justice is all i demand for the catalytic.

angry at many things. boundlessly sad about more. cannot love anything normally. donkey from shrek playing at eloquence. call me orpheus because i only ever look back and lament. addicted to isolation, dependent on approval. worse than mickey mouse.

[goldenportobello]

My Ao3: @gilded_mushroom

do NOT message with greetings; won't reply. state your business first thing.

trigun sideblog: @allthreeguns

[kyleesarthell]

I had to redraw this

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Don’t make movies about ancient greece if you don’t like the ancient greek aesthetic

[goldenportobello]

why is telemachus holland wearing something straight out of the batcave which will not exist until 3200 years later

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[voltaspistol]

[rockergiirl]

yeah sure whatever

[lady-forest]

"these flowers suit your hair so well"

[fluffysheeps]

Bumble sharks 🐝🦈

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[mellointheory]

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

[the-haiku-bot]

Who makes the porn bots.

Where do they come from. What do

they hope to achieve.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mellointheory]

and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.

do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?

[the-haiku-bot]

My voice repeats what

you all say: I love you I

love you I love you.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[solkorolevaa]

[thenewborndeity]

This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

actually I think you should be normal about ordinary citizens of authoritarian countries and yes that applies even to that country you're thinking of right now

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"but they support [dictator] and [violent action]!" okay is it possible that a combination of propaganda, election rigging, and authoritarian crackdowns on dissent could lead a population to look like it supports something most people would find distasteful under more reasonable circumstances

[goldenportobello]

"air fryer, air fryer!!!"

- my gf, in the tune of judge claude frollo's "hellfire"

[goldenportobello]

"how fucked up is it, actually?"

quite. not even my beloved knows exactly what it was like lmao

[escuerzoresucitado]

[yffresbeard]

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

[rabbithaver]

prev im so sorry to put you on blast like this but please know this had me in hysterics

[moniquill]

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[fanfiction-psas]

Fanfiction PSA:

[toastyglow]

see also

sheath > sheathe

[lupusbaby]

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!

[goth-princess-gwennie]

Forgive me if this is inappropriate but

So are

colostomy bags

Diapers

insulin pumps

Oxygen systems

Braces

[cuntpunkop-ed]

catheters

rollators

hearing aids

compression garments

prosthetics

FREEDOM AIDS

[seraph1c-mo0n]

- canes

- service animals

- noise cancelling headphones/ear defenders

- wheelchair attachments

- fidgets

IT’S DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH YALL

BE UNAPOLOGETICALLY DISABLED AND TAKE UP ALL THE SPACE AND TIME YOU NEED!!!!!

[goldenportobello]

i feel bad often about talking too much about myself in terms of "i'm exhausted actually, people are fucking mean" etc. but then i realize it's fine because the universe gave me too many feelings i can't contain, and journalling just makes me internalize it even more. speaking to people or just a public void gives me the feeling of having a "comnection" with other sentient beings, which, apparently i need.

sunlight, water, soil, and a healthy communication with other like beings who exist to build each other up rather than race each other for the most cushy life is what i need. maybe i'm a tree. fuck it, i'm a tree. they even have a lot more respect for personal space than some humans (crown shyness.)

imagine not having "higher intelligence" and still being so in tune with what it all is about. trees are so wise and wonderful i hate that people think they have the right to categorize them under "lesser" forms. trees and mycelium both. they've been here before us. they will remain.