t think anyone else offered the affection….

[roman-w]

.....*sniffle* yeah, I would like a hug.....

[gold-eagle-actual]

*pulls him in*

[roman-w]

*sob*

*slowly wakes up* ugh.....who hit me?

[gold-eagle-actual]

*Pats head* Don't worry about it....

[roman-w]

.....okay....

......bleh bleh bleh......

[gold-eagle-actual]

What the hell are you eating anyways?

[roman-w]

He's not eating anything, just something he does whenever "his mouth feels dry", his words not mine.

.......bleh bleh.....bleh bleh bleh.....

[general-shepherd-fucker]

oooooooooh

[roman-w]

He'll probably just do that for a minute.

Bleh......bleh bleh.....blah blah bleh......

[gold-eagle-actual]

*reboot trying it in the bg*

[roman-w]

*Scoots over to reboot* blah.....bleh bleh bleh bleh......blah bleh.....

Oh God, there's two of them.

[gold-eagle-actual]

Aww cute, they bonding,....

[roman-w]

*sigh*.....I guess it's fine.

......nom....nam noms......nam nam nam nom nom......

[gold-eagle-actual]

lol…

*watches them*

[roman-w]

.....They like that rabbit and chick show, I think it was called Mojang?

......la.....la la le......le le le le la......nam nam nom.....

[gold-eagle-actual]

....... The.... what?....

Is this a reference to Minecraft

blep.... blephr.... blee... blee blee blee....

[roman-w]

No no no, it's this:

....nam nam nom......blep bleh blep......

Oh great, they're vocalizing.

[gold-eagle-actual]

(OH MY GOSH MY SIBLING AND I LOVE THIS)

oooh ok...

looks cute <3

blep bleh blep...... nam nam nom...

so operatic.... 😔✌️

[roman-w]

(I love it too bro, it's peak)

Idk, Rom likes watching it though.

Blehhhhh......nam noms....le le lah blah.....

Anyways....I got candy from an anon, want some?

[gold-eagle-actual]

I’m good…. That’s nice of them what kind, I’m deathly allergic to peanuts.

*shuffling music next to the pair to see if they’ll harmonize to it*

[roman-w]

I dunno, it's in a white bag with black letters that say "Candy", what type of Everybody Hates Chris food is this? 😔

....*starts harmonizing with the music*

[gold-eagle-actual]

It could be moldy and infested… should open it

*starts video taping*

*lowkey dueting*

(goated reference pulls)

[roman-w]

*opens it* ......It's uncolorful skittles......*shoves a whole handful into his mouth*

*just vibing and dueting with reboot*

(I love Everybody Hates Chris, the fourth season always makes me cry :<)

[gold-eagle-actual]

huh *snags a skittle*

*watching the other two with increasing joy*

(personally never seen it but I love the scene where Chris goes batshit)

[roman-w]

("WHO IS MARIO?!")

Yeah, see. They're monochrome colors.

*starts doing a little vibe with Reboot with a little bouncy dance*

.....This is honestly getting adorable.

[gold-eagle-actual]

(nah nah, the one where he's throwing plates and the police pull up but that one is tuff too. Come to think of it, brother man can NOT catch a break)

*bites into one* tastes like depression

*start recording*

Awwww

*head starts bouncing*

[roman-w]

Hmm, I wanna try something. *Pulls Roman away*

.....waaaaaaa *starts crying*

Ah. That's what happens.

[gold-eagle-actual]

Holy bonding....

wow.... Reboot what did you do?

*shrugs*

[roman-w]

*sigh* Fine, have your little mini me back. *Hands over Roman to reboot*

.....bleh bleh? *Sniffle*

He usually doesn't go on for this long.

[gold-eagle-actual]

Whoa....

Yeah, no, you're not getting your brother back

[roman-w]

Damn......How long you think they'll go on for?

*starts bopping to the beat and vocalizing with Reboot again*

[gold-eagle-actual]

...forever

[roman-w]

Alright, we gotta separate them. You grab you guy and I'll grab Rom.

[gold-eagle-actual]

*nods*

*goes behind reboot*

[roman-w]

*pulls Roman away*

....*immediately starts crying*

(they're so adorable, just harmonizing together)

[gold-eagle-actual]

*grabs Rebbot and runs*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(fr, my shaylas)

[roman-w]

*cries* NOOOO, COME BACK!

Rom, you're gonna be stuck harmonizing forever.

My friend :(

[gold-eagle-actual]

*consoling Reboot in the distance*

It's for the best

[roman-w]

My friend....*starts tryna harmonize from a distance*

Oh God, Roman is tryna do it long distance wise!

[gold-eagle-actual]

*harmonizing from the other side of base*

*hits reboot with a frying pan*

[roman-w]

Oooo..... That's gotta hurt.

Roman:

.....Okay, I kinda feel bad. Look at him, he looks squishable.

[gold-eagle-actual]

Don't worry about him..

awwww.... he does... so sad....

[roman-w]

*sigh* ...... Alright, take him from me before I give in to his puppy eyes.

Roman:

Look, he's become a bunny man from the sadness, take him from me before I give in!

[gold-eagle-actual]

Uuuh UUHH *panics*

*takes Roman*

[roman-w]

Thanks.....He looks so adorable when he's sad.

Yep :)

ACK! :

Man, not you again!

Yes, it me :)

Fuck off.

*trying to squirm over to reboot*

[gold-eagle-actual]

*lets Roman go*

oh, it's you again, hi!

[roman-w]

*sits next to reboot and hands over a bowl of cherries*

Don't talk to him. He's nothing but trouble.

I am not >:(

Yes, yes you are! You're nothing but a liar and a double dealing manipulator!

Oh you just don't like my raunchy side hustle.

[gold-eagle-actual]

*takes one and nods in thanks*

Wait, what's the deal with y'all?

[roman-w]

He's......he is my twin. His name is August.

Yes, like the month. And he hates me because I decided to be naughty.

You punch mom!

She did it first!

*eats a cherry* ......they always fight.......

[gold-eagle-actual]

evidently...

Lots of family trauma to unpack here, huh?

[roman-w]

Yeah. Hold on:

WAIT WAIT, DON'T KILL ME! I GOT A CLIENT!

NAH, I THINK I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU AND YOUR CLIENT UP!!

......I wish they didn't fight.....*eats another cherry*

[gold-eagle-actual]

WHOA WHOA WHOA

HOLY SHIT NO

*Attempts to de-escalate the situation*

I don't even think therapy would work anymore between them, to be honest...

[roman-w]

I HOPE YOU DIE YOU ROACH!

FUCK OFF CUNT!

Them rn:

.....yeah.....*starts bopping his head to the music again*

[gold-eagle-actual]

*grabs one of them*

*grabs the other* LETS NOT ESCALATE THIS FURTHER!!!

[gold-eagle-actual]

Price is in the hospital for radiation poisoning, can you sign his get well soon card-🌱

oh yeah

sure…

*the most fanciful thing you’ve ever saw* *looks like a basic bitch ass signature*

damn, no second thoughts

[ask-pricemillan]

About half his organs are damaged-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

holy shit, what happened?

[ask-pricemillan]

It was in Pripyat, honestly it was partly because of the dogs mauling him too-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord...

I told you to get decontaminated

wouldn't have helped.

[ask-pricemillan]

He already had the poisoning it wouldn’t have done shit!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I said that... :(

Okay, well, how long until he's ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t know! I’m not a doctor-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Did you not talk to the doctor...?

[ask-pricemillan]

They were too busy operating on him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh... well, rest in piece, Price...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s not dead!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Might as well be... nobody comes back from that....

[ask-pricemillan]

You really think his stupid ass would go out like that?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....Web M.D. says so...

[ask-pricemillan]

Fuck M.D🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bro's gonna pull a medical miracle...

There is NO WAY HE LIVES

[ask-pricemillan]

You’ve seen him do these looney toons skits! He’ll survive-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

If not. we'll have to get him ANOTHER funeral...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s had enough funerals-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

There's no such thing as too many FUN-erals....

Shut up...

[ask-pricemillan]

Reboot, there’s a reason I talk to the one from my own games-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Awww... :(

[ask-pricemillan]

Anyway, you wanna visit him in the hospital?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Sure, why not... *pockets Reboot*

[ask-pricemillan]

[At the hospital]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....oh my lord

Are.... are you okay?

Jesus

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Just a whole bunch of that..-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*solemn air is in the air*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Watch him real quick,I need to ask the doctor something-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....um.... sure...

[ask-pricemillan]

[walks out the room]-🌱

…..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

..... price... are you alive in there?

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

I'll take that as a no.... time to plan the funeral

DID SOMEONE SAY FYNERAL PLANNING?

[ask-pricemillan]

SHUT THE FUCK UP-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

HE LIVES!!!

*polite cheering*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

....never mind....

[ask-pricemillan]

Water-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*hands him a cup of water*

[ask-pricemillan]

..I think the rabies are kicking in-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

NAWR!!!

*sighing* can you not drink the water?

[ask-pricemillan]

No dumbass!-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

damn....

[ask-pricemillan]

You know what? That just pissed me off-🍀

[flatlines]

[gold-eagle-actual]

OH FUCK! *does cpr*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. you gay mother fucker..-🍀

Alright I’m back what happened-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.... he died and came back to life... he has rabies....

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah I know that, anyways how’s price doing-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

alright?! it's very confusing

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

He looks okay, doctor said it’s safe enough to take him back to base-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh.... uh.... okaaaay.... *whips out The Cage*

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you have that?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....government mandated....

[ask-pricemillan]

Just get him-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*shoves him in the cage and locks it* ready to go?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yup-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*Heads out with him and pocket Reboot in tow, leaving Cheryl*

[ask-pricemillan]

…can we stop for ihop?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Yeah, ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeeeeeeeah-🍀

Price. No-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

why not?

[ask-pricemillan]

He just got out the hospital, he’s not getting that much sugar in him already-🌱

Fuck you-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

pancakes and waffles have a little water.... he needs the sustainence...

trust

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s going home and sleeping, then he can eat-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

fine... *drives to base*

[ask-pricemillan]

Drop off the cage in my office and I’ll deal with him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*nods, heading that way.*

*dangles from his pocket*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. am I gonna die?-🍀

Probably-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

rest in peace price

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

yeah, Web M.D. says you should be dead by yesterday

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

THAT DOESN"T MEAN JUST DIE!!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord... Macmillan, get your man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Just let it happen-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*sighs* Fine, whatever... Molly...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hell you call me?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I didn't call you shit... go to bed.

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re older you go to bed!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

YOU LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSIPTAL, YOU GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Okay :(-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Wow... it was that easy...?

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m tired-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bedtime, then... good night... *herds him that way*

[ask-pricemillan]

…am I a dog to you?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

no, you're a child... a fetus, perchance... youngin'

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m 27..-🍀

Don’t call him that when you call me old-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

27 years old dumbass

you are old...

[ask-pricemillan]

It feels weird when you call me old and then call price a child!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Would you rather I ALSO called you a youngin'?

[ask-pricemillan]

I DON’T CARE SURE-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

FINE YOU HIPSTER YOUNGIN FETUS ZYGOTES

[ask-pricemillan]

.. fucking what?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

NOT THE POINT

[ask-pricemillan]

THEN WHAT IS?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

uh… getting the sickly Victorian child to bed I think…

[ask-pricemillan]

HE’S NOT A CHILD, HE’S A GROWN MAN, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WEIRDO!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

yes yes, that’s a good start… you wanna… talk about it?

[ask-pricemillan]

.. what the hell are you doing?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

dunno, what do YOU think I’m doing….

[ask-pricemillan]

Therapy for some reason??-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

AMAZING segway, anyway, when’s the last time you went?

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t go because I’m fine in the head!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I see, I see……. *takes notes*

[gold-eagle-actual]

Price is in the hospital for radiation poisoning, can you sign his get well soon card-🌱

oh yeah

sure…

*the most fanciful thing you’ve ever saw* *looks like a basic bitch ass signature*

damn, no second thoughts

[ask-pricemillan]

About half his organs are damaged-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

holy shit, what happened?

[ask-pricemillan]

It was in Pripyat, honestly it was partly because of the dogs mauling him too-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord...

I told you to get decontaminated

wouldn't have helped.

[ask-pricemillan]

He already had the poisoning it wouldn’t have done shit!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I said that... :(

Okay, well, how long until he's ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t know! I’m not a doctor-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Did you not talk to the doctor...?

[ask-pricemillan]

They were too busy operating on him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh... well, rest in piece, Price...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s not dead!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Might as well be... nobody comes back from that....

