The signs’ most common phrases (sun/moon/asc inspired)
Aries: “me, me, I, I, myself, me, me, me-”
Taurus: (long pause) “No.”
Gemini: *giggles*
Cancer: "awwwww!”
Leo: "yeah me too!" (is constantly trying to one up you)
Virgo: (pretentiously) “um aCtUaLLy”
Libra: (nods and smiles while only understanding half of what you're saying) “oh yes!” "mhm" "sure!" "hahaha no way!"
Scorpio: “👁️👃🏼👁️”
Sagittarius: “pff yeah I know that” (they apparently have a degree in everything)
Capricorn: "well I honestly don’t care 🤷🏽♀️ " (proceeds to cry in the bathroom)
Aquarius: “it’s a thing I do 🤪”
Pisces: (snapping back) “…hum? What did you say?”


















