saige . ❀✿

32 | any/all | 🇦🇺 💜🤍💛 // 🧡🤍🩷 old video games, cute shit, whimsy.

[valtsv]

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

[valtsv]

by talos this cant be happening

[sillayangel]

[saigeofseasons]

Deltarune :)))))

[daughter-of-sapph0]

Pro Tip: Dumplings can prevent the negative status condition Passive Suicidality

[ocllo]

Kingdom Hearts 4??????????

[ocllo]

it's....real....

[eternalgaylord]

collecting tweets

[cheshireinthemiddle]

Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.

[thesplendidsnout]

From the Nib, by Mattie Lubchansky

[classicsnake]

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

[classicsnake]

come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

[classicsnake]

GOD DAMN IT

[classicsnake]

i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[churlfriend]

who's with me

[3000s]

[systlin]

In 38 years of life I have learned 1 thing;

If anyone is ever training you to replace them in a position and tells you 'its an easy job I don't do much' what this means is that you are about to spend six months to a year catching up on all the stuff they didn't do and sorting out the stuff they did poorly.

In related news I finally managed to finish un fucking my predecessor's lack of a filing system.

[utsupurple]

Teacher: you failed your final.

Me: haha *smirks*

*coughs up blood*

That’s funny. But you know what? *looks to the ceiling*

I have friendship. I have people who support me. With them I can do anything.

Teacher: your final was 20% of ur grade. You got a C in this class.

Me: *shakes head* it’s funny. How alone you are. I feel sorry for you…..bc I have the best friends in the world…..

[anarchistmemedistro]

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]