[ask-pricemillan]

You really think his stupid ass would go out like that?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....Web M.D. says so...

[ask-pricemillan]

Fuck M.D🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bro's gonna pull a medical miracle...

There is NO WAY HE LIVES

[ask-pricemillan]

You’ve seen him do these looney toons skits! He’ll survive-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

If not. we'll have to get him ANOTHER funeral...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s had enough funerals-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

There's no such thing as too many FUN-erals....

Shut up...

[ask-pricemillan]

Reboot, there’s a reason I talk to the one from my own games-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Awww... :(

[ask-pricemillan]

Anyway, you wanna visit him in the hospital?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Sure, why not... *pockets Reboot*

[ask-pricemillan]

[At the hospital]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....oh my lord

Are.... are you okay?

Jesus

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Just a whole bunch of that..-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*solemn air is in the air*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Watch him real quick,I need to ask the doctor something-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....um.... sure...

[ask-pricemillan]

[walks out the room]-🌱

…..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

..... price... are you alive in there?

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

I'll take that as a no.... time to plan the funeral

DID SOMEONE SAY FYNERAL PLANNING?

[ask-pricemillan]

SHUT THE FUCK UP-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

HE LIVES!!!

*polite cheering*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

....never mind....

[ask-pricemillan]

Water-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*hands him a cup of water*

[ask-pricemillan]

..I think the rabies are kicking in-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

NAWR!!!

*sighing* can you not drink the water?

[ask-pricemillan]

No dumbass!-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

damn....

[ask-pricemillan]

You know what? That just pissed me off-🍀

[flatlines]

[gold-eagle-actual]

OH FUCK! *does cpr*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. you gay mother fucker..-🍀

Alright I’m back what happened-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.... he died and came back to life... he has rabies....

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah I know that, anyways how’s price doing-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

alright?! it's very confusing

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

He looks okay, doctor said it’s safe enough to take him back to base-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh.... uh.... okaaaay.... *whips out The Cage*

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you have that?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....government mandated....

[ask-pricemillan]

Just get him-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*shoves him in the cage and locks it* ready to go?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yup-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*Heads out with him and pocket Reboot in tow, leaving Cheryl*

[ask-pricemillan]

…can we stop for ihop?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Yeah, ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeeeeeeeah-🍀

Price. No-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

why not?

[ask-pricemillan]

He just got out the hospital, he’s not getting that much sugar in him already-🌱

Fuck you-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

pancakes and waffles have a little water.... he needs the sustainence...

trust

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s going home and sleeping, then he can eat-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

fine... *drives to base*

[ask-pricemillan]

Drop off the cage in my office and I’ll deal with him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*nods, heading that way.*

*dangles from his pocket*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. am I gonna die?-🍀

Probably-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

rest in peace price

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

yeah, Web M.D. says you should be dead by yesterday

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

THAT DOESN"T MEAN JUST DIE!!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord... Macmillan, get your man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Just let it happen-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*sighs* Fine, whatever... Molly...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hell you call me?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I didn't call you shit... go to bed.

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re older you go to bed!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

YOU LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSIPTAL, YOU GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Okay :(-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Wow... it was that easy...?

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m tired-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bedtime, then... good night... *herds him that way*

[ask-pricemillan]

…am I a dog to you?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

no, you're a child... a fetus, perchance... youngin'

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m 27..-🍀

Don’t call him that when you call me old-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

27 years old dumbass

you are old...

[ask-pricemillan]

It feels weird when you call me old and then call price a child!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Would you rather I ALSO called you a youngin'?

[ask-pricemillan]

I DON’T CARE SURE-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

FINE YOU HIPSTER YOUNGIN FETUS ZYGOTES

[ask-pricemillan]

.. fucking what?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

NOT THE POINT

[ask-pricemillan]

THEN WHAT IS?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

uh… getting the sickly Victorian child to bed I think…

[ask-pricemillan]

HE’S NOT A CHILD, HE’S A GROWN MAN, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WEIRDO!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

yes yes, that’s a good start… you wanna… talk about it?

[ask-pricemillan]

.. what the hell are you doing?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

dunno, what do YOU think I’m doing….

[ask-pricemillan]

Therapy for some reason??-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

AMAZING segway, anyway, when’s the last time you went?

[gold-eagle-actual]

Price is in the hospital for radiation poisoning, can you sign his get well soon card-🌱

oh yeah

sure…

*the most fanciful thing you’ve ever saw* *looks like a basic bitch ass signature*

damn, no second thoughts

[ask-pricemillan]

About half his organs are damaged-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

holy shit, what happened?

[ask-pricemillan]

It was in Pripyat, honestly it was partly because of the dogs mauling him too-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord...

I told you to get decontaminated

wouldn't have helped.

[ask-pricemillan]

He already had the poisoning it wouldn’t have done shit!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I said that... :(

Okay, well, how long until he's ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t know! I’m not a doctor-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Did you not talk to the doctor...?

[ask-pricemillan]

They were too busy operating on him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh... well, rest in piece, Price...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s not dead!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Might as well be... nobody comes back from that....

[ask-pricemillan]

You really think his stupid ass would go out like that?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....Web M.D. says so...

[ask-pricemillan]

Fuck M.D🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bro's gonna pull a medical miracle...

There is NO WAY HE LIVES

[ask-pricemillan]

You’ve seen him do these looney toons skits! He’ll survive-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

If not. we'll have to get him ANOTHER funeral...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s had enough funerals-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

There's no such thing as too many FUN-erals....

Shut up...

[ask-pricemillan]

Reboot, there’s a reason I talk to the one from my own games-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Awww... :(

[ask-pricemillan]

Anyway, you wanna visit him in the hospital?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Sure, why not... *pockets Reboot*

[ask-pricemillan]

[At the hospital]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....oh my lord

Are.... are you okay?

Jesus

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Just a whole bunch of that..-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*solemn air is in the air*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Watch him real quick,I need to ask the doctor something-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....um.... sure...

[ask-pricemillan]

[walks out the room]-🌱

…..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

..... price... are you alive in there?

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

I'll take that as a no.... time to plan the funeral

DID SOMEONE SAY FYNERAL PLANNING?

[ask-pricemillan]

SHUT THE FUCK UP-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

HE LIVES!!!

*polite cheering*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

....never mind....

[ask-pricemillan]

Water-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*hands him a cup of water*

[ask-pricemillan]

..I think the rabies are kicking in-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

NAWR!!!

*sighing* can you not drink the water?

[ask-pricemillan]

No dumbass!-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

damn....

[ask-pricemillan]

You know what? That just pissed me off-🍀

[flatlines]

[gold-eagle-actual]

OH FUCK! *does cpr*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. you gay mother fucker..-🍀

Alright I’m back what happened-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.... he died and came back to life... he has rabies....

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah I know that, anyways how’s price doing-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

alright?! it's very confusing

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

He looks okay, doctor said it’s safe enough to take him back to base-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh.... uh.... okaaaay.... *whips out The Cage*

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you have that?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....government mandated....

[ask-pricemillan]

Just get him-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*shoves him in the cage and locks it* ready to go?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yup-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*Heads out with him and pocket Reboot in tow, leaving Cheryl*

[ask-pricemillan]

…can we stop for ihop?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Yeah, ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeeeeeeeah-🍀

Price. No-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

why not?

[ask-pricemillan]

He just got out the hospital, he’s not getting that much sugar in him already-🌱

Fuck you-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

pancakes and waffles have a little water.... he needs the sustainence...

trust

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s going home and sleeping, then he can eat-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

fine... *drives to base*

[ask-pricemillan]

Drop off the cage in my office and I’ll deal with him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*nods, heading that way.*

*dangles from his pocket*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. am I gonna die?-🍀

Probably-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

rest in peace price

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

yeah, Web M.D. says you should be dead by yesterday

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

THAT DOESN"T MEAN JUST DIE!!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord... Macmillan, get your man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Just let it happen-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*sighs* Fine, whatever... Molly...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hell you call me?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I didn't call you shit... go to bed.

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re older you go to bed!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

YOU LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSIPTAL, YOU GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Okay :(-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Wow... it was that easy...?

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m tired-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bedtime, then... good night... *herds him that way*

[ask-pricemillan]

…am I a dog to you?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

no, you're a child... a fetus, perchance... youngin'

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m 27..-🍀

Don’t call him that when you call me old-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

27 years old dumbass

you are old...

[ask-pricemillan]

It feels weird when you call me old and then call price a child!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Would you rather I ALSO called you a youngin'?

[ask-pricemillan]

I DON’T CARE SURE-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

FINE YOU HIPSTER YOUNGIN FETUS ZYGOTES

[ask-pricemillan]

.. fucking what?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

NOT THE POINT

[ask-pricemillan]

THEN WHAT IS?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

uh… getting the sickly Victorian child to bed I think…

[ask-pricemillan]

HE’S NOT A CHILD, HE’S A GROWN MAN, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WEIRDO!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

yes yes, that’s a good start… you wanna… talk about it?

[ask-pricemillan]

.. what the hell are you doing?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

dunno, what do YOU think I’m doing….

[gold-eagle-actual]

Price is in the hospital for radiation poisoning, can you sign his get well soon card-🌱

oh yeah

sure…

*the most fanciful thing you’ve ever saw* *looks like a basic bitch ass signature*

damn, no second thoughts

[ask-pricemillan]

About half his organs are damaged-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

holy shit, what happened?

[ask-pricemillan]

It was in Pripyat, honestly it was partly because of the dogs mauling him too-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord...

I told you to get decontaminated

wouldn't have helped.

[ask-pricemillan]

He already had the poisoning it wouldn’t have done shit!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I said that... :(

Okay, well, how long until he's ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t know! I’m not a doctor-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Did you not talk to the doctor...?

[ask-pricemillan]

They were too busy operating on him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh... well, rest in piece, Price...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s not dead!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Might as well be... nobody comes back from that....

[ask-pricemillan]

You really think his stupid ass would go out like that?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....Web M.D. says so...

[ask-pricemillan]

Fuck M.D🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bro's gonna pull a medical miracle...

There is NO WAY HE LIVES

[ask-pricemillan]

You’ve seen him do these looney toons skits! He’ll survive-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

If not. we'll have to get him ANOTHER funeral...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s had enough funerals-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

There's no such thing as too many FUN-erals....

Shut up...

[ask-pricemillan]

Reboot, there’s a reason I talk to the one from my own games-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Awww... :(

[ask-pricemillan]

Anyway, you wanna visit him in the hospital?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Sure, why not... *pockets Reboot*

[ask-pricemillan]

[At the hospital]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....oh my lord

Are.... are you okay?

Jesus

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Just a whole bunch of that..-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*solemn air is in the air*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Watch him real quick,I need to ask the doctor something-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....um.... sure...

[ask-pricemillan]

[walks out the room]-🌱

…..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

..... price... are you alive in there?

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

I'll take that as a no.... time to plan the funeral

DID SOMEONE SAY FYNERAL PLANNING?

[ask-pricemillan]

SHUT THE FUCK UP-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

HE LIVES!!!

*polite cheering*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

....never mind....

[ask-pricemillan]

Water-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*hands him a cup of water*

[ask-pricemillan]

..I think the rabies are kicking in-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

NAWR!!!

*sighing* can you not drink the water?

[ask-pricemillan]

No dumbass!-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

damn....

[ask-pricemillan]

You know what? That just pissed me off-🍀

[flatlines]

[gold-eagle-actual]

OH FUCK! *does cpr*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. you gay mother fucker..-🍀

Alright I’m back what happened-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.... he died and came back to life... he has rabies....

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah I know that, anyways how’s price doing-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

alright?! it's very confusing

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

He looks okay, doctor said it’s safe enough to take him back to base-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh.... uh.... okaaaay.... *whips out The Cage*

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you have that?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....government mandated....

[ask-pricemillan]

Just get him-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*shoves him in the cage and locks it* ready to go?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yup-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*Heads out with him and pocket Reboot in tow, leaving Cheryl*

[ask-pricemillan]

…can we stop for ihop?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Yeah, ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeeeeeeeah-🍀

Price. No-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

why not?

[ask-pricemillan]

He just got out the hospital, he’s not getting that much sugar in him already-🌱

Fuck you-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

pancakes and waffles have a little water.... he needs the sustainence...

trust

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s going home and sleeping, then he can eat-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

fine... *drives to base*

[ask-pricemillan]

Drop off the cage in my office and I’ll deal with him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*nods, heading that way.*

*dangles from his pocket*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. am I gonna die?-🍀

Probably-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

rest in peace price

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

yeah, Web M.D. says you should be dead by yesterday

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

THAT DOESN"T MEAN JUST DIE!!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord... Macmillan, get your man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Just let it happen-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*sighs* Fine, whatever... Molly...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hell you call me?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I didn't call you shit... go to bed.

