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You don’t quite understand the language he’s using; it’s almost as if it’s an entirely different dialect…

Yet you opt to follow him anyway. You’re pretty sure he’s safe to be around…

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☼: Have we talked about Older Women lately? Women over 50 are amazing and I hope to god that you’re out here appreciating them just as much as you are appreciating masculine characters over the hill. 

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☼: A Bonus! Just a doodle I did this morning for my fiance @gold-gristlechewer! I thought it was very cute so I wanted to share. 

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What sorts of fun details can you tell us about Volpes?

1) He’s very good with his mouth... as in he knows when to open it and when to keep it shut. It’s the main reason why he’s such a good informant; he loosens a couple of lips, information comes his way, and then he sells it off to the highest bidder.

2) He’s very picky with his clientele. Due to his looks (and his “skills”), he’s often sought after by members of high society, along with the most powerful of organized criminals. Don’t try to flag him down like he’s cheap; he’s got friends in high places.

3) Yes, he’s also *very* good with his mouth...

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Stumped By My Last Post?

Last night a faux friendsim screenshot went up. This post, which I will link [here], is a tiny little ARG of sorts :3c for those having difficulty with it, I will give you steps on how to proceed.

On the post itself there are two lines of text as per my usual friendsim screenshots; one is in bold, italics and large font, the other is just italicized. The italicized line contains a link to a profile page of one of my trolls... but something is off about it. All there seems to be is a name, a broken image, and line after line of corrupted text. However, if you skim through the broken text, you’ll notice there are five links that are hidden amongst the garbled mess...

Four of these links will take you to key posts throughout the recent history of my blogs... but one of them will take you somewhere new. It is that new place that I invite you, to take a look at what lies ahead...

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W̶̼͍͚͈̗͔̖̭̭̯͙͓̕͜ͅH̶̨̦̯̪̮̜̝̓̄́́̇̔̉̑̾͑̾̚͝Ȅ̶̡̻̝͖̖̖͇͔͓̥͉̏̐̋̂̐̈́̅̔̄́̀̚ͅṊ̶̫̦̥͕̗͖͇̗̬̎̀̈́̎̍͆ ̴̧͔̱̤̣͖͔͊Y̶̳͉̬͂̓̈́͑̑͜ͅO̸̟̝̱͉̟̬̟͔͖̲͗̆̀͋͋̆͒͛̈́͠U̸̢̬͍̗̖̼̹͌̀͊ͅ ̶̜̙̯͍̰̜̣̪̻̼̫̎̀̐A̷̡̨̗̯̮͎̱̼̭͙͕̭̣͙̝̿̓̅̇̑́̂̈̚͠͠͝Ř̴̨̯͇̱̭̖͙͇̦͜E̷̱̺̼͓̪̭̥̰͒̀͋͐̄̔́̐̄̋̍͋̀̚͝ ̷̬̜͎͓̠̖̦̖̙̰̘̍̄͂̃̽́͝͝S̵̡̛̫̞̲̰̩͕̠̈̅̈͒͛̐̀̔͛̍̕Ú̶̹̳̼̬̮͇̣̥̞̙̲̦͑͛̍͜͝F̴̨̡̞͉̣̻̮̪͕̄̍͆̈̀̔̿̇̊͋̆̌̈́̿͝F̵̮̻̦̳̺̜̼̝̝͕̓̏́͐̋̽̀̂̈́̕̚Ȩ̸̢̢̫̞̜͙̫̈R̴̢̦̤͙̜̝͚̲̜̠͖̽̀̋̊̇͛̒̐̎̅͂͗̐̚͝Į̷̟̦͖͈͇̘̤͋͊Ń̴̡̛̫̲̳̓́̓̂́̄̌̅̒̑͑̚G̵̛̰̝̎͒́́̽̀͐̍̈́̎͛̏͒,̸͍̩̻̔͂͛ ̸̨̗̻̈̃͗̏́̽̀̃͌͜K̶̟̺͓̯̾́̈́̅͝N̵̪͉̗̘͈͇̬̻͎̙̒͋̾͐̀̏̋̾͘͜O̵̹̹͕̻͓̘̝͍͕̘̦͎͑̉̐͊̅̅W̴̰͉̪͓̲̩͈̮͎͖̜̠̘͗͋̌̎̿̉̌̒̎͑̋̽̚̕ ̵̹̮͙̦̯̣͔̣͚̫̊͆̎͋̌͆̿̕͝T̶͍͙̦͎͛͗́̃̋͊̐̎͂͝͠H̷̡̡̨͕̜̲̭̗͉̟̀̒̆́̋̌̈̔͑Ǎ̷̭͆̑̃̂̽̈T̷̢̲͔̜̰̞̣̥̟̼͗͂̐̌̿̽̓͌͝ ̵̡͛̂̓̅̉͛͘͝İ̷͔̙̞͖̃̒̎̾̕̕͝ ̵̢͉̠̙̰͕̝̘͙̯͇̫͆̅͒̀̔H̶͚̜̪̼͕͕͖̔̃̌͛͘͜A̸̧̠̠͉̟͛̒̂̽̇̕̚V̴̧̛̻͆̊̅͋͋̇̃̀̈́̚͘E̶͎̗̹̺̐́͝ ̷̧͈͇̬̟̤̯͍̦̱̦͒̏B̷̞̙̭̲̠͍̞͓̜̒̊̍͆ͅE̶̢̘̻͇͚̖͚̝̰͈̺̤̗̪̺̅̋̿̈̇T̶̢͎͙̙̬̖̫̱̗̭͙̈͂̍̀̂͘̕͜͠R̷̝̖̲̣̱̜̱̱̯̲̳͕̗̈̍͋̃͜͜A̶͉̻̰̼̟̮̖͛̔̓̊̿̽̔̏͑̇̌̚͠ͅŸ̴̠͓̖͚̦͔͙͉̘͓̤̺́͗͊̔E̶͇͕̺͍̜͉̩͌̋͑̑̐̓͝D̶̢̟̙̺͎̯͈̗̪̟͕͉̅̂̍̉͌ ̴̦̘̄̃̐̈́̇͋̇́̓̑̿́̉͝ͅY̴̹͎̫̰̲̘̘̝̝̹̤͙͕͈̽̉̀͛͜O̸̜̝̜͕̤̫̭̣͖͘͜Ư̶͕͉̱̲̗̈́̿́̄̈̅̇̚.̵̗̭͇̻̠͉̠̾͒͒̾͑̋̊͌͌̐̅͐̌͝ͅ.̷̢͓̩͈͉̙̥͕̳̟͒̍́͜͠͠.̸̧͋̎̐̓͆̐͊̏̃̍̽͛͛͠

