Golf Ball Ask Blog

Golf Ball Roleplay + Ask Blog!

[golfball-bfdi]

Introduction!

It is I! Golf Ball, the greatest scientist ever to live on Goiky.

I am here to answer questions and more! Ask whatever your heart desires!

Out of character posting below.

Rules and Such:

Average rules you'd expect, no asks related to NSFW content, namely.

I can and will deny asks for any reason I want. I have a lot of reasons, don't take it personally !

I might be slow at answers, unsure.

Rules on ship asks here. Same goes for self-shipping

Formatting and Tags:

My tag for answers will be #Golfball responds

My tag for talking/in character rambling will be #Golfball rambles

Out of characters posts will be tagged as such, and it will be written on the post, also tags will likely be out of character. I will likely not post out of character often but I may for talking about BFDI episodes or posting art.

@tennisball-bfdi is my irl friend, so I may interact with him on this blog.

[golfball-bfdi]

…you know, you’re right! What fun is it breaking someone’s soul to pieces if they don’t resist a bit at first?

Anywho, do you remember much of your childhood? Or has your fragile little mortal mind suppressed it all already? I hope you remember, because that will give me a lot more to work with :)

-signed, tormenti!

Why should I answer that? Won't that be bad for me?

[golfball-bfdi]

OOC I never know what's going on ever with you people but I'm having lots of fun here so it's chill

[golfball-bfdi]

You pathetic, insignificant little INSECT. I AM ETERNAL, I AM ALL-POWERFUL!-

…ah, apologies! It seems I lost my composure for a moment.

Watch your tongue, bozo! I wouldn’t suggest angering me again :)

-signed, tormenti!

(Ooc: man this guy is cringe as FUCK)

Do you want me to just sit there while you insult me? Is that really fun for either of us.

[golfball-bfdi]

Oh, please. I know many other vile anons, and I wouldn’t want to be mistaken for those simpletons.

Anywho, let’s talk about you! You’re a lot more…feisty than others I’ve targeted before. It was entertaining at first, but…

It’s starting to get on my nerves.

-signed, tormenti.

Then move on. It's not really my fault that you're too pathetic to hurt anyone's feelings. Maybe others you've tried to damage are just sensitive and you're not so good at this after all.

[golfball-bfdi]

girl does not know what's gonna happen when she gets lowk slimed by tdl 💔🥀

WHAT are you TALKING about.

[golfball-bfdi]

any name is better than golf ball and tennis ball

like

The Dark Lord

H4CK3R

victim

Stop giving stupid name examples when you bring up names that are horrible who would ever be named that. These are horrible, wretched. Also don't bring him into this.

[golfball-bfdi]

Well, it at least has more poise than “golf ball”.

-signed, tormenti!

My name is normal for Goiky, at least. Also you don't have to sign your posts I can tell when it's you based on how vile you are.

[golfball-bfdi]

The name’s tormenti! Truly a pleasure to meet you ^^

-signed, tormenti!

That's a horrible name please get a new one

[golfball-bfdi]

Well, it’s because you’re just the perfect target for my hijinks! ^^

Someone so calm and collected, with a perfect little weak spot for me to exploit until I finally get to watch them break. It’s what I live for!

God, I can’t wait to ruin you. I can’t wait to emotionally torment you in a way you’ll never recover from.

Who even are you? Someone I don't care for, I'm sure. So why would I care what your words are.

[golfball-bfdi]

Liar liar pants on fire ^^

So simple minded of you. Don't you have ANY more lengthy and poetic sentences to say. I'd LOVE to hear them ALL. Because you're SO SO good at talking right?

[golfball-bfdi]

You can say whatever you want, but we see right through it. You’re scared, aren’t you, bozo?

It’s funny. You insist on acting like you’re fine, like there’s nothing wrong with you. For what? Everyone thinks you’re weird anyway. Tb’s only friends with you out of pity. Do you really think anyone would enjoy being around you? Don’t flatter yourself.

You’re bossy, uncooperative, and just generally unpleasant. If one day you disappeared and couldn’t be recovered nobody would miss you.

You. Are. Nothing.

I'm not scared of you faceless FOOLS. And I don't particularly care if nobody wants to be around me. I LIKE ME. Who cares about what those fools think. I don't like MOST of them either. Maybe I'm "unpleasant", but you're the one wasting your pathetic time on insulting me for, what reason? Give me a good one, I'd love to hear it.

[golfball-bfdi]

Heyyy bozo the mallet thing in bfdia 19 make you think of the museum :) ?

Nothing reminded me of the museum because I DON'T CARE ABOUT IT! The only thing I thought about in that moment was my lab partner's rule breaking.

[golfball-bfdi]

If it really doesn’t bother you, I’m sure you wouldn’t mind me asking why exactly you reacted the way you did in the yoyle city museum? ^w^

I just felt like something was off. It felt wrong, alright? That's it, nothing more.

[golfball-bfdi]

OOC:

Hello everyone!! New rule thing time bleh

So I don't mind ship asks/ones related to those but I am kind of bad at figuring out when something is one. Before this becomes an issue (it has yet to but just im gonna forget to add something If it does) I'd like to establish a rule.

When putting in a shippy ask please add this heart >💝 so I can recognize it as a ship and respond and tag with that knowledge

I might reject some asks with these tags due to not being comfortable with that ship but I probably won't?

Anyway thank you bye

[golfball-bfdi]

take a Look 👀 at this creature

What is that.

Do you want me to study it.

[golfball-bfdi]

The fact people think they can treat you like this is some proper amazing digital bullshit

It is foolish that they think they can get to me.