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re older you go to bed!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

YOU LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSIPTAL, YOU GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Okay :(-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Wow... it was that easy...?

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m tired-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bedtime, then... good night... *herds him that way*

[ask-pricemillan]

…am I a dog to you?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

no, you're a child... a fetus, perchance... youngin'

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m 27..-🍀

Don’t call him that when you call me old-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

27 years old dumbass

you are old...

[ask-pricemillan]

It feels weird when you call me old and then call price a child!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Would you rather I ALSO called you a youngin'?

[ask-pricemillan]

I DON’T CARE SURE-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

FINE YOU HIPSTER YOUNGIN FETUS ZYGOTES

[ask-pricemillan]

.. fucking what?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

NOT THE POINT

[ask-pricemillan]

THEN WHAT IS?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

uh… getting the sickly Victorian child to bed I think…

[ask-pricemillan]

HE’S NOT A CHILD, HE’S A GROWN MAN, YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WEIRDO!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

yes yes, that’s a good start… you wanna… talk about it?

[gold-eagle-actual]

Price is in the hospital for radiation poisoning, can you sign his get well soon card-🌱

oh yeah

sure…

*the most fanciful thing you’ve ever saw* *looks like a basic bitch ass signature*

damn, no second thoughts

[ask-pricemillan]

About half his organs are damaged-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

holy shit, what happened?

[ask-pricemillan]

It was in Pripyat, honestly it was partly because of the dogs mauling him too-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord...

I told you to get decontaminated

wouldn't have helped.

[ask-pricemillan]

He already had the poisoning it wouldn’t have done shit!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I said that... :(

Okay, well, how long until he's ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t know! I’m not a doctor-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Did you not talk to the doctor...?

[ask-pricemillan]

They were too busy operating on him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh... well, rest in piece, Price...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s not dead!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Might as well be... nobody comes back from that....

[ask-pricemillan]

You really think his stupid ass would go out like that?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....Web M.D. says so...

[ask-pricemillan]

Fuck M.D🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bro's gonna pull a medical miracle...

There is NO WAY HE LIVES

[ask-pricemillan]

You’ve seen him do these looney toons skits! He’ll survive-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

If not. we'll have to get him ANOTHER funeral...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s had enough funerals-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

There's no such thing as too many FUN-erals....

Shut up...

[ask-pricemillan]

Reboot, there’s a reason I talk to the one from my own games-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Awww... :(

[ask-pricemillan]

Anyway, you wanna visit him in the hospital?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Sure, why not... *pockets Reboot*

[ask-pricemillan]

[At the hospital]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....oh my lord

Are.... are you okay?

Jesus

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Just a whole bunch of that..-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*solemn air is in the air*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Watch him real quick,I need to ask the doctor something-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....um.... sure...

[ask-pricemillan]

[walks out the room]-🌱

…..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

..... price... are you alive in there?

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

I'll take that as a no.... time to plan the funeral

DID SOMEONE SAY FYNERAL PLANNING?

[ask-pricemillan]

SHUT THE FUCK UP-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

HE LIVES!!!

*polite cheering*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

....never mind....

[ask-pricemillan]

Water-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*hands him a cup of water*

[ask-pricemillan]

..I think the rabies are kicking in-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

NAWR!!!

*sighing* can you not drink the water?

[ask-pricemillan]

No dumbass!-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

damn....

[ask-pricemillan]

You know what? That just pissed me off-🍀

[flatlines]

[gold-eagle-actual]

OH FUCK! *does cpr*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. you gay mother fucker..-🍀

Alright I’m back what happened-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.... he died and came back to life... he has rabies....

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah I know that, anyways how’s price doing-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

alright?! it's very confusing

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

He looks okay, doctor said it’s safe enough to take him back to base-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh.... uh.... okaaaay.... *whips out The Cage*

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you have that?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....government mandated....

[ask-pricemillan]

Just get him-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*shoves him in the cage and locks it* ready to go?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yup-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*Heads out with him and pocket Reboot in tow, leaving Cheryl*

[ask-pricemillan]

…can we stop for ihop?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Yeah, ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeeeeeeeah-🍀

Price. No-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

why not?

[ask-pricemillan]

He just got out the hospital, he’s not getting that much sugar in him already-🌱

Fuck you-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

pancakes and waffles have a little water.... he needs the sustainence...

trust

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s going home and sleeping, then he can eat-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

fine... *drives to base*

[ask-pricemillan]

Drop off the cage in my office and I’ll deal with him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*nods, heading that way.*

*dangles from his pocket*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. am I gonna die?-🍀

Probably-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

rest in peace price

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

yeah, Web M.D. says you should be dead by yesterday

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

THAT DOESN"T MEAN JUST DIE!!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord... Macmillan, get your man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Just let it happen-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*sighs* Fine, whatever... Molly...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hell you call me?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I didn't call you shit... go to bed.

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re older you go to bed!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

YOU LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSIPTAL, YOU GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Okay :(-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Wow... it was that easy...?

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m tired-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bedtime, then... good night... *herds him that way*

[ask-pricemillan]

…am I a dog to you?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

no, you're a child... a fetus, perchance... youngin'

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m 27..-🍀

Don’t call him that when you call me old-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

27 years old dumbass

you are old...

[ask-pricemillan]

It feels weird when you call me old and then call price a child!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Would you rather I ALSO called you a youngin'?

[ask-pricemillan]

I DON’T CARE SURE-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

FINE YOU HIPSTER YOUNGIN FETUS ZYGOTES

[ask-pricemillan]

.. fucking what?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

NOT THE POINT

[ask-pricemillan]

THEN WHAT IS?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

uh… getting the sickly Victorian child to bed I think…

[gold-eagle-actual]

Price is in the hospital for radiation poisoning, can you sign his get well soon card-🌱

oh yeah

sure…

*the most fanciful thing you’ve ever saw* *looks like a basic bitch ass signature*

damn, no second thoughts

[ask-pricemillan]

About half his organs are damaged-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

holy shit, what happened?

[ask-pricemillan]

It was in Pripyat, honestly it was partly because of the dogs mauling him too-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord...

I told you to get decontaminated

wouldn't have helped.

[ask-pricemillan]

He already had the poisoning it wouldn’t have done shit!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I said that... :(

Okay, well, how long until he's ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t know! I’m not a doctor-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Did you not talk to the doctor...?

[ask-pricemillan]

They were too busy operating on him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh... well, rest in piece, Price...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s not dead!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Might as well be... nobody comes back from that....

[ask-pricemillan]

You really think his stupid ass would go out like that?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....Web M.D. says so...

[ask-pricemillan]

Fuck M.D🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bro's gonna pull a medical miracle...

There is NO WAY HE LIVES

[ask-pricemillan]

You’ve seen him do these looney toons skits! He’ll survive-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

If not. we'll have to get him ANOTHER funeral...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s had enough funerals-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

There's no such thing as too many FUN-erals....

Shut up...

[ask-pricemillan]

Reboot, there’s a reason I talk to the one from my own games-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Awww... :(

[ask-pricemillan]

Anyway, you wanna visit him in the hospital?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Sure, why not... *pockets Reboot*

[ask-pricemillan]

[At the hospital]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....oh my lord

Are.... are you okay?

Jesus

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Just a whole bunch of that..-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*solemn air is in the air*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Watch him real quick,I need to ask the doctor something-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....um.... sure...

[ask-pricemillan]

[walks out the room]-🌱

…..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

..... price... are you alive in there?

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

I'll take that as a no.... time to plan the funeral

DID SOMEONE SAY FYNERAL PLANNING?

[ask-pricemillan]

SHUT THE FUCK UP-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

HE LIVES!!!

*polite cheering*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

....never mind....

[ask-pricemillan]

Water-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*hands him a cup of water*

[ask-pricemillan]

..I think the rabies are kicking in-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

NAWR!!!

*sighing* can you not drink the water?

[ask-pricemillan]

No dumbass!-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

damn....

[ask-pricemillan]

You know what? That just pissed me off-🍀

[flatlines]

[gold-eagle-actual]

OH FUCK! *does cpr*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. you gay mother fucker..-🍀

Alright I’m back what happened-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.... he died and came back to life... he has rabies....

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah I know that, anyways how’s price doing-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

alright?! it's very confusing

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

He looks okay, doctor said it’s safe enough to take him back to base-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh.... uh.... okaaaay.... *whips out The Cage*

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you have that?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....government mandated....

[ask-pricemillan]

Just get him-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*shoves him in the cage and locks it* ready to go?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yup-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*Heads out with him and pocket Reboot in tow, leaving Cheryl*

[ask-pricemillan]

…can we stop for ihop?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Yeah, ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeeeeeeeah-🍀

Price. No-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

why not?

[ask-pricemillan]

He just got out the hospital, he’s not getting that much sugar in him already-🌱

Fuck you-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

pancakes and waffles have a little water.... he needs the sustainence...

trust

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s going home and sleeping, then he can eat-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

fine... *drives to base*

[ask-pricemillan]

Drop off the cage in my office and I’ll deal with him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*nods, heading that way.*

*dangles from his pocket*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. am I gonna die?-🍀

Probably-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

rest in peace price

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

yeah, Web M.D. says you should be dead by yesterday

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

THAT DOESN"T MEAN JUST DIE!!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord... Macmillan, get your man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Just let it happen-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*sighs* Fine, whatever... Molly...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hell you call me?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I didn't call you shit... go to bed.

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re older you go to bed!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

YOU LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSIPTAL, YOU GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Okay :(-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Wow... it was that easy...?

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m tired-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bedtime, then... good night... *herds him that way*

[ask-pricemillan]

…am I a dog to you?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

no, you're a child... a fetus, perchance... youngin'

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m 27..-🍀

Don’t call him that when you call me old-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

27 years old dumbass

you are old...

[ask-pricemillan]

It feels weird when you call me old and then call price a child!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Would you rather I ALSO called you a youngin'?

[ask-pricemillan]

I DON’T CARE SURE-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

FINE YOU HIPSTER YOUNGIN FETUS ZYGOTES

[ask-pricemillan]

.. fucking what?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

NOT THE POINT

[gold-eagle-actual]

Price is in the hospital for radiation poisoning, can you sign his get well soon card-🌱

oh yeah

sure…

*the most fanciful thing you’ve ever saw* *looks like a basic bitch ass signature*

damn, no second thoughts

[ask-pricemillan]

About half his organs are damaged-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

holy shit, what happened?

[ask-pricemillan]

It was in Pripyat, honestly it was partly because of the dogs mauling him too-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord...

I told you to get decontaminated

wouldn't have helped.

[ask-pricemillan]

He already had the poisoning it wouldn’t have done shit!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I said that... :(

Okay, well, how long until he's ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t know! I’m not a doctor-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Did you not talk to the doctor...?

[ask-pricemillan]

They were too busy operating on him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh... well, rest in piece, Price...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s not dead!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Might as well be... nobody comes back from that....

[ask-pricemillan]

You really think his stupid ass would go out like that?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....Web M.D. says so...

[ask-pricemillan]

Fuck M.D🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bro's gonna pull a medical miracle...

There is NO WAY HE LIVES

[ask-pricemillan]

You’ve seen him do these looney toons skits! He’ll survive-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

If not. we'll have to get him ANOTHER funeral...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s had enough funerals-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

There's no such thing as too many FUN-erals....

Shut up...

[ask-pricemillan]

Reboot, there’s a reason I talk to the one from my own games-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Awww... :(

[ask-pricemillan]

Anyway, you wanna visit him in the hospital?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Sure, why not... *pockets Reboot*

[ask-pricemillan]

[At the hospital]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....oh my lord

Are.... are you okay?

Jesus

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Just a whole bunch of that..-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*solemn air is in the air*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Watch him real quick,I need to ask the doctor something-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....um.... sure...

[ask-pricemillan]

[walks out the room]-🌱

…..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

..... price... are you alive in there?

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

I'll take that as a no.... time to plan the funeral

DID SOMEONE SAY FYNERAL PLANNING?

[ask-pricemillan]

SHUT THE FUCK UP-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

HE LIVES!!!

*polite cheering*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

....never mind....

[ask-pricemillan]

Water-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*hands him a cup of water*

[ask-pricemillan]

..I think the rabies are kicking in-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

NAWR!!!

*sighing* can you not drink the water?

[ask-pricemillan]

No dumbass!-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

damn....

