GoldenDog’s Den

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New Roomates and Bets pt1

Walking into the kitchen I yawned as I opened the fridge. Grabbing the milk I heard the back door slide open. Sure it was 1 am but maybe one of my parents. They go out to smoke pretty late.

“Damn, didn’t know there would be a hottie here.”

The somehow familiar yet strange voice confused me. Turning I set my milk down and rose an eyebrow seeing a decently tall guy, just under 6ft, dark skinned, and some long dreads in a bun. Some others where behind him, but the open livingroom/kitchen/dining was mostly dark so I couldn’t see.

“I’m sorry?” I said, unsure if I even heard correctly or if I was just to tired. “Who the fuck are you and why are you in this house?”

“You can call me your future husband.” The dark skinned male grinned and stepped forward.

Another man, a bit shorter with short blonde hair and blue eyes came behind and put a hand on the first guys shoulder stopping him.

“Sorry about him,” the blonde said giving a glare to him then half smiled at me. “Call me Washington, or Wash or David. This asshole is Tucker, that’s Caboose, and Grif and Simmons.”

Either this was a practical joke, or I was just way to tired. The voice was similar, there names….. was my ex trying to do something?

“Patrica is a relative of a friend we have, and we’re new around here so she’s letting us stay and rent some space.” Washington continued half shrugging.

“What?” My face fell and I snapped out of whatever daze I was. Sure the idea of the actual RvB crew and characters here confused me, but his last sentence got my attention more.

“She didn’t tell you…….?” Simmons asked from his spot leaning against the kitchen table.

“She doesn’t say a lot of things…….” Letting out a sigh I just turned and went to a cupboard and opened it. Grabbing a glass and went to the island where I set the milk. Grabbing it I filled my glass.

“I-I’ll make sure my friends and I won’t disturb you as much as we can.” Washington sighed and I saw him glance at the others then me.

“It’s fine.” Half smiling and shrugging I put the milk back in the fridge, glancing at him. “My great aunt can be, hard to deal with at times.” Sipping my glass I rubbed my eyes, damn I was tired.

“My names Annabella, and help yourselfs to anything I guess. Just, don’t touch my chips or cookies.” I said, mainly looking at Grif before I turned and went to my room.

Rvb and Mercenary’s

“Well she seemed, a bit odd.” Simmons sighed and sat in a reclining chair.

Washington rose and eyebrow and hummed to himself. Glancing down the hallway Annabella left before glancing down shaking his head.

“She doesn’t seem that bad, but this is our only option to stay for now.” Washington sighed as he walked to the couch. Fixing the blanket that was covering the sleeping Caboose.

The few Reds and Blues attention snapped up when the back door opened. Locus and Felix stepped in, making Tucker groan and glare at them, while the others gave wary looks.

“Who was that hottie that was just in here?” Felix grinned as he walked to the fridge, seeing some drinks he handed one to Locus and took another for himself.

“Why do you want to know?” Tucker snapped with a glare right away.

“We’re stuck in this alternate reality just like you and the others.” Locus rose an eyebrow as he opened his drink. “And as much as we hate it, we’re stuck staying in this house like you while we look for money. Might as well share what you know already.”

Washington, Simmons, and Grif all shared a wary look, while Tucker kept glaring. Though eventually Washington sighed and shrugged.

“She said her name was Annabella.” Grif eventually said from his spot by the kitchen table.

“She mentioned a ‘great aunt’,” Simmons added crossing his arms and fixing his glasses, “most likely Patrica, so family to-“

“So probably off limits to you.” Tucker intrupted Simmons and said to Felix.

Making him raise an eyebrow and share a curious look with Locus. Chuckling Felix crossed his arms and rose an eyebrow giving a cocky smirk to Tucker.

“Dout that, I might of only saw a glance from the backyard, but she seems old enough to make her own decisions.” Felix took a sip then looked at Tucker. “And from her body language, she seemed uninterested in you. If anything she’s out of your league and more in mine~”

Tuckers eye twitched and almost stood up, but Washington walked over and put a hand on his friends shoulder. Giving a silent glare. Tucker eventually sighed and glanced down, making Felix chuckle. After a moment Tucker looked back up and smiled.

“If your so confident, then let’s make a bet.” Tucker suggested.

“Tucker-“ Washington started, not wanting his friend to do anything bad or perverted towards there apparent new roommate.

Felix rose an eyebrow and shared another look with Locus, who also gave a stern look. Rolling his eyes Felix looked back at Tucker.

“I’ll bite, what about?” Felix asked.

“Whichever one of us gets the first kiss, or any kind of action from Annabella, wins.” Tucker crossed his arms and grinned.

Right away Felix burst out laughing, almost doubling over but put a hand over his mouth to be quiet since others where sleeping. Tucker frowned and after a moment Felix wiped a tear away and stood.

“Shit you are serious.” Felix sighed with a smile after his laughing fit. “Fine, I’ll take that bet. Only cause I know it will be easy and shit.”

“We’ll see about that.” Tucker grumbled, going to the backyard again where the blues camper was to sleep for the night.

A bit different, but been wanting to do this for a while. Hope others think this is entertaining to read!

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A random thought and headcannon came to me and I thought to share.

If Felix from RvB was ever interested in a girl, (or guy, dude seems pansexual to me) that was interested in books, or specifically booktok, Felix would definitely lightly stalk them.

He seems like he would know how to hack or a bit of that stuff cause of being a mercenary. Felix would do as much research as possible and internet/social media stalking on his crush.

You have a list of books in your Amazon/Tiktok wish list? He will buy them for you and send them to your house. He will buy take out from your favorite place and have it sent to you. Having money touble? It pops up in your account.

I will die on this hill that Felix could be a MMC of a dark romance book. 😏😈.

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This has been on my mind and I have no friends, it’s midnight and I can’t sleep. so thought I could get this out here and I apologize if this doesn’t make sence. (Maybe slight spoilers)

Now Felix is definitely my favorite character from Red vs Blue, but I know the character has his faults. He’s a manipulative asshole that gets enjoyment from doing bad things. But still has feelings.

This is just me but I think Felix from RvB and Blitzø from Hellava Boss are pretty damn similar. Asshole, egotistical a bit, and love for violence but also very emotional.

One thing keeps running through my mind. Blitzø breaking down and yelling at Stolas during Season 2 Episode 8 reminds me of Felix at the end of Chorus and realizing Locus won’t help him fight the Reds and Blues.

Now I’m not justifying Felix’s actions at all, but I can kinda understand a little. I feel like Felix could have had a much bigger meltdown and psychotic break. His friend, his partner, was leaving him to die. So Felix responded in the way he knew how to get his feelings out, with violence.

Again, it’s midnight while I’m writing this. Might not make sence but this has been on my mind for MONTHS and I had to share it somewhere. I’m not an expert, these are just my thoughts and observations.

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I know I don’t post often on here, and when I do it’s art. But I have this one headcanon that Felix from Red vs Blue would be into booktok girls. Or at least make a profile, have a mask, and definitely feed into them and there delusions.

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I know there’s so much digital art, but I hope Sarge and Tucker get the love they need. This is what I always thought they looked like under there helmet. Maybe I should color them…..?

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Took this screenshot. Wanted to make something similar to my first post but I’m having a hard time come up with a caption to add. But wanted to share.

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I was rewatching the episodes 9, 10, and 11 of season 14 because I live these guys so much. And I think these two definitely have something for than just a partnership going on 😉