████████

(ooc: this is somehow the most "canon" version of him I've made what the scallop)

[gold3nknight3]

<████████> so, this is some kind of socialization thing, huh

<████████> hi

<████████> i guess

[gold3nknight3]

I gotchu bro, I’m gonna kill this they

- Mod behind HEIRESS

HELLO. OKAY.

[gold3nknight3]

You gonna be alright, mod?

- Mod behind HEIRESS

YA IM FINE JUST NOT MOTIVIAT3D TO ROLEPLAY AS THIS GUY 🥹🥹🥹 imagine the gif of Andy dropping his toys saying "I don't want to play with you anymore" that's me

[gold3nknight3]

<HEIRESS> Screw it I’m using an Elytra.

<████████> ok

[gold3nknight3]

To be fair, the sequel was very devastating

- Mod of HEIRESS

TRUE.

[gold3nknight3]

How's the SFAWTDE sequel DAWTDE?

- Mod behind HEIRESS

I woke up to 600 notifications from this godforsaken app.

[gold3nknight3]

do you consider yourself armorslop or armorgem

— @bunnyclover-anon

<████████> i don't have a single clue as to what this could possibly mean

[gold3nknight3]

to make it hhit you really need to mean it ☹️ y ou cant go 'oh someoen told me to say that' if your king is gonn be your buddy you gotta mean the compliment

<████████> i'm not risking the chance you're lying to me

[gold3nknight3]

IM SO SERIOUS lqgir stands for lovely (good) quality good intent royalty

<████████> if i say that i'm going to tell him it was you who told me to relay that message

[gold3nknight3]

do it they will be so happy

<████████> i really doubt that

[gold3nknight3]

call your king it

<████████> no

[gold3nknight3]

d3rlord3 you should call your king a lqgir

<████████> a what

<████████> what does that even mean

[gold3nknight3]

D3rlord3.

Would you like a rock?

-@bloody-rock-anon

<████████> is it bloody

[bloody-rock-anon]

Mayhaps.

[gold3nknight3]

<████████> no

[bloody-rock-anon]

then I shall throw one at your head.

[gold3nknight3]

<████████> ???

<████████> don't do that

[gold3nknight3]

D3rlord3.

Would you like a rock?

-@bloody-rock-anon

<████████> is it bloody

[bloody-rock-anon]

Mayhaps.

[gold3nknight3]

<████████> no

[gold3nknight3]

D3rlord3.

Would you like a rock?

-@bloody-rock-anon

<████████> is it bloody

[gold3nknight3]

<HEIRESS> Man you are REALLY far away.

<HEIRESS> I'm surprised that out of all the folks you've ever met, not one of them decided to tell you the world shattering truth.

<████████> i doubt it'll be "world-shattering"

<████████> but do continue

[whitespace-hub]

<HEIRESS> I dunno man, finding out your entire life is a lie tends to be a common existential problem for most beings. <HEIRESS> Like have you seen what happened to Mr. Truman? <HEIRESS> Terrible stuff man

[gold3nknight3]

<████████> ?

<████████> my life is not a lie

<████████> don't know who that is

[whitespace-hub]

<HEIRESS> I guess, in a way, is your life real?

<HEIRESS> Are the other worlds an illusion or are they just as real?

[gold3nknight3]

<████████> my life is real.

<████████> to me at least

<████████> anything you perceive to be real is real

[whitespace-hub]

<HEIRESS> Then your life would probably not change that much to be honest.

<HEIRESS> Say- Do you have a name? Or is it always censored?

[gold3nknight3]

<████████> oh

<████████> my nametag's been censored since i started this new world

<████████> not sure why

<████████> i'm ████████

<████████> ???

<████████> ████████

<████████> d3r

<████████> lord

<████████> 3

<████████> ok there we go

[gold3nknight3]

<HEIRESS> Man you are REALLY far away.

<HEIRESS> I'm surprised that out of all the folks you've ever met, not one of them decided to tell you the world shattering truth.

<████████> i doubt it'll be "world-shattering"

<████████> but do continue

[whitespace-hub]

<HEIRESS> I dunno man, finding out your entire life is a lie tends to be a common existential problem for most beings. <HEIRESS> Like have you seen what happened to Mr. Truman? <HEIRESS> Terrible stuff man

[gold3nknight3]

<████████> ?

<████████> my life is not a lie

<████████> don't know who that is

[whitespace-hub]

<HEIRESS> I guess, in a way, is your life real?

<HEIRESS> Are the other worlds an illusion or are they just as real?

[gold3nknight3]

<████████> my life is real.

<████████> to me at least

<████████> anything you perceive to be real is real