[ask-pricemillan]

You know what? That just pissed me off-🍀

[flatlines]

[gold-eagle-actual]

OH FUCK! *does cpr*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. you gay mother fucker..-🍀

Alright I’m back what happened-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.... he died and came back to life... he has rabies....

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah I know that, anyways how’s price doing-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

alright?! it's very confusing

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

He looks okay, doctor said it’s safe enough to take him back to base-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh.... uh.... okaaaay.... *whips out The Cage*

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you have that?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....government mandated....

[ask-pricemillan]

Just get him-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*shoves him in the cage and locks it* ready to go?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yup-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*Heads out with him and pocket Reboot in tow, leaving Cheryl*

[ask-pricemillan]

…can we stop for ihop?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Yeah, ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeeeeeeeah-🍀

Price. No-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

why not?

[ask-pricemillan]

He just got out the hospital, he’s not getting that much sugar in him already-🌱

Fuck you-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

pancakes and waffles have a little water.... he needs the sustainence...

trust

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s going home and sleeping, then he can eat-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

fine... *drives to base*

[ask-pricemillan]

Drop off the cage in my office and I’ll deal with him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*nods, heading that way.*

*dangles from his pocket*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. am I gonna die?-🍀

Probably-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

rest in peace price

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

yeah, Web M.D. says you should be dead by yesterday

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

THAT DOESN"T MEAN JUST DIE!!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord... Macmillan, get your man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Just let it happen-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*sighs* Fine, whatever... Molly...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hell you call me?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I didn't call you shit... go to bed.

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re older you go to bed!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

YOU LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSIPTAL, YOU GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Okay :(-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Wow... it was that easy...?

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m tired-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bedtime, then... good night... *herds him that way*

[ask-pricemillan]

…am I a dog to you?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

no, you're a child... a fetus, perchance... youngin'

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m 27..-🍀

Don’t call him that when you call me old-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

27 years old dumbass

you are old...

[ask-pricemillan]

It feels weird when you call me old and then call price a child!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Would you rather I ALSO called you a youngin'?

[ask-pricemillan]

I DON’T CARE SURE-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

FINE YOU HIPSTER YOUNGIN FETUS ZYGOTES

[gold-eagle-actual]

Price is in the hospital for radiation poisoning, can you sign his get well soon card-🌱

oh yeah

sure…

*the most fanciful thing you’ve ever saw* *looks like a basic bitch ass signature*

damn, no second thoughts

[ask-pricemillan]

About half his organs are damaged-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

holy shit, what happened?

[ask-pricemillan]

It was in Pripyat, honestly it was partly because of the dogs mauling him too-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord...

I told you to get decontaminated

wouldn't have helped.

[ask-pricemillan]

He already had the poisoning it wouldn’t have done shit!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I said that... :(

Okay, well, how long until he's ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t know! I’m not a doctor-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Did you not talk to the doctor...?

[ask-pricemillan]

They were too busy operating on him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh... well, rest in piece, Price...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s not dead!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Might as well be... nobody comes back from that....

[ask-pricemillan]

You really think his stupid ass would go out like that?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....Web M.D. says so...

[ask-pricemillan]

Fuck M.D🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bro's gonna pull a medical miracle...

There is NO WAY HE LIVES

[ask-pricemillan]

You’ve seen him do these looney toons skits! He’ll survive-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

If not. we'll have to get him ANOTHER funeral...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s had enough funerals-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

There's no such thing as too many FUN-erals....

Shut up...

[ask-pricemillan]

Reboot, there’s a reason I talk to the one from my own games-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Awww... :(

[ask-pricemillan]

Anyway, you wanna visit him in the hospital?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Sure, why not... *pockets Reboot*

[ask-pricemillan]

[At the hospital]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....oh my lord

Are.... are you okay?

Jesus

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Just a whole bunch of that..-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*solemn air is in the air*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Watch him real quick,I need to ask the doctor something-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....um.... sure...

[ask-pricemillan]

[walks out the room]-🌱

…..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

..... price... are you alive in there?

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

I'll take that as a no.... time to plan the funeral

DID SOMEONE SAY FYNERAL PLANNING?

[ask-pricemillan]

SHUT THE FUCK UP-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

HE LIVES!!!

*polite cheering*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

....never mind....

[ask-pricemillan]

Water-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*hands him a cup of water*

[ask-pricemillan]

..I think the rabies are kicking in-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

NAWR!!!

*sighing* can you not drink the water?

[ask-pricemillan]

No dumbass!-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

damn....

[ask-pricemillan]

You know what? That just pissed me off-🍀

[flatlines]

[gold-eagle-actual]

OH FUCK! *does cpr*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. you gay mother fucker..-🍀

Alright I’m back what happened-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.... he died and came back to life... he has rabies....

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah I know that, anyways how’s price doing-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

alright?! it's very confusing

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

He looks okay, doctor said it’s safe enough to take him back to base-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh.... uh.... okaaaay.... *whips out The Cage*

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you have that?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....government mandated....

[ask-pricemillan]

Just get him-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*shoves him in the cage and locks it* ready to go?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yup-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*Heads out with him and pocket Reboot in tow, leaving Cheryl*

[ask-pricemillan]

…can we stop for ihop?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Yeah, ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeeeeeeeah-🍀

Price. No-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

why not?

[ask-pricemillan]

He just got out the hospital, he’s not getting that much sugar in him already-🌱

Fuck you-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

pancakes and waffles have a little water.... he needs the sustainence...

trust

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s going home and sleeping, then he can eat-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

fine... *drives to base*

[ask-pricemillan]

Drop off the cage in my office and I’ll deal with him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*nods, heading that way.*

*dangles from his pocket*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. am I gonna die?-🍀

Probably-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

rest in peace price

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

yeah, Web M.D. says you should be dead by yesterday

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

THAT DOESN"T MEAN JUST DIE!!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord... Macmillan, get your man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Just let it happen-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*sighs* Fine, whatever... Molly...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hell you call me?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I didn't call you shit... go to bed.

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re older you go to bed!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

YOU LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSIPTAL, YOU GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Okay :(-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Wow... it was that easy...?

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m tired-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bedtime, then... good night... *herds him that way*

[ask-pricemillan]

…am I a dog to you?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

no, you're a child... a fetus, perchance... youngin'

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m 27..-🍀

Don’t call him that when you call me old-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

27 years old dumbass

you are old...

[ask-pricemillan]

It feels weird when you call me old and then call price a child!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Would you rather I ALSO called you a youngin'?

[gold-eagle-actual]

*the brothers run up to the Generals with a camera in both their faces*

.......Pussy

*giggles and screams as they both run away like gremlins*

-( @roman-w )

(ooc: it's that trend on tt where people run up to their parents, say naughty words and then run away)

*giggling in the bg*

*almost spits out coffee* wait, they can do that...

yeah. get with the times

my father would beat me if I even said holy cow... wtf

(so cute.... wait, do you see the general's as father figures [Brooklyn 99 reference])

[roman-w]

Hehehehehe, pussy.

Yeah yeah, pussy!

(ooc: these little weirdos be finding any father figure, messing with them, and bailing [nice reference, need to get back to watching it])

[general-shepherd-fucker]

*watching in awe*

Where did y'all even learn that...?

(Awwwww, cute... [goated show])

[roman-w]

....the video swiping app.

It's called TikTok, dumbass

:(

(they be kinda toxic to each other sometimes though {cough, cough, @ask-pricemillan , cough cough} who said that? [I'm also one of them House M.D. lovers] )

[gold-eagle-actual]

I ain't into all that tik-tak nonsense... if i were to ever learn of that word, it'd be through a proper day's hard work.... eavesdropping...

(That's literally me and my sister {real tho} [IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!!!])

[roman-w]

No, old man, TikTok is a social media app.

You clearly need it.

(me and my siblings be doing that too {he be beating up Clare} [has a hipaa violation every 5 minutes])

[general-shepherd-fucker]

How dare...

*searches it up*

(reminds me that i need to beat up my little punk/j {😞 he's so mean}[me when medical malpractice])

[roman-w]

......How old are they?

I don't know, probably 500 like that McMillan guy. They probably apart of the Silent Generation.

(all of the little punks need to be beat up/j {very mean 😔} [Me when Chase comes in screen: *rubs hands maliciously])

[general-shepherd-fucker]

Erm, actually, I'm 6000

OOooooooh..... *starts doomscrolling*

(petition to beat up the punks/j {sigh}[lowkey hilson and cuddy <3])

[roman-w]

Hehehe, old man stuck in the doom scroll.

Hehehehe.

(off with their heads!/j {deep sigh} [everyone on there is unfairly hot, minus Taub. I can't find nothing good about that man 😔])

[gold-eagle-actual]

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?! WH DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

(bite em/j {evil}[House M.D. more like Mog M.D.])

[roman-w]

THE DOOMSCROLL!

NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE!

He's probably stuck watching them AI generated reddit stories.

Or rant accounts.

Or those AI generated dog videos.

(nom nom {very evil, MacMillan currently beating them up} [Fr fr])

[gold-eagle-actual]

*chucks the phone aside* I just saw dih

oh my goooo-

(🤤😈 {yeah I just saw o7})

[roman-w]

OH YEAH, THE FLASHING POSTS!

(MacMillan being a very big meanie, not understanding trends)

[gold-eagle-actual]

*consoling reboot* all because of that dang phone

(frickin' unc)

[roman-w]

*they smirk and grab Reboots phone, being nosy and snooping through it*

(a big unc)

[gold-eagle-actual]

OH MY GOD NO!!!

you'll see the peeeen

(the biggest <3)

[roman-w]

.....We both love dih.

[gold-eagle-actual]

I'm pretty sure the dih I saw was the most rotted, unwashed, diseased, swollen, rigor mortis dih I ever saw... please... i beg you... spare your eyes

[roman-w]

.....*looks at phone*

Ooooo, Zombie Daddy.

(they are freaky over that dih 😔)

[gold-eagle-actual]

Them rn....

(NAH THAT"S CRAZY)

I need to pray for the first time is 58 Years, 6 months, and 8 days

[roman-w]

Why?

[gold-eagle-actual]

because this is a level of freaky I've never seen.... and I've seen Og and Cheryl together...

What's going on here?

hi babe

[roman-w]

*shows Cheryl the phone*

[general-shepherd-fucker]

DAYUM

WHAAAAAAAT

oh my lord

[roman-w]

YEAH! SOMEONE TO MATCH OUR FREAK!

Yippe!

[general-shepherd-fucker]

on GOD!! *goes in for a high five*

[roman-w]

*high five*

*high five*

[general-shepherd-fucker]

YEAH

disgusting

*throwing up*

[roman-w]

......They never seen anything besides vanilla sex, have they?

[general-shepherd-fucker]

No, I've pegged and railed my man before.... but reboot is alloace

[roman-w]

DAYUM!

Roman rn:

My brother still a virgin. But you wouldn't be able to tell by how much he talks about fucking.

HEY >:(

[general-shepherd-fucker]

Wild

never be ashamed...

Means you never got nobody pregnant...

have you?

.... maybe, and yes, the kid lived..... so....

what the fuck?

[roman-w]

*sniffle* I'm a traumatized virgin.....

....Do I wanna know about this kid?

[general-shepherd-fucker]

there there *pats the traumatized virgin*

dunno... I mean... if you want?

[roman-w]

(hehehehe, colors)

Sure.

[general-shepherd-fucker]

(wait, what the hell? I COULD"VE SWORN I MADE THEM THE RIGHT COLORS, WHY ARE YOU INFECTING ME HEATHEN!!! Cheryl patted the traumatized virgin btw)

Well, there was a girl back with i was in high school... I was an old school fool and she liked bad boy types... So then we got together behind some of the bleachers during prom and we go steady for a good while after that..... one thing leads to another, she's pregnant.... and by that time i'd been enlisted in the military.... I stayed loyal tho... I always came back...

When she delivered, she died in childbirth, and turns out she'd been sleepin' around... In fact, I was her side piece... her main piece took the baby thinking it was his.... I haven't seen 'em since...

[roman-w]

(NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE)

..... That's sad.

......*cries*

Sorry for him, he's got parental issues.

[gold-eagle-actual]

(evil)

No problem, we all do..

SAME!!! *sobs with him*

*group hug*

[roman-w]

*sob*

..... I'm the only one here with a normal childhood?

[gold-eagle-actual]

*hugs tighter, cuz she doesn't want to deal with tears*

No my childhood was normal, my adulthood was shit.... there was my mom dying, the family falling apart, the toxic situationship yuri, my addiction, my brother dying of an overdose, my 2 year isolation i put myself through... among other things... and that all happened during my college years....

