tarot readings & commissions open

Castor, queer he/they, 24, taken + poly pagan, big ol nerd

[greelin]

[polka-o-dolka]

i think gamefreak likes their bird starters

[malinamalinaart]

spring

[hymen-restoration-project]

My girl said she wants me klarnally (we fuck in 25% completion installments over the course of 3 months until climax)

[willgrahamscock]

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

[part-time-zombie]

Exactly! It's freaking annoying when I want to watch movies but I would have to subscribe to like 24 different services . Just to watch the shows that I like.

[someones-here-for-sure]

Oh and wouldn’t it be nice for cartoons? Just anything animated. I just wanna stream things without getting conned. Must I be cartoonless forever?

[tinypaperwindmill]

i like using streaming apps but there are waaaay too many and they're all stealing my data .i wish there was a secure and organized way to have millions of shows and movies available one one app. but alas. we've truly gone full circle back to cable + now it spies on you. its a real shame. i dont want to fill my device storage with tons of boring and stupid cash grabs.

[sapphic-design-is-my-passion]

These kink posts just keep getting more and more esoteric

[goldenhoney-cas]

Tarot Readings

Hey guys! I wanted to thank everyone who has helped me in the past, and beg forgiveness for asking for help again. This isn’t urgent, and as such my prices are cheap. Anything helps, and I love doing this for people so if you’re interested check it out!

I’m also opening writing commissions which can be found here

Rules:

No readings regarding medical or legal questions

Send me a direct message regarding your reading. Asks and comments on this post will be disregarded

Allow a couple days of leeway for your reading since I do have another job

If you get a reading please spread this post afterwards. Reviews are always appreciated

Payments must be given before readings are started but DO NOT pay until we’ve discussed and I’ve given you a total

Don’t state what services you’re paying for with your payment

Payments are negotiable so please talk to me if there’s an issue

Spreads

Single Card - $2

Best for simple straight forward answers to simple questions that don’t require complex insight

Two Card - $3

Best used for seeing the light of two choices and getting a bit of insight into which path will be best for you

Three Card - $4

Can be read as past/present/future, three options, or any form you’d like to discuss

Pros and Cons Spread -$6

This spread looks into a specific situation, and the pros and cons of two options

Relationship Spread - $8

Gives insight into the state of each side of a relationship in reference to a given situation

Celtic Cross Spread - $10

Gives detailed guidance for the situation at hand

Decks

Rider Waite Tarot

Basic and most well known deck, can be used with any spread

Modern Witch Tarot

Diverse and female based deck. Holds a personal association with Aphrodite

The Raven’s Prophecy Tarot (CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE)

Very unique with a creative energy. Holds a personal association with Apollo. Recommended for the Pros and Cons Spread

The Celestial Tarot

Very versatile, holds a personal association with Artemis

I primarily use PayPal, but if you prefer a different method let me know!

Disclaimer: My readings are not the end all be all of the future, and are not always accurate. All readings are open for interpretation and are for entertainment purposes only. I take no responsibility for the actions taken by the querent based on or influenced by my readings.

[goldenhoney-cas]

Writing Commissions

Alright guys, I’m asking for a bit of help. I’m opening writing commissions to try and make ends meet without running myself into the ground. It’s also an attempt to get used to writing in a more professional manor. Examples of my writing can be found on @wandas-sunshine, @hobi-is-golden and @howl-at-themoony. If nothing else I ask for a reblog to try and spread the word.

I also sell tarot readings, info for that can be found here

Rates

General rate is $0.50 USD per 100 words, capped at 5,000 words

Anything under 500 words is a flat rate of $2

Pieces exceeding 5,000 words are an extra $1 per 500 words

Multi-Chapter pieces or pieces exceeding 15,000 words must be discussed beforehand

NSFW content is an addition of at least $5 USD and must be discussed thoroughly

What I Will Accept

Character x Character (on a ship by ship basis)

Character x reader (including self inserts by commissioner)

Character x OCs

Alternate Universe

Angst

Smut

Fluff

Poly Relationships

Where I Draw The Line

Ped*philia

Inc*st

NSFW scenarios involving minors

Noncon (Dubcon requires discussion)

Suicide/Suicide Attempts

Rules

Send me a direct message here telling me what you’re looking for. I’m more than happy to discuss and compromise if necessary

Payments are preferred through PayPal or Venmo, but if necessary we can figure out another method

You can decide if your commission can be posted on one of my writing tumblrs or sent only to you

If your commission is posted I ask that you reblog it and let me know what you think

Full length WIPs can be previewed once they reach 250 words before payment is required if you want

For fanworks I will write any sexuality or gender identity so long as it doesn’t go against canon representation

Fandoms I Write For

Harry Potter (any generation)

Marvel Cinematic Universe (please ask about characters because I have not watched most new media)

The Chronicles of Narnia

Criminal Minds

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Descendants

Ouran Highschool Host Club

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Julie and the Phantoms

Haikyuu

BTS

Stray Kids

Ateez

Seventeen

Boynextdoor

Itzy

Purple Kiss

Overwatch

I am very flexible, and if there’s a fandom you’re curious about I may be able to write it. Feel free to ask anything! And please please spread the word

[goldenhoney-cas]

Time again to try again

[gaydelgard]

i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

[treecitysessions]

“Goonbait” and it’s just photos of teenage girls and women in their early 20s smiling and being happy because they’ve each just accomplished one of the biggest moments of their respective careers

[chizhik-pyzhik]

my people will vagueblog your people

[love--witch]

Chaos witch? No, you misheard, I‘m a chaotic witch, I have to look up everything I‘ve known for years again and again. I have a tarot deck in my purse and three at home, two of which I can’t find. I will come up with spells on the fly but only half of them work because I forget something crucial while doing it for example actually speaking my intentions into my ingredients, I am lazy and I forget to practice my craft for weeks on end…

[moonstonecassie]

Since Netflix is removing She-Ra in January or something here’s a link to a Google drive with all five seasons <3

[liquidgoldgoblin]

Since it's less than two weeks before SPoP is removed from Netflix, I just wanted to reblog this again for visibility and to make sure more people can watch it.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

never be good at your job. it's a trap. they'll just give you more and harder stuff to do and it'll pull you away from your true passion of writing gay fanfiction for people on the internet

[lliveonthesunn]

every other week, my mom would make a giant pot of vegetable soup. she'd pack half of it in a tupperware and take it to her best friend's house. they both had three kids whose ages aligned. they'd lock us out of the house and go through each room, finding every piece of dirty laundry and then spend the afternoon keeping the washer and dryer running, folding and putting away each load while gossiping.

every alternate week, her best friend would come to our house with a tupperware full of chicken spaghetti. they'd stick us in front of a tv with a stack of disney vhs tapes and go through each room, finding every dirty dish, and then spend the afternoon at the kitchen sink, washing each dish by hand while gossiping.

it wasn't always soup and spaghetti and laundry and dishes. but it was almost always a meal and a chore. here is a night you don't have to cook dinner. here is a chore you can cross off your list. and here is a day you don't have to spend alone. because really food and friendship and a feeling of accomplishment are what we all need most.

[deprivedmusicaljunkie]

my friends are too liberal with the term “friends with benefits.” i don’t think you’re friends, and he can’t even give you the benefit of an orgasm. he’s nothing with nothing

[guerrillatech]

[reluctantbroodingdads]

So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on

[sometiktoksarevalid]