GENSHIN BOYS AS YOUR HOT NEIGHBOR
note. this is brain dump so that’s why it’s not formatted like my other posts uhhh cw suggestive?? but reblogs are still appreciated and dark content consumers/blogs dni !!
kaeya: the only time you ever see him is when he’s shirtless and wearing bottoms that are too low on his hips. you’re beginning to wonder if he owns any shirts??? super flirty too! lots of eyeing you when you go to get your mail in your pajamas, if you ever catch him he’ll just call out “don’t mind me just enjoying the view!” he loves when you flirt back though, so when he turns around to go back inside tell him he has a cute butt, he’ll definitely wink and ask if you want to grab it.
zhongli: he’s the type of hot neighbor that finds himself at your door a lot because he’s running low on things. it’s the third time this week he’s asking for a cup of sugar but you can’t decline him because his voice is so suave and deep, he’s staring into your eyes and using your name so softly you can’t help but think of non sugar related things. obviously he repays the favor by inviting you over for dinner when he’s more financially stable. and wooo boy a dinner date with a man who’s voice is literally sex?? how ever will you survive!?
diluc: the only time you see diluc is clad in a fresh black suit and keys to his audi in hand making his way to another business meeting. you always thought he was rude and shallow considering he actively avoids you whenever there’s a chance you could bump into each other, but turns out he’s just awkward. you figured this out when he saw you struggling with a flat tire one morning and he offered to help, you were surprised but thankful. diluc didn’t talk too much so you just stared at his broad back while he worked, until he asked for you to hand him something and your hand grazed his. he instantly pulls away and apologizes, turning slightly red in the ears. ever since then you fake car troubles so he’ll come help you, or better yet offer to drive you in his. lemme just say diluc parallel parking is the hottest thing ever.
childe: he has a dog. he often takes runs with his dog. shirtless. and oh my god it’s heaven on a saturday morning. childe is the type of neighbor you only say good morning and good evening to, but you long to have a more conversations with him. so you’ll conveniently find yourself outside while he’s coming back from a run and comment about how cute his dog is. he’s instantly walking over to you and asking if you want to pet him. silly childe! you don’t care about the dog you want to lick the sweat off his abs!! thankfully he’s smart enough to get the hint, he starts flirting and teasing you hard. inviting you over to help him with a recipe because he claims he can’t cook but he ends up holding your hand with his chest pressed against your back helping you stir the sauce. commenting about how you can’t even stir something without his help, what ever will you do without him? shut up n stir these insides.
albedo: he’s socially incapable bless him, super fuckin hot! but avoids any and all conversations. you don’t see him often, only when he’s returning from campus pretty late at night with some takeout. he avoids being seen or heard as much as he can. unless, you’re a struggling college student that needs help with chemistry??? then albedo is definitely going to insert himself into the situation to help you. how did he even find out you needed a tutor?? who knows you just pegged it as he has really good hearing and heard you whine about your grades. then it’s late night study sessions where he’s sitting really close to you, so close his hair his brushing against your cheek. this is when you find out how frustrated albedo really is, and not just with school and his job and the fact that he doesn’t eat home cooked meals (you end up cooking for him and he’s so thankful) but in other ways. so you try your best to relieve him of stress after he’s done teaching you, by massaging him and relishing in his deep groans or washing his hair for him in your bath. he’s touch starved and tired and he finds himself coming over to your place not just to tutor you, but to let you hold him in your arms and play with his hair. he says it’s strictly business, but you notice the boner he tries to hide every night after leaving your place.
xiao: the only time he’s ever spoken to you was when he told you to turn your music down, you didn’t even have enough time to register how fine he was before he was already walking away from your front door. so obviously you being you decide to go over with a peace offering, partly to say sorry but also because you wanted to flirt duh! you heard around from the granny on the block he likes almond tofu, so you bring a large plate and go over with your best smile. only for xiao to not open the door fully and ask you what the hell you want. you were kinda shocked but didn’t back down and introduced yourself, he honestly didn’t care but he only let you in for the food. from that day on you try your best to bring him his favorite and he acts like he’s annoyed by you when he lets you in to chat and eat but it’s his favorite part of the week. he’s also finds himself looking after you as well. when you come home late drunk off your mind he sighs before getting you off the taxi and safety into your home. xiao has never expected for you to drunkenly confess how you have the biggest crush on him while he was putting you in bed. but he can’t deny that he thinks you’re a pretty hot next door neighbor too.
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