[roman-w]

*lets out a sob*

My mother put me in a cage because I was an affair child and she didn't like my birth father and I didn't know until my highschool years that he died of a heart attack and wanted to see me

.....I got the good end of the stick from my brother.

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh you poor thing.... *pats gently*

yeah, we can tell

[roman-w]

*sniffle*

What's that supposed to mean?

[gold-eagle-actual]

you just seem more mentally well adjusted... Do excuse me if that's rude.

[roman-w]

Nah, it ain't. And besides, I'm not all that normal either.

Mom instilled into him that he could have anyone, even if they were related to him.

*knock out*

*slumps to Floor*

[gold-eagle-actual]

Oh, well, apologies then.. for assuming.... um.... I'm old and all it's a habit....

Wait, wtf does he mean by that?

[roman-w]

Don't worry about it 😁

[general-shepherd-fucker]

…… you wanna hug?

[roman-w]

Why would I need a hug, I'm mentally sound.

[general-shepherd-fucker]

….. dunno, just didn’t think anyone else offered the affection….

[roman-w]

.....*sniffle* yeah, I would like a hug.....

[gold-eagle-actual]

*pulls him in*

[roman-w]

*sob*

*slowly wakes up* ugh.....who hit me?

[gold-eagle-actual]

*Pats head* Don't worry about it....

[roman-w]

.....okay....

......bleh bleh bleh......

[gold-eagle-actual]

What the hell are you eating anyways?

[roman-w]

He's not eating anything, just something he does whenever "his mouth feels dry", his words not mine.

.......bleh bleh.....bleh bleh bleh.....

[general-shepherd-fucker]

oooooooooh

[roman-w]

He'll probably just do that for a minute.

Bleh......bleh bleh.....blah blah bleh......

[gold-eagle-actual]

*reboot trying it in the bg*

[roman-w]

*Scoots over to reboot* blah.....bleh bleh bleh bleh......blah bleh.....

Oh God, there's two of them.

[gold-eagle-actual]

Aww cute, they bonding,....

[roman-w]

*sigh*.....I guess it's fine.

......nom....nam noms......nam nam nam nom nom......

[gold-eagle-actual]

lol…

*watches them*

[roman-w]

.....They like that rabbit and chick show, I think it was called Mojang?

......la.....la la le......le le le le la......nam nam nom.....

[gold-eagle-actual]

....... The.... what?....

Is this a reference to Minecraft

blep.... blephr.... blee... blee blee blee....

[roman-w]

No no no, it's this:

....nam nam nom......blep bleh blep......

Oh great, they're vocalizing.

[gold-eagle-actual]

(OH MY GOSH MY SIBLING AND I LOVE THIS)

oooh ok...

looks cute <3

blep bleh blep...... nam nam nom...

so operatic.... 😔✌️

[roman-w]

(I love it too bro, it's peak)

Idk, Rom likes watching it though.

Blehhhhh......nam noms....le le lah blah.....

Anyways....I got candy from an anon, want some?

[gold-eagle-actual]

I’m good…. That’s nice of them what kind, I’m deathly allergic to peanuts.

*shuffling music next to the pair to see if they’ll harmonize to it*

[roman-w]

I dunno, it's in a white bag with black letters that say "Candy", what type of Everybody Hates Chris food is this? 😔

....*starts harmonizing with the music*

[gold-eagle-actual]

It could be moldy and infested… should open it

*starts video taping*

*lowkey dueting*

(goated reference pulls)

[roman-w]

*opens it* ......It's uncolorful skittles......*shoves a whole handful into his mouth*

*just vibing and dueting with reboot*

(I love Everybody Hates Chris, the fourth season always makes me cry :<)

[gold-eagle-actual]

huh *snags a skittle*

*watching the other two with increasing joy*

(personally never seen it but I love the scene where Chris goes batshit)

[roman-w]

("WHO IS MARIO?!")

Yeah, see. They're monochrome colors.

*starts doing a little vibe with Reboot with a little bouncy dance*

.....This is honestly getting adorable.

[gold-eagle-actual]

(nah nah, the one where he's throwing plates and the police pull up but that one is tuff too. Come to think of it, brother man can NOT catch a break)

*bites into one* tastes like depression

*start recording*

Awwww

*head starts bouncing*

[roman-w]

Hmm, I wanna try something. *Pulls Roman away*

.....waaaaaaa *starts crying*

Ah. That's what happens.

[gold-eagle-actual]

Holy bonding....

wow.... Reboot what did you do?

*shrugs*

[roman-w]

*sigh* Fine, have your little mini me back. *Hands over Roman to reboot*

.....bleh bleh? *Sniffle*

He usually doesn't go on for this long.

[gold-eagle-actual]

Whoa....

Yeah, no, you're not getting your brother back

[roman-w]

Damn......How long you think they'll go on for?

*starts bopping to the beat and vocalizing with Reboot again*

[gold-eagle-actual]

...forever

[roman-w]

Alright, we gotta separate them. You grab you guy and I'll grab Rom.

[gold-eagle-actual]

*nods*

*goes behind reboot*

[roman-w]

*pulls Roman away*

....*immediately starts crying*

(they're so adorable, just harmonizing together)

[gold-eagle-actual]

*grabs Rebbot and runs*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(fr, my shaylas)

[roman-w]

*cries* NOOOO, COME BACK!

Rom, you're gonna be stuck harmonizing forever.

My friend :(

[gold-eagle-actual]

*consoling Reboot in the distance*

It's for the best

[roman-w]

My friend....*starts tryna harmonize from a distance*

Oh God, Roman is tryna do it long distance wise!

[gold-eagle-actual]

*harmonizing from the other side of base*

*hits reboot with a frying pan*

[roman-w]

Oooo..... That's gotta hurt.

Roman:

.....Okay, I kinda feel bad. Look at him, he looks squishable.

[gold-eagle-actual]

Don't worry about him..

awwww.... he does... so sad....

[roman-w]

*sigh* ...... Alright, take him from me before I give in to his puppy eyes.

Roman:

Look, he's become a bunny man from the sadness, take him from me before I give in!

[gold-eagle-actual]

Uuuh UUHH *panics*

*takes Roman*

[roman-w]

Thanks.....He looks so adorable when he's sad.

Yep :)

ACK! :

Man, not you again!

Yes, it me :)

Fuck off.

*trying to squirm over to reboot*

[gold-eagle-actual]

*lets Roman go*

oh, it's you again, hi!

[roman-w]

*sits next to reboot and hands over a bowl of cherries*

Don't talk to him. He's nothing but trouble.

I am not >:(

Yes, yes you are! You're nothing but a liar and a double dealing manipulator!

Oh you just don't like my raunchy side hustle.

[gold-eagle-actual]

*takes one and nods in thanks*

Wait, what's the deal with y'all?

[roman-w]

He's......he is my twin. His name is August.

Yes, like the month. And he hates me because I decided to be naughty.

You punch mom!

She did it first!

*eats a cherry* ......they always fight.......

[gold-eagle-actual]

evidently...

Lots of family trauma to unpack here, huh?

[roman-w]

Yeah. Hold on:

WAIT WAIT, DON'T KILL ME! I GOT A CLIENT!

NAH, I THINK I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU AND YOUR CLIENT UP!!

......I wish they didn't fight.....*eats another cherry*

[gold-eagle-actual]

WHOA WHOA WHOA

HOLY SHIT NO

*Attempts to de-escalate the situation*

I don't even think therapy would work anymore between them, to be honest...

[gold-eagle-actual]

Price is in the hospital for radiation poisoning, can you sign his get well soon card-🌱

oh yeah

sure…

*the most fanciful thing you’ve ever saw* *looks like a basic bitch ass signature*

damn, no second thoughts

[ask-pricemillan]

About half his organs are damaged-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

holy shit, what happened?

[ask-pricemillan]

It was in Pripyat, honestly it was partly because of the dogs mauling him too-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord...

I told you to get decontaminated

wouldn't have helped.

[ask-pricemillan]

He already had the poisoning it wouldn’t have done shit!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I said that... :(

Okay, well, how long until he's ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t know! I’m not a doctor-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Did you not talk to the doctor...?

[ask-pricemillan]

They were too busy operating on him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh... well, rest in piece, Price...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s not dead!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Might as well be... nobody comes back from that....

[ask-pricemillan]

You really think his stupid ass would go out like that?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....Web M.D. says so...

[ask-pricemillan]

Fuck M.D🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bro's gonna pull a medical miracle...

There is NO WAY HE LIVES

[ask-pricemillan]

You’ve seen him do these looney toons skits! He’ll survive-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

If not. we'll have to get him ANOTHER funeral...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s had enough funerals-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

There's no such thing as too many FUN-erals....

Shut up...

[ask-pricemillan]

Reboot, there’s a reason I talk to the one from my own games-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Awww... :(

[ask-pricemillan]

Anyway, you wanna visit him in the hospital?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Sure, why not... *pockets Reboot*

[ask-pricemillan]

[At the hospital]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....oh my lord

Are.... are you okay?

Jesus

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Just a whole bunch of that..-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*solemn air is in the air*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Watch him real quick,I need to ask the doctor something-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....um.... sure...

[ask-pricemillan]

[walks out the room]-🌱

…..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

..... price... are you alive in there?

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

I'll take that as a no.... time to plan the funeral

DID SOMEONE SAY FYNERAL PLANNING?

[ask-pricemillan]

SHUT THE FUCK UP-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

HE LIVES!!!

*polite cheering*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

....never mind....

[ask-pricemillan]

Water-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*hands him a cup of water*

[ask-pricemillan]

..I think the rabies are kicking in-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

NAWR!!!

*sighing* can you not drink the water?

[ask-pricemillan]

No dumbass!-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

damn....

[ask-pricemillan]

You know what? That just pissed me off-🍀

[flatlines]

[gold-eagle-actual]

OH FUCK! *does cpr*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. you gay mother fucker..-🍀

Alright I’m back what happened-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.... he died and came back to life... he has rabies....

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah I know that, anyways how’s price doing-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

alright?! it's very confusing

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

He looks okay, doctor said it’s safe enough to take him back to base-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh.... uh.... okaaaay.... *whips out The Cage*

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you have that?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....government mandated....

[ask-pricemillan]

Just get him-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*shoves him in the cage and locks it* ready to go?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yup-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*Heads out with him and pocket Reboot in tow, leaving Cheryl*

[ask-pricemillan]

…can we stop for ihop?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Yeah, ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeeeeeeeah-🍀

Price. No-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

why not?

[ask-pricemillan]

He just got out the hospital, he’s not getting that much sugar in him already-🌱

Fuck you-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

pancakes and waffles have a little water.... he needs the sustainence...

trust

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s going home and sleeping, then he can eat-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

fine... *drives to base*

[ask-pricemillan]

Drop off the cage in my office and I’ll deal with him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*nods, heading that way.*

*dangles from his pocket*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. am I gonna die?-🍀

Probably-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

rest in peace price

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

yeah, Web M.D. says you should be dead by yesterday

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

THAT DOESN"T MEAN JUST DIE!!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord... Macmillan, get your man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Just let it happen-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*sighs* Fine, whatever... Molly...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hell you call me?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I didn't call you shit... go to bed.

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re older you go to bed!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

YOU LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSIPTAL, YOU GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Okay :(-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Wow... it was that easy...?

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m tired-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bedtime, then... good night... *herds him that way*

[ask-pricemillan]

…am I a dog to you?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

no, you're a child... a fetus, perchance... youngin'

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m 27..-🍀

Don’t call him that when you call me old-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

27 years old dumbass

you are old...

[gold-eagle-actual]

Price is in the hospital for radiation poisoning, can you sign his get well soon card-🌱

oh yeah

sure…

*the most fanciful thing you’ve ever saw* *looks like a basic bitch ass signature*

damn, no second thoughts

[ask-pricemillan]

About half his organs are damaged-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

holy shit, what happened?

[ask-pricemillan]

It was in Pripyat, honestly it was partly because of the dogs mauling him too-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord...

I told you to get decontaminated

wouldn't have helped.

[ask-pricemillan]

He already had the poisoning it wouldn’t have done shit!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I said that... :(

Okay, well, how long until he's ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t know! I’m not a doctor-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Did you not talk to the doctor...?

[ask-pricemillan]

They were too busy operating on him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh... well, rest in piece, Price...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s not dead!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Might as well be... nobody comes back from that....

[ask-pricemillan]

You really think his stupid ass would go out like that?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....Web M.D. says so...

[ask-pricemillan]

Fuck M.D🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bro's gonna pull a medical miracle...