W̶̼͍͚͈̗͔̖̭̭̯͙͓̕͜ͅH̶̨̦̯̪̮̜̝̓̄́́̇̔̉̑̾͑̾̚͝Ȅ̶̡̻̝͖̖̖͇͔͓̥͉̏̐̋̂̐̈́̅̔̄́̀̚ͅṊ̶̫̦̥͕̗͖͇̗̬̎̀̈́̎̍͆ ̴̧͔̱̤̣͖͔͊Y̶̳͉̬͂̓̈́͑̑͜ͅO̸̟̝̱͉̟̬̟͔͖̲͗̆̀͋͋̆͒͛̈́͠U̸̢̬͍̗̖̼̹͌̀͊ͅ ̶̜̙̯͍̰̜̣̪̻̼̫̎̀̐A̷̡̨̗̯̮͎̱̼̭͙͕̭̣͙̝̿̓̅̇̑́̂̈̚͠͠͝Ř̴̨̯͇̱̭̖͙͇̦͜E̷̱̺̼͓̪̭̥̰͒̀͋͐̄̔́̐̄̋̍͋̀̚͝ ̷̬̜͎͓̠̖̦̖̙̰̘̍̄͂̃̽́͝͝S̵̡̛̫̞̲̰̩͕̠̈̅̈͒͛̐̀̔͛̍̕Ú̶̹̳̼̬̮͇̣̥̞̙̲̦͑͛̍͜͝F̴̨̡̞͉̣̻̮̪͕̄̍͆̈̀̔̿̇̊͋̆̌̈́̿͝F̵̮̻̦̳̺̜̼̝̝͕̓̏́͐̋̽̀̂̈́̕̚Ȩ̸̢̢̫̞̜͙̫̈R̴̢̦̤͙̜̝͚̲̜̠͖̽̀̋̊̇͛̒̐̎̅͂͗̐̚͝Į̷̟̦͖͈͇̘̤͋͊Ń̴̡̛̫̲̳̓́̓̂́̄̌̅̒̑͑̚G̵̛̰̝̎͒́́̽̀͐̍̈́̎͛̏͒,̸͍̩̻̔͂͛ ̸̨̗̻̈̃͗̏́̽̀̃͌͜K̶̟̺͓̯̾́̈́̅͝N̵̪͉̗̘͈͇̬̻͎̙̒͋̾͐̀̏̋̾͘͜O̵̹̹͕̻͓̘̝͍͕̘̦͎͑̉̐͊̅̅W̴̰͉̪͓̲̩͈̮͎͖̜̠̘͗͋̌̎̿̉̌̒̎͑̋̽̚̕ ̵̹̮͙̦̯̣͔̣͚̫̊͆̎͋̌͆̿̕͝T̶͍͙̦͎͛͗́̃̋͊̐̎͂͝͠H̷̡̡̨͕̜̲̭̗͉̟̀̒̆́̋̌̈̔͑Ǎ̷̭͆̑̃̂̽̈T̷̢̲͔̜̰̞̣̥̟̼͗͂̐̌̿̽̓͌͝ ̵̡͛̂̓̅̉͛͘͝İ̷͔̙̞͖̃̒̎̾̕̕͝ ̵̢͉̠̙̰͕̝̘͙̯͇̫͆̅͒̀̔H̶͚̜̪̼͕͕͖̔̃̌͛͘͜A̸̧̠̠͉̟͛̒̂̽̇̕̚V̴̧̛̻͆̊̅͋͋̇̃̀̈́̚͘E̶͎̗̹̺̐́͝ ̷̧͈͇̬̟̤̯͍̦̱̦͒̏B̷̞̙̭̲̠͍̞͓̜̒̊̍͆ͅE̶̢̘̻͇͚̖͚̝̰͈̺̤̗̪̺̅̋̿̈̇T̶̢͎͙̙̬̖̫̱̗̭͙̈͂̍̀̂͘̕͜͠R̷̝̖̲̣̱̜̱̱̯̲̳͕̗̈̍͋̃͜͜A̶͉̻̰̼̟̮̖͛̔̓̊̿̽̔̏͑̇̌̚͠ͅŸ̴̠͓̖͚̦͔͙͉̘͓̤̺́͗͊̔E̶͇͕̺͍̜͉̩͌̋͑̑̐̓͝D̶̢̟̙̺͎̯͈̗̪̟͕͉̅̂̍̉͌ ̴̦̘̄̃̐̈́̇͋̇́̓̑̿́̉͝ͅY̴̹͎̫̰̲̘̘̝̝̹̤͙͕͈̽̉̀͛͜O̸̜̝̜͕̤̫̭̣͖͘͜Ư̶͕͉̱̲̗̈́̿́̄̈̅̇̚.̵̗̭͇̻̠͉̠̾͒͒̾͑̋̊͌͌̐̅͐̌͝ͅ.̷̢͓̩͈͉̙̥͕̳̟͒̍́͜͠͠.̸̧͋̎̐̓͆̐͊̏̃̍̽͛͛͠

