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@goldbulicycle
𝕴𝖓 𝕸𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖒: 𝕬 𝕹𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖑 𝖇𝖞 𝕬𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖊 𝖂𝖎𝖓𝖓
Ellwood smiled, and a sudden, dry bleakness spread over Gaunt’s heart as he thought of Hercules, and Hector, and all the heroes in myth who found happiness briefly, only for it not to be the end of the story.
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HEATED RIVALRY 1.02
#THIS WAS A FUCKING ROOOOOMAAAAAAANCE moment #one of those moments when i knew jacob tierney Got the genre #bc this look of conflict and desire and the fact that shane CANNOT SEE IT #it's that and the big spiel in russian where it's like... this is why dual POV in a romance is so important and 9/10 times the better choic #(w exceptions!) #if you're a perceptive audience member (and not everyone is lol) you can tell that shane is not getting the full picture #you know that ilya's feelings are real and intense #but shane not knowing and YOU knowing makes the tension even better (tags via @mermaidsirennikita)
SHANE & ILYA + parallels
They are everything to me, I fear.
anyone else wish they would get roped into a freaky friday body swap situation just for the hope that the other person will go "oh jesus fuck how do you live like this" and instantly validate your feelings of being Strange and Built Wrong.
Finding my mother’s sugar daddy’s tumblr with a handful of furry drawings on it was easily the worst thing I’ve done in my life
The second worst thing I’ve ever done in my life is post this so years later I get to see it still being reblogged and sitting at 40k notes.
don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated
having an experience
acts of service bitches when someone doesn't Need Something from them but wants them around anyways and they have to think about the fact that they could possibly be wanted for who they Are rather than what they can Do
everyone who rbed this you all deserve someone who will grab your little face and say to you "on purpose! i am going to care about you on purpose!"
heartstopper + tumblr text posts
im washing me and my clothes bitch
She drunk as fuck
Y'all I just want you guys to know that at the protest tonight in Rochester, cops keep gassing the Frederick Douglass statue on the sidewalk because they think he's a protester who isn't leaving
You cannot MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Start setting up mannequins and cardboard cutouts everywhere, hopefully they'll waste all their time and resources
Ah yes, the “Straw Boat Borrows Arrows“ trick (~250 AD)
It gets better:
the last addition was fucking iconic
lmao
this is crazy
Yeah that’s her.
“Your zipper’s open.”
“It’s my lawn.”
im never gonna find a website as funny as this one
I fuck with you (non-sexually)