There is NO WAY HE LIVES

[ask-pricemillan]

You’ve seen him do these looney toons skits! He’ll survive-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

If not. we'll have to get him ANOTHER funeral...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s had enough funerals-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

There's no such thing as too many FUN-erals....

Shut up...

[ask-pricemillan]

Reboot, there’s a reason I talk to the one from my own games-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Awww... :(

[ask-pricemillan]

Anyway, you wanna visit him in the hospital?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Sure, why not... *pockets Reboot*

[ask-pricemillan]

[At the hospital]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....oh my lord

Are.... are you okay?

Jesus

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Just a whole bunch of that..-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*solemn air is in the air*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Watch him real quick,I need to ask the doctor something-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....um.... sure...

[ask-pricemillan]

[walks out the room]-🌱

…..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

..... price... are you alive in there?

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

I'll take that as a no.... time to plan the funeral

DID SOMEONE SAY FYNERAL PLANNING?

[ask-pricemillan]

SHUT THE FUCK UP-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

HE LIVES!!!

*polite cheering*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

....never mind....

[ask-pricemillan]

Water-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*hands him a cup of water*

[ask-pricemillan]

..I think the rabies are kicking in-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

NAWR!!!

*sighing* can you not drink the water?

[ask-pricemillan]

No dumbass!-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

damn....

[ask-pricemillan]

You know what? That just pissed me off-🍀

[flatlines]

[gold-eagle-actual]

OH FUCK! *does cpr*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. you gay mother fucker..-🍀

Alright I’m back what happened-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.... he died and came back to life... he has rabies....

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah I know that, anyways how’s price doing-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

alright?! it's very confusing

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

He looks okay, doctor said it’s safe enough to take him back to base-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh.... uh.... okaaaay.... *whips out The Cage*

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you have that?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....government mandated....

[ask-pricemillan]

Just get him-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*shoves him in the cage and locks it* ready to go?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yup-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*Heads out with him and pocket Reboot in tow, leaving Cheryl*

[ask-pricemillan]

…can we stop for ihop?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Yeah, ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeeeeeeeah-🍀

Price. No-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

why not?

[ask-pricemillan]

He just got out the hospital, he’s not getting that much sugar in him already-🌱

Fuck you-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

pancakes and waffles have a little water.... he needs the sustainence...

trust

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s going home and sleeping, then he can eat-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

fine... *drives to base*

[ask-pricemillan]

Drop off the cage in my office and I’ll deal with him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*nods, heading that way.*

*dangles from his pocket*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. am I gonna die?-🍀

Probably-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

rest in peace price

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

yeah, Web M.D. says you should be dead by yesterday

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

THAT DOESN"T MEAN JUST DIE!!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord... Macmillan, get your man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Just let it happen-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*sighs* Fine, whatever... Molly...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hell you call me?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I didn't call you shit... go to bed.

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re older you go to bed!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

YOU LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSIPTAL, YOU GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Okay :(-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Wow... it was that easy...?

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m tired-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bedtime, then... good night... *herds him that way*

[ask-pricemillan]

…am I a dog to you?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

no, you're a child... a fetus, perchance... youngin'

[gold-eagle-actual]

Price is in the hospital for radiation poisoning, can you sign his get well soon card-🌱

oh yeah

sure…

*the most fanciful thing you’ve ever saw* *looks like a basic bitch ass signature*

damn, no second thoughts

[ask-pricemillan]

About half his organs are damaged-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

holy shit, what happened?

[ask-pricemillan]

It was in Pripyat, honestly it was partly because of the dogs mauling him too-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord...

I told you to get decontaminated

wouldn't have helped.

[ask-pricemillan]

He already had the poisoning it wouldn’t have done shit!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I said that... :(

Okay, well, how long until he's ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t know! I’m not a doctor-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Did you not talk to the doctor...?

[ask-pricemillan]

They were too busy operating on him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh... well, rest in piece, Price...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s not dead!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Might as well be... nobody comes back from that....

[ask-pricemillan]

You really think his stupid ass would go out like that?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....Web M.D. says so...

[ask-pricemillan]

Fuck M.D🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bro's gonna pull a medical miracle...

There is NO WAY HE LIVES

[ask-pricemillan]

You’ve seen him do these looney toons skits! He’ll survive-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

If not. we'll have to get him ANOTHER funeral...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s had enough funerals-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

There's no such thing as too many FUN-erals....

Shut up...

[ask-pricemillan]

Reboot, there’s a reason I talk to the one from my own games-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Awww... :(

[ask-pricemillan]

Anyway, you wanna visit him in the hospital?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Sure, why not... *pockets Reboot*

[ask-pricemillan]

[At the hospital]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....oh my lord

Are.... are you okay?

Jesus

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Just a whole bunch of that..-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*solemn air is in the air*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Watch him real quick,I need to ask the doctor something-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....um.... sure...

[ask-pricemillan]

[walks out the room]-🌱

…..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

..... price... are you alive in there?

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

I'll take that as a no.... time to plan the funeral

DID SOMEONE SAY FYNERAL PLANNING?

[ask-pricemillan]

SHUT THE FUCK UP-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

HE LIVES!!!

*polite cheering*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

....never mind....

[ask-pricemillan]

Water-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*hands him a cup of water*

[ask-pricemillan]

..I think the rabies are kicking in-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

NAWR!!!

*sighing* can you not drink the water?

[ask-pricemillan]

No dumbass!-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

damn....

[ask-pricemillan]

You know what? That just pissed me off-🍀

[flatlines]

[gold-eagle-actual]

OH FUCK! *does cpr*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. you gay mother fucker..-🍀

Alright I’m back what happened-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.... he died and came back to life... he has rabies....

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah I know that, anyways how’s price doing-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

alright?! it's very confusing

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

He looks okay, doctor said it’s safe enough to take him back to base-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh.... uh.... okaaaay.... *whips out The Cage*

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you have that?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....government mandated....

[ask-pricemillan]

Just get him-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*shoves him in the cage and locks it* ready to go?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yup-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*Heads out with him and pocket Reboot in tow, leaving Cheryl*

[ask-pricemillan]

…can we stop for ihop?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Yeah, ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeeeeeeeah-🍀

Price. No-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

why not?

[ask-pricemillan]

He just got out the hospital, he’s not getting that much sugar in him already-🌱

Fuck you-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

pancakes and waffles have a little water.... he needs the sustainence...

trust

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s going home and sleeping, then he can eat-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

fine... *drives to base*

[ask-pricemillan]

Drop off the cage in my office and I’ll deal with him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*nods, heading that way.*

*dangles from his pocket*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. am I gonna die?-🍀

Probably-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

rest in peace price

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

yeah, Web M.D. says you should be dead by yesterday

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

THAT DOESN"T MEAN JUST DIE!!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord... Macmillan, get your man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Just let it happen-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*sighs* Fine, whatever... Molly...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hell you call me?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I didn't call you shit... go to bed.

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re older you go to bed!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

YOU LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSIPTAL, YOU GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Okay :(-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Wow... it was that easy...?

[ask-pricemillan]

I’m tired-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bedtime, then... good night... *herds him that way*

[gold-eagle-actual]

*the brothers run up to the Generals with a camera in both their faces*

.......Pussy

*giggles and screams as they both run away like gremlins*

-( @roman-w )

(ooc: it's that trend on tt where people run up to their parents, say naughty words and then run away)

*giggling in the bg*

*almost spits out coffee* wait, they can do that...

yeah. get with the times

my father would beat me if I even said holy cow... wtf

(so cute.... wait, do you see the general's as father figures [Brooklyn 99 reference])

[roman-w]

Hehehehehe, pussy.

Yeah yeah, pussy!

(ooc: these little weirdos be finding any father figure, messing with them, and bailing [nice reference, need to get back to watching it])

[general-shepherd-fucker]

*watching in awe*

Where did y'all even learn that...?

(Awwwww, cute... [goated show])

[roman-w]

....the video swiping app.

It's called TikTok, dumbass

:(

(they be kinda toxic to each other sometimes though {cough, cough, @ask-pricemillan , cough cough} who said that? [I'm also one of them House M.D. lovers] )

[gold-eagle-actual]

I ain't into all that tik-tak nonsense... if i were to ever learn of that word, it'd be through a proper day's hard work.... eavesdropping...

(That's literally me and my sister {real tho} [IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!!!])

[roman-w]

No, old man, TikTok is a social media app.

You clearly need it.

(me and my siblings be doing that too {he be beating up Clare} [has a hipaa violation every 5 minutes])

[general-shepherd-fucker]

How dare...

*searches it up*

(reminds me that i need to beat up my little punk/j {😞 he's so mean}[me when medical malpractice])

[roman-w]

......How old are they?

I don't know, probably 500 like that McMillan guy. They probably apart of the Silent Generation.

(all of the little punks need to be beat up/j {very mean 😔} [Me when Chase comes in screen: *rubs hands maliciously])

[general-shepherd-fucker]

Erm, actually, I'm 6000

OOooooooh..... *starts doomscrolling*

(petition to beat up the punks/j {sigh}[lowkey hilson and cuddy <3])

[roman-w]

Hehehe, old man stuck in the doom scroll.

Hehehehe.

(off with their heads!/j {deep sigh} [everyone on there is unfairly hot, minus Taub. I can't find nothing good about that man 😔])

[gold-eagle-actual]

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?! WH DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

(bite em/j {evil}[House M.D. more like Mog M.D.])

[roman-w]

THE DOOMSCROLL!

NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE!

He's probably stuck watching them AI generated reddit stories.

Or rant accounts.

Or those AI generated dog videos.

(nom nom {very evil, MacMillan currently beating them up} [Fr fr])

[gold-eagle-actual]

*chucks the phone aside* I just saw dih

oh my goooo-

(🤤😈 {yeah I just saw o7})

[roman-w]

OH YEAH, THE FLASHING POSTS!

(MacMillan being a very big meanie, not understanding trends)

[gold-eagle-actual]

*consoling reboot* all because of that dang phone

(frickin' unc)

[roman-w]

*they smirk and grab Reboots phone, being nosy and snooping through it*

(a big unc)

[gold-eagle-actual]

OH MY GOD NO!!!

you'll see the peeeen

(the biggest <3)

[roman-w]

.....We both love dih.

[gold-eagle-actual]

I'm pretty sure the dih I saw was the most rotted, unwashed, diseased, swollen, rigor mortis dih I ever saw... please... i beg you... spare your eyes

[roman-w]

.....*looks at phone*

Ooooo, Zombie Daddy.

(they are freaky over that dih 😔)

[gold-eagle-actual]

Them rn....

(NAH THAT"S CRAZY)

I need to pray for the first time is 58 Years, 6 months, and 8 days

[roman-w]

Why?

[gold-eagle-actual]

because this is a level of freaky I've never seen.... and I've seen Og and Cheryl together...

What's going on here?

hi babe

[roman-w]

*shows Cheryl the phone*

[general-shepherd-fucker]

DAYUM

WHAAAAAAAT

oh my lord

[roman-w]

YEAH! SOMEONE TO MATCH OUR FREAK!

Yippe!

[general-shepherd-fucker]

on GOD!! *goes in for a high five*

[roman-w]

*high five*

*high five*

[general-shepherd-fucker]

YEAH

disgusting

*throwing up*

[roman-w]

......They never seen anything besides vanilla sex, have they?

[general-shepherd-fucker]

No, I've pegged and railed my man before.... but reboot is alloace

[roman-w]

DAYUM!

Roman rn:

My brother still a virgin. But you wouldn't be able to tell by how much he talks about fucking.

HEY >:(

[general-shepherd-fucker]

Wild

never be ashamed...

Means you never got nobody pregnant...

have you?

.... maybe, and yes, the kid lived..... so....

what the fuck?

[roman-w]

*sniffle* I'm a traumatized virgin.....

....Do I wanna know about this kid?

[general-shepherd-fucker]

there there *pats the traumatized virgin*

dunno... I mean... if you want?

[roman-w]

(hehehehe, colors)

Sure.

[general-shepherd-fucker]

(wait, what the hell? I COULD"VE SWORN I MADE THEM THE RIGHT COLORS, WHY ARE YOU INFECTING ME HEATHEN!!! Cheryl patted the traumatized virgin btw)

Well, there was a girl back with i was in high school... I was an old school fool and she liked bad boy types... So then we got together behind some of the bleachers during prom and we go steady for a good while after that..... one thing leads to another, she's pregnant.... and by that time i'd been enlisted in the military.... I stayed loyal tho... I always came back...

