[fairyfawm]

i may not have any braincells, but i make up for it by having many heartcells

[marlinspirkhall]

I explained what a himbo was to my dad yesterday.

Dad: (nodding) The man from the ghostbusters reboot

[areolaenthusiast]

thanks babe

[goldenhaird]

so i’m a father of eight now

[bleedinggheart]

What???

[goldenhaird]

well. when a girl dog and a boy dog do the Nasty, sometimes they end up with puppies. apparently nobody told creeper that he’s not allowed to have babies w petunia :(

[goldenhaird]

so i’m a father of eight now

[notquiteharleyquinn]

We have so many babies, babe 🥺

[goldenhaird]

i know 🥺

[goldenhaird]

so i’m a father of eight now

[notquiteharleyquinn]

bunny boy 🐰🖤 🐰🖤 🐰🖤

[goldenhaird]

i thought i was bunny? 🥺

[notquiteharleyquinn]

I can’t believe we’ve had shoe puppy a whole year

[goldenhaird]

our baby 🥺🖤

[goldenhaird]

ur profile picture is illegally pretty. u are illegally pretty. how do I get it tattooed on my eyelids so I can see it forever -Harvey’s Husband :)

don’t get your eyelids tattooed that seems like it might hurt 🥺

[notquiteharleyquinn]

it might but it’s worth it so I see u all the time even when I close my eyes 🥺

[goldenhaird]

but you can just see me all the time when your eyes are open 🥺🥺

[goldenhaird]

ur profile picture is illegally pretty. u are illegally pretty. how do I get it tattooed on my eyelids so I can see it forever -Harvey’s Husband :)

don’t get your eyelids tattooed that seems like it might hurt 🥺

[notquiteharleyquinn]

this is me formally asking u to be my valentine this year 🥺🖤 - h

Oh 🥺 I’d love to be your valentine 🥺🖤 will you be my valentine? 🥺

[goldenhaird]

yes i’ll be your valentine 🥺🥺

[goldenhaird]

baby 🥺

[notquiteharleyquinn]

I’m baby? 🥺

[goldenhaird]

you’re baby 🥺

[goldenhaird]

baby 🥺

[chreubic]

in all forms except physical this is me

[goldenhaird]

Hi I just needed to confess my undying love for u that’s all have a nice day

sorry i’m married

[notquiteharleyquinn]

I sent this in, baby, I forgot to sign it, sorry

[goldenhaird]

oh 🥺🥺

[notquiteharleyquinn]

Best husband in the world

[goldenhaird]

oh that’s me 🥺

[goldenhaird]

Hi I just needed to confess my undying love for u that’s all have a nice day

sorry i’m married