“Then maybe I’ll help myself.”
“Maybe I shoulda said nurse?”
“That’s sweet, I only get weekends off.”
“I killed some lively and exciting guys on my way up here…”
“Silly shrine maiden, your two-colored powers are a mere twenty-eight-point-five-seven-one-four percent as powerful as mine!”
“If I die in the land of the dead, would I be sent to the land of the dead again?”
“I’ll tell you a secret. My weakness is… nothing.”
“Shooting, cutting, stabbing, hitting, killing…It’s all useless against me.”
“Ordinary people would go insane in less than five seconds. Are you okay, ____?”
“Yeah, I’m insane to begin with.”
“If you’re going to commit suicide then I’ll kill you.”
“There was a picture. The newspaper it was in has already been published.”
“Secretly taking pictures huh… that’s one bad hobby.”
“You’re so loud in the morning.”
“But I haven’t even started my performance yet.”
“You’re loud enough just by being here, and now you’re saying you’ll perform?!”
“You moved the shrine and the whole lake? That’s pretty flashy.”
“How about have the kappa make you a motor boat? It’d make your job fun.”
“Yes, I’m the messenger from the dragon palace.”
“…famously grilled in soy-sauce, or just grilled plain…"
”(S)he didn’t spill a drop of her sake.“
”‘Before that, let’s search the house….’ you think. I won’t allow that. Please head to the courtyard immediately.“
“Your dolls are filled with gunpowder? That’s hardcore.”
“I’ve picked up an amazing toy dog recently. Though it looks weird, it’s moves were quite real.”
“I think the dolls themselves will be fine, but it would be bad if the gunpowder inside caught fire.”
“Why the hell did you stuff gunpowder in 'em?!“
"What’s the power of the sun? Photosynthesis? Sunburn?”
“Just fall out of the sky, you stupid umbrella youkai.”
“Oh, humans are so cruel.”
“Hey, you looked like you wanted me to beat you. Hmm, what do they call that?”
“All they’re worrying about outside is saving the environment and figuring out how to keep the economy afloat. It’s just crazy. The world’s full of people who don’t even think about why they’re here. Compared to that, Gensokyo is a dream land.”
“You could only meet an alien here in Gensokyo, so, why don’t we take that picture now?”
“Hey, it’s a shrine maiden. I can’t tell you shrine maidens apart from one another.”
“It’s so fun just to imagine what that large marshmallow-looking thing of yours tastes like.”
“Your surrounding are full of unnatural naturalness.”
“Why don’t you worry about yourself if you have time to worry about others?”
“Oh yes, I’m worried about myself now.”
“So, for what reason do you worry? About yourself.”
“Because I’m carrying only three changes of clothes. For myself.”
“That, and a spare set of knives too.”
“If I was the one in charge of judging you, ripping out your tongue would be your sentence.”
“Is that it? Maybe I should’ve prepared a spare tongue?”
“Your second tongue will also be ripped out.”
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