When she delivered, she died in childbirth, and turns out she'd been sleepin' around... In fact, I was her side piece... her main piece took the baby thinking it was his.... I haven't seen 'em since...

[roman-w]

(NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE)

..... That's sad.

......*cries*

Sorry for him, he's got parental issues.

[gold-eagle-actual]

(evil)

No problem, we all do..

SAME!!! *sobs with him*

*group hug*

[roman-w]

*sob*

..... I'm the only one here with a normal childhood?

[gold-eagle-actual]

*hugs tighter, cuz she doesn't want to deal with tears*

No my childhood was normal, my adulthood was shit.... there was my mom dying, the family falling apart, the toxic situationship yuri, my addiction, my brother dying of an overdose, my 2 year isolation i put myself through... among other things... and that all happened during my college years....

[roman-w]

*lets out a sob*

My mother put me in a cage because I was an affair child and she didn't like my birth father and I didn't know until my highschool years that he died of a heart attack and wanted to see me

.....I got the good end of the stick from my brother.

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh you poor thing.... *pats gently*

yeah, we can tell

[roman-w]

*sniffle*

What's that supposed to mean?

[gold-eagle-actual]

you just seem more mentally well adjusted... Do excuse me if that's rude.

[roman-w]

Nah, it ain't. And besides, I'm not all that normal either.

Mom instilled into him that he could have anyone, even if they were related to him.

*knock out*

*slumps to Floor*

[gold-eagle-actual]

Oh, well, apologies then.. for assuming.... um.... I'm old and all it's a habit....

Wait, wtf does he mean by that?

[roman-w]

Don't worry about it 😁

[general-shepherd-fucker]

…… you wanna hug?

[roman-w]

Why would I need a hug, I'm mentally sound.

[general-shepherd-fucker]

….. dunno, just didn’t think anyone else offered the affection….

[roman-w]

.....*sniffle* yeah, I would like a hug.....

[gold-eagle-actual]

*pulls him in*

[roman-w]

*sob*

*slowly wakes up* ugh.....who hit me?

[gold-eagle-actual]

*Pats head* Don't worry about it....

[roman-w]

.....okay....

......bleh bleh bleh......

[gold-eagle-actual]

What the hell are you eating anyways?

[roman-w]

He's not eating anything, just something he does whenever "his mouth feels dry", his words not mine.

.......bleh bleh.....bleh bleh bleh.....

[general-shepherd-fucker]

oooooooooh

[roman-w]

He'll probably just do that for a minute.

Bleh......bleh bleh.....blah blah bleh......

[gold-eagle-actual]

*reboot trying it in the bg*

[roman-w]

*Scoots over to reboot* blah.....bleh bleh bleh bleh......blah bleh.....

Oh God, there's two of them.

[gold-eagle-actual]

Aww cute, they bonding,....

[roman-w]

*sigh*.....I guess it's fine.

......nom....nam noms......nam nam nam nom nom......

[gold-eagle-actual]

lol…

*watches them*

[roman-w]

.....They like that rabbit and chick show, I think it was called Mojang?

......la.....la la le......le le le le la......nam nam nom.....

[gold-eagle-actual]

....... The.... what?....

Is this a reference to Minecraft

blep.... blephr.... blee... blee blee blee....

[roman-w]

No no no, it's this:

....nam nam nom......blep bleh blep......

Oh great, they're vocalizing.

[gold-eagle-actual]

(OH MY GOSH MY SIBLING AND I LOVE THIS)

oooh ok...

looks cute <3

blep bleh blep...... nam nam nom...

so operatic.... 😔✌️

[roman-w]

(I love it too bro, it's peak)

Idk, Rom likes watching it though.

Blehhhhh......nam noms....le le lah blah.....

Anyways....I got candy from an anon, want some?

[gold-eagle-actual]

I’m good…. That’s nice of them what kind, I’m deathly allergic to peanuts.

*shuffling music next to the pair to see if they’ll harmonize to it*

[roman-w]

I dunno, it's in a white bag with black letters that say "Candy", what type of Everybody Hates Chris food is this? 😔

....*starts harmonizing with the music*

[gold-eagle-actual]

It could be moldy and infested… should open it

*starts video taping*

*lowkey dueting*

(goated reference pulls)

[roman-w]

*opens it* ......It's uncolorful skittles......*shoves a whole handful into his mouth*

*just vibing and dueting with reboot*

(I love Everybody Hates Chris, the fourth season always makes me cry :<)

[gold-eagle-actual]

huh *snags a skittle*

*watching the other two with increasing joy*

(personally never seen it but I love the scene where Chris goes batshit)

[roman-w]

("WHO IS MARIO?!")

Yeah, see. They're monochrome colors.

*starts doing a little vibe with Reboot with a little bouncy dance*

.....This is honestly getting adorable.

[gold-eagle-actual]

(nah nah, the one where he's throwing plates and the police pull up but that one is tuff too. Come to think of it, brother man can NOT catch a break)

*bites into one* tastes like depression

*start recording*

Awwww

*head starts bouncing*

[roman-w]

Hmm, I wanna try something. *Pulls Roman away*

.....waaaaaaa *starts crying*

Ah. That's what happens.

[gold-eagle-actual]

Holy bonding....

wow.... Reboot what did you do?

*shrugs*

[roman-w]

*sigh* Fine, have your little mini me back. *Hands over Roman to reboot*

.....bleh bleh? *Sniffle*

He usually doesn't go on for this long.

[gold-eagle-actual]

Whoa....

Yeah, no, you're not getting your brother back

[roman-w]

Damn......How long you think they'll go on for?

*starts bopping to the beat and vocalizing with Reboot again*

[gold-eagle-actual]

...forever

[roman-w]

Alright, we gotta separate them. You grab you guy and I'll grab Rom.

[gold-eagle-actual]

*nods*

*goes behind reboot*

[roman-w]

*pulls Roman away*

....*immediately starts crying*

(they're so adorable, just harmonizing together)

[gold-eagle-actual]

*grabs Rebbot and runs*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(fr, my shaylas)

[roman-w]

*cries* NOOOO, COME BACK!

Rom, you're gonna be stuck harmonizing forever.

My friend :(

[gold-eagle-actual]

*consoling Reboot in the distance*

It's for the best

[roman-w]

My friend....*starts tryna harmonize from a distance*

Oh God, Roman is tryna do it long distance wise!

[gold-eagle-actual]

*harmonizing from the other side of base*

*hits reboot with a frying pan*

[roman-w]

Oooo..... That's gotta hurt.

Roman:

.....Okay, I kinda feel bad. Look at him, he looks squishable.

[gold-eagle-actual]

Don't worry about him..

awwww.... he does... so sad....

[roman-w]

*sigh* ...... Alright, take him from me before I give in to his puppy eyes.

Roman:

Look, he's become a bunny man from the sadness, take him from me before I give in!

[gold-eagle-actual]

Uuuh UUHH *panics*

*takes Roman*

[roman-w]

Thanks.....He looks so adorable when he's sad.

Yep :)

ACK! :

Man, not you again!

Yes, it me :)

Fuck off.

*trying to squirm over to reboot*

[gold-eagle-actual]

*lets Roman go*

oh, it's you again, hi!

[roman-w]

*sits next to reboot and hands over a bowl of cherries*

Don't talk to him. He's nothing but trouble.

I am not >:(

Yes, yes you are! You're nothing but a liar and a double dealing manipulator!

Oh you just don't like my raunchy side hustle.

[gold-eagle-actual]

*takes one and nods in thanks*

Wait, what's the deal with y'all?

[roman-w]

He's......he is my twin. His name is August.

Yes, like the month. And he hates me because I decided to be naughty.

You punch mom!

She did it first!

*eats a cherry* ......they always fight.......

[gold-eagle-actual]

evidently...

Lots of family trauma to unpack here, huh?

[gold-eagle-actual]

Price is in the hospital for radiation poisoning, can you sign his get well soon card-🌱

oh yeah

sure…

*the most fanciful thing you’ve ever saw* *looks like a basic bitch ass signature*

damn, no second thoughts

[ask-pricemillan]

About half his organs are damaged-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

holy shit, what happened?

[ask-pricemillan]

It was in Pripyat, honestly it was partly because of the dogs mauling him too-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord...

I told you to get decontaminated

wouldn't have helped.

[ask-pricemillan]

He already had the poisoning it wouldn’t have done shit!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I said that... :(

Okay, well, how long until he's ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

I don’t know! I’m not a doctor-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Did you not talk to the doctor...?

[ask-pricemillan]

They were too busy operating on him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh... well, rest in piece, Price...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s not dead!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Might as well be... nobody comes back from that....

[ask-pricemillan]

You really think his stupid ass would go out like that?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....Web M.D. says so...

[ask-pricemillan]

Fuck M.D🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Bro's gonna pull a medical miracle...

There is NO WAY HE LIVES

[ask-pricemillan]

You’ve seen him do these looney toons skits! He’ll survive-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

If not. we'll have to get him ANOTHER funeral...

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s had enough funerals-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

There's no such thing as too many FUN-erals....

Shut up...

[ask-pricemillan]

Reboot, there’s a reason I talk to the one from my own games-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Awww... :(

[ask-pricemillan]

Anyway, you wanna visit him in the hospital?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

Sure, why not... *pockets Reboot*

[ask-pricemillan]

[At the hospital]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....oh my lord

Are.... are you okay?

Jesus

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Just a whole bunch of that..-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*solemn air is in the air*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

Watch him real quick,I need to ask the doctor something-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.....um.... sure...

[ask-pricemillan]

[walks out the room]-🌱

…..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

..... price... are you alive in there?

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

I'll take that as a no.... time to plan the funeral

DID SOMEONE SAY FYNERAL PLANNING?

[ask-pricemillan]

SHUT THE FUCK UP-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

HE LIVES!!!

*polite cheering*

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

....never mind....

[ask-pricemillan]

Water-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*hands him a cup of water*

[ask-pricemillan]

..I think the rabies are kicking in-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

NAWR!!!

*sighing* can you not drink the water?

[ask-pricemillan]

No dumbass!-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

damn....

[ask-pricemillan]

You know what? That just pissed me off-🍀

[flatlines]

[gold-eagle-actual]

OH FUCK! *does cpr*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. you gay mother fucker..-🍀

Alright I’m back what happened-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

.... he died and came back to life... he has rabies....

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeah I know that, anyways how’s price doing-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

alright?! it's very confusing

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

He looks okay, doctor said it’s safe enough to take him back to base-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh.... uh.... okaaaay.... *whips out The Cage*

[ask-pricemillan]

Why do you have that?!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

....government mandated....

[ask-pricemillan]

Just get him-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*shoves him in the cage and locks it* ready to go?

[ask-pricemillan]

Yup-🌱

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

*Heads out with him and pocket Reboot in tow, leaving Cheryl*

[ask-pricemillan]

…can we stop for ihop?-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Yeah, ok...

[ask-pricemillan]

Yeeeeeeeah-🍀

Price. No-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

why not?

[ask-pricemillan]

He just got out the hospital, he’s not getting that much sugar in him already-🌱

Fuck you-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

pancakes and waffles have a little water.... he needs the sustainence...

trust

[ask-pricemillan]

He’s going home and sleeping, then he can eat-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

fine... *drives to base*

[ask-pricemillan]

Drop off the cage in my office and I’ll deal with him-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*nods, heading that way.*

*dangles from his pocket*

[ask-pricemillan]

.. am I gonna die?-🍀

Probably-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

rest in peace price

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

yeah, Web M.D. says you should be dead by yesterday

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh..

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

THAT DOESN"T MEAN JUST DIE!!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Oh

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh my lord... Macmillan, get your man...

[ask-pricemillan]

Just let it happen-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

*sighs* Fine, whatever... Molly...

[ask-pricemillan]

Hell you call me?-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

I didn't call you shit... go to bed.

[ask-pricemillan]

You’re older you go to bed!-🌱

[gold-eagle-actual]

YOU LITERALLY JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSIPTAL, YOU GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

SHUT UP AND GO TO BED!!!

[ask-pricemillan]

Okay :(-🍀

[gold-eagle-actual]

Wow... it was that easy...?

[gold-eagle-actual]

*the brothers run up to the Generals with a camera in both their faces*

.......Pussy

*giggles and screams as they both run away like gremlins*

-( @roman-w )

(ooc: it's that trend on tt where people run up to their parents, say naughty words and then run away)

*giggling in the bg*

*almost spits out coffee* wait, they can do that...

yeah. get with the times

my father would beat me if I even said holy cow... wtf

(so cute.... wait, do you see the general's as father figures [Brooklyn 99 reference])

[roman-w]

Hehehehehe, pussy.