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Dงe to the natงre of the indoctrination procedงre, we have permitted them to develop a sense of individงality over time, so long as it does not conflict with their programming... besides, if it proves to be a problem, there’s always the ability to wipe the slate clean and start from scratch?!

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However, the trงe breakthroงgh was jงst aroงnd the corner?! Combining all of the cell cงltงres made thงs far, with a few minor adjustments, yielded sงccess beyond measงre?!

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Though งltimately both were a failงre in their own right...  Tงrrim was very specific in her thoงghts against giving sงch rงthless soldiers free will and aงtonomy... Fortงnately, with failงre comes the opportงnity for improvement?!

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Things are getting a little heated… but you’re not quite sure who you should be standing behind for protection…

The dark, brooding troll dressed from top to bottom in weapons…

Or the crazy, maniacal troll holding a sword in each of her hands…

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You decide, against your better judgement, to give the troll a few of your hard-earned boondollars...

Still, you’re not quite sure what he... oh... that’s what he meant...

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Your first thought is, “Holy fuck, that is a lot of guns”...

Your second thought is, “That woman behind him is awfully tall”...

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"Down boy."

O-Oh... Hey Lงlง?! I wasn’t doing anything, I swear...

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...Viridi is a guy? Hm. Doesn't matter, still cute as hell. 10/10 would ask for a date.

I don’t know whether to be offended or flattered that yoง only jงst figงred it oงt after all this time...

Thoงgh if yoง’re serioงs aboงt that date... I might be willing to overlook that...

Wait, are yoง pretty?! Are yoง handsome?! I need to know?! Bweheheheheh?!

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You’re not quite sure if it’s the fear or the surprise that has you standing stock-still…

Whichever it is, you’ve suddenly regret performing that lousy ritual…

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Is Viridi horny for biological weaponry?

Ah, being cheeky are we?!

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Thoงgh this is jงst a small sampling of the many biological armaments still in development... there are jงst so many fascinating breeds and sงb-types to explore and discงss?! Perhaps I coงld indงlge yoง with a few of the critters I’ve been breeding... bweheheh...