Yeah yeah, pussy!

(ooc: these little weirdos be finding any father figure, messing with them, and bailing [nice reference, need to get back to watching it])

[general-shepherd-fucker]

*watching in awe*

Where did y'all even learn that...?

(Awwwww, cute... [goated show])

[roman-w]

....the video swiping app.

It's called TikTok, dumbass

:(

(they be kinda toxic to each other sometimes though {cough, cough, @ask-pricemillan , cough cough} who said that? [I'm also one of them House M.D. lovers] )

[gold-eagle-actual]

I ain't into all that tik-tak nonsense... if i were to ever learn of that word, it'd be through a proper day's hard work.... eavesdropping...

(That's literally me and my sister {real tho} [IT'S NEVER LUPUS!!!!!])

[roman-w]

No, old man, TikTok is a social media app.

You clearly need it.

(me and my siblings be doing that too {he be beating up Clare} [has a hipaa violation every 5 minutes])

[general-shepherd-fucker]

How dare...

*searches it up*

(reminds me that i need to beat up my little punk/j {😞 he's so mean}[me when medical malpractice])

[roman-w]

......How old are they?

I don't know, probably 500 like that McMillan guy. They probably apart of the Silent Generation.

(all of the little punks need to be beat up/j {very mean 😔} [Me when Chase comes in screen: *rubs hands maliciously])

[general-shepherd-fucker]

Erm, actually, I'm 6000

OOooooooh..... *starts doomscrolling*

(petition to beat up the punks/j {sigh}[lowkey hilson and cuddy <3])

[roman-w]

Hehehe, old man stuck in the doom scroll.

Hehehehe.

(off with their heads!/j {deep sigh} [everyone on there is unfairly hot, minus Taub. I can't find nothing good about that man 😔])

[gold-eagle-actual]

WHAT TOMFOOLERY IS THIS?! WH DID YOU DO TO HIM!?

(bite em/j {evil}[House M.D. more like Mog M.D.])

[roman-w]

THE DOOMSCROLL!

NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE!

He's probably stuck watching them AI generated reddit stories.

Or rant accounts.

Or those AI generated dog videos.

(nom nom {very evil, MacMillan currently beating them up} [Fr fr])

[gold-eagle-actual]

*chucks the phone aside* I just saw dih

oh my goooo-

(🤤😈 {yeah I just saw o7})

[roman-w]

OH YEAH, THE FLASHING POSTS!

(MacMillan being a very big meanie, not understanding trends)

[gold-eagle-actual]

*consoling reboot* all because of that dang phone

(frickin' unc)

[roman-w]

*they smirk and grab Reboots phone, being nosy and snooping through it*

(a big unc)

[gold-eagle-actual]

OH MY GOD NO!!!

you'll see the peeeen

(the biggest <3)

[roman-w]

.....We both love dih.

[gold-eagle-actual]

I'm pretty sure the dih I saw was the most rotted, unwashed, diseased, swollen, rigor mortis dih I ever saw... please... i beg you... spare your eyes

[roman-w]

.....*looks at phone*

Ooooo, Zombie Daddy.

(they are freaky over that dih 😔)

[gold-eagle-actual]

Them rn....

(NAH THAT"S CRAZY)

I need to pray for the first time is 58 Years, 6 months, and 8 days

[roman-w]

Why?

[gold-eagle-actual]

because this is a level of freaky I've never seen.... and I've seen Og and Cheryl together...

What's going on here?

hi babe

[roman-w]

*shows Cheryl the phone*

[general-shepherd-fucker]

DAYUM

WHAAAAAAAT

oh my lord

[roman-w]

YEAH! SOMEONE TO MATCH OUR FREAK!

Yippe!

[general-shepherd-fucker]

on GOD!! *goes in for a high five*

[roman-w]

*high five*

*high five*

[general-shepherd-fucker]

YEAH

disgusting

*throwing up*

[roman-w]

......They never seen anything besides vanilla sex, have they?

[general-shepherd-fucker]

No, I've pegged and railed my man before.... but reboot is alloace

[roman-w]

DAYUM!

Roman rn:

My brother still a virgin. But you wouldn't be able to tell by how much he talks about fucking.

HEY >:(

[general-shepherd-fucker]

Wild

never be ashamed...

Means you never got nobody pregnant...

have you?

.... maybe, and yes, the kid lived..... so....

what the fuck?

[roman-w]

*sniffle* I'm a traumatized virgin.....

....Do I wanna know about this kid?

[general-shepherd-fucker]

there there *pats the traumatized virgin*

dunno... I mean... if you want?

[roman-w]

(hehehehe, colors)

Sure.

[general-shepherd-fucker]

(wait, what the hell? I COULD"VE SWORN I MADE THEM THE RIGHT COLORS, WHY ARE YOU INFECTING ME HEATHEN!!! Cheryl patted the traumatized virgin btw)

Well, there was a girl back with i was in high school... I was an old school fool and she liked bad boy types... So then we got together behind some of the bleachers during prom and we go steady for a good while after that..... one thing leads to another, she's pregnant.... and by that time i'd been enlisted in the military.... I stayed loyal tho... I always came back...

When she delivered, she died in childbirth, and turns out she'd been sleepin' around... In fact, I was her side piece... her main piece took the baby thinking it was his.... I haven't seen 'em since...

[roman-w]

(NEHEHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHEHE)

..... That's sad.

......*cries*

Sorry for him, he's got parental issues.

[gold-eagle-actual]

(evil)

No problem, we all do..

SAME!!! *sobs with him*

*group hug*

[roman-w]

*sob*

..... I'm the only one here with a normal childhood?

[gold-eagle-actual]

*hugs tighter, cuz she doesn't want to deal with tears*

No my childhood was normal, my adulthood was shit.... there was my mom dying, the family falling apart, the toxic situationship yuri, my addiction, my brother dying of an overdose, my 2 year isolation i put myself through... among other things... and that all happened during my college years....

[roman-w]

*lets out a sob*

My mother put me in a cage because I was an affair child and she didn't like my birth father and I didn't know until my highschool years that he died of a heart attack and wanted to see me

.....I got the good end of the stick from my brother.

[gold-eagle-actual]

oh you poor thing.... *pats gently*

yeah, we can tell

[roman-w]

*sniffle*

What's that supposed to mean?

[gold-eagle-actual]

you just seem more mentally well adjusted... Do excuse me if that's rude.

[roman-w]

Nah, it ain't. And besides, I'm not all that normal either.

Mom instilled into him that he could have anyone, even if they were related to him.

*knock out*

*slumps to Floor*

[gold-eagle-actual]

Oh, well, apologies then.. for assuming.... um.... I'm old and all it's a habit....

Wait, wtf does he mean by that?

[roman-w]

Don't worry about it 😁

[general-shepherd-fucker]

…… you wanna hug?

[roman-w]

Why would I need a hug, I'm mentally sound.

[general-shepherd-fucker]

….. dunno, just didn’t think anyone else offered the affection….

[roman-w]

.....*sniffle* yeah, I would like a hug.....

[gold-eagle-actual]

*pulls him in*

[roman-w]

*sob*

*slowly wakes up* ugh.....who hit me?

[gold-eagle-actual]

*Pats head* Don't worry about it....

[roman-w]

.....okay....

......bleh bleh bleh......

[gold-eagle-actual]

What the hell are you eating anyways?

[roman-w]

He's not eating anything, just something he does whenever "his mouth feels dry", his words not mine.

.......bleh bleh.....bleh bleh bleh.....

[general-shepherd-fucker]

oooooooooh

[roman-w]

He'll probably just do that for a minute.

Bleh......bleh bleh.....blah blah bleh......

[gold-eagle-actual]

*reboot trying it in the bg*

[roman-w]

*Scoots over to reboot* blah.....bleh bleh bleh bleh......blah bleh.....

Oh God, there's two of them.

[gold-eagle-actual]

Aww cute, they bonding,....

[roman-w]

*sigh*.....I guess it's fine.

......nom....nam noms......nam nam nam nom nom......

[gold-eagle-actual]

lol…

*watches them*

[roman-w]

.....They like that rabbit and chick show, I think it was called Mojang?

......la.....la la le......le le le le la......nam nam nom.....

[gold-eagle-actual]

....... The.... what?....

Is this a reference to Minecraft

blep.... blephr.... blee... blee blee blee....

[roman-w]

No no no, it's this:

....nam nam nom......blep bleh blep......

Oh great, they're vocalizing.

[gold-eagle-actual]

(OH MY GOSH MY SIBLING AND I LOVE THIS)

oooh ok...

looks cute <3

blep bleh blep...... nam nam nom...

so operatic.... 😔✌️

[roman-w]

(I love it too bro, it's peak)

Idk, Rom likes watching it though.

Blehhhhh......nam noms....le le lah blah.....

Anyways....I got candy from an anon, want some?

[gold-eagle-actual]

I’m good…. That’s nice of them what kind, I’m deathly allergic to peanuts.

*shuffling music next to the pair to see if they’ll harmonize to it*

[roman-w]

I dunno, it's in a white bag with black letters that say "Candy", what type of Everybody Hates Chris food is this? 😔

....*starts harmonizing with the music*

[gold-eagle-actual]

It could be moldy and infested… should open it

*starts video taping*

*lowkey dueting*

(goated reference pulls)

[roman-w]

*opens it* ......It's uncolorful skittles......*shoves a whole handful into his mouth*

*just vibing and dueting with reboot*

(I love Everybody Hates Chris, the fourth season always makes me cry :<)

[gold-eagle-actual]

huh *snags a skittle*

*watching the other two with increasing joy*

(personally never seen it but I love the scene where Chris goes batshit)

[roman-w]

("WHO IS MARIO?!")

Yeah, see. They're monochrome colors.

*starts doing a little vibe with Reboot with a little bouncy dance*

.....This is honestly getting adorable.

[gold-eagle-actual]

(nah nah, the one where he's throwing plates and the police pull up but that one is tuff too. Come to think of it, brother man can NOT catch a break)

*bites into one* tastes like depression

*start recording*

Awwww

*head starts bouncing*

[roman-w]

Hmm, I wanna try something. *Pulls Roman away*

.....waaaaaaa *starts crying*

Ah. That's what happens.

[gold-eagle-actual]

Holy bonding....

wow.... Reboot what did you do?

*shrugs*

[roman-w]

*sigh* Fine, have your little mini me back. *Hands over Roman to reboot*

.....bleh bleh? *Sniffle*

He usually doesn't go on for this long.

[gold-eagle-actual]

Whoa....

Yeah, no, you're not getting your brother back

[roman-w]

Damn......How long you think they'll go on for?

*starts bopping to the beat and vocalizing with Reboot again*

[gold-eagle-actual]

...forever

[roman-w]

Alright, we gotta separate them. You grab you guy and I'll grab Rom.

[gold-eagle-actual]

*nods*

*goes behind reboot*

[roman-w]

*pulls Roman away*

....*immediately starts crying*

(they're so adorable, just harmonizing together)

[gold-eagle-actual]

*grabs Rebbot and runs*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(fr, my shaylas)

[roman-w]

*cries* NOOOO, COME BACK!

Rom, you're gonna be stuck harmonizing forever.

My friend :(

[gold-eagle-actual]

*consoling Reboot in the distance*

It's for the best

[roman-w]

My friend....*starts tryna harmonize from a distance*

Oh God, Roman is tryna do it long distance wise!

[gold-eagle-actual]

*harmonizing from the other side of base*

*hits reboot with a frying pan*

[roman-w]

Oooo..... That's gotta hurt.

Roman:

.....Okay, I kinda feel bad. Look at him, he looks squishable.

[gold-eagle-actual]

Don't worry about him..

awwww.... he does... so sad....

[roman-w]

*sigh* ...... Alright, take him from me before I give in to his puppy eyes.

Roman:

Look, he's become a bunny man from the sadness, take him from me before I give in!

[gold-eagle-actual]

Uuuh UUHH *panics*

*takes Roman*

[roman-w]

Thanks.....He looks so adorable when he's sad.

Yep :)

ACK! :

Man, not you again!

Yes, it me :)

Fuck off.

*trying to squirm over to reboot*

[gold-eagle-actual]

*lets Roman go*

oh, it's you again, hi!

[roman-w]

*sits next to reboot and hands over a bowl of cherries*

Don't talk to him. He's nothing but trouble.

I am not >:(

Yes, yes you are! You're nothing but a liar and a double dealing manipulator!

Oh you just don't like my raunchy side hustle.

[gold-eagle-actual]

*takes one and nods in thanks*

Wait, what's the deal with y'all?