Gondor Needs No King

Indie RP blog for Boromir of Gondor || AU, cross-fandom, multiship, multiverse, and oc friendly || Faceclaim is Sean Bean, whatever my icon might imply. || Secondary blog to ashnazgtheonering || Will play both serious and crack rp's in most formats, but the crack is strong with this one. || Following the tags booooorooooomiiiiiiir and gondorhasnoking.

[releasetheprisoners]

Gondor has no kinks. Gondor needs no kinks.

(via releasetheprisoners)

[gondorhasnoking]

Aragorn: I am your king!

Boromir: Well I didn't vote for you.

[observando]

I realize now that dying is easy. Living is hard.

Gayle Forman, If I Stay (via evil-phil-coulson)

Especially if you’ve got an arrow sticking out of your heart

liver…

lungs…

pancreas…

(via gondorhasnoking)

[ofahattersmind]

Court functions tend to be lengthy and boring for the Steward’s young sons.

[thefatedfinwe-deactivated201411]

gondorhasnoking reblogged your post:ashnazgtheonering: Pfft, I’m enjoying their…

-stands in all his bearded glory-

-moves very close…. touches the beard-

[gondorhasnoking]

-allows this-

[thefatedfinwe-deactivated201411]

My name is Telvo… I like your beard.

[gondorhasnoking]

My name is Boromir. I'm very proud of my beard.

[thefatedfinwe-deactivated201411]

gondorhasnoking reblogged your post:ashnazgtheonering: Pfft, I’m enjoying their…

-stands in all his bearded glory-

-moves very close…. touches the beard-

[gondorhasnoking]

-allows this-

[ashnazgtheonering]

Pfft, I’m enjoying their dynamic, I’m not gonna object. Besides, it’s really amusing to see Turin not knowing what to do about the elf that keeps touching his beard.

[thefatedfinwe-deactivated201411]

HE JUST MISSES HIS GRANDFATHER OKAY?! Honestly if he came across someone else with a beard he would probably do the same.

[gondorhasnoking]

-stands in all his bearded glory-

[obsessedbyphantoms]

B Is For Bromance by OtisFrampton

[errandofmercy-deactivated202502]

wow Aragorn it’s just a hug, relax

it’s not like he tweaked your nipple or anything

O_O

[bofurs-wife]

I will go down with this ship

[madmanwithahorn]

(Unless he did.  Fucking with your friends is a time-honoured tradition, after all.)

[gondorhasnoking]

As is fucking your friends.

[goldengreenleaf]

[Three names] Ash, Boromir, Gimli (my Boromir, specifically)

I would….get drunk with Boromir, bed you, Ash, and marry Gimli.

[ashnazgtheonering]

-rips off clothing- My body is ready.

Oooh, is that a compliment to me or an insult to Gimli? Or vice versa?

[goldengreenleaf]

I think it might be an insult to Boromir.

[gondorhasnoking]

Nah, I'm good.

[mhaikkun]

Did Denethor, son of Ecthelion, know then that in his greed he had sent his firstborn to his death? Did Faramir, Captain of Gondor, know then that his older brother had told him to remember the last day they ever saw each other alive?

I haven’t done a one-layer in a long time and I saw a post about Boromir that gave me feelings so uh

[daniskatra]

February 26, 3019 (S.R. 1419)

Death of Boromir; his horn is heard in Minas Tirith.

“Aragorn hesitated. He desired to go to the high seat himself…. …Even as he gazed his quick ears caught sounds in the woodlands below… ”

(Tolkien, 1965 Ballantine, p. 524 FotR)

[gondorhasnoking]

"Easier said than done." He rolled over and stretched, then sat up. His hand shifted, as though he meant to reach out to her, but he changed his mind and simply let it remain at his side. "I thought it was a dream," he admitted, staring down at his hand- anywhere other than looking at her, and seeing the reminder of what he’d done. I’m sorry, brother.

[lilyofsteel-deactivated20181203]

Frightened child. I wonder if he has any comfort left to give. A hum resonates on her lips, signaling her agreement. I too thought it was a dream. "Will you try for me?" Try to sleep. Try to be at ease. At least one of us could be. She creeps back into bed to pacify him, but she knows she herself will not sleep. 

[gondorhasnoking]

"Will you stay with me?" Because tomorrow, tomorrow they'll have to face what they've done, but tonight- he just wants to lie with her in his arms and pretend, just for a little while, that she's really his. "Just for awhile." Just let me pretend.

[gondorhasnoking]

Boromir grumbled groggily and stared up at Eowyn, face a mask of regret. “Eowyn- I-“

[lilyofsteel-deactivated20181203]

Unsure of whether to stand, she leans heavily over the edge of the bed. She wears nothing, her lower half draped in bedsheets spilling down onto the cold floor. She rises naked like a pillar out of their shared warmth. "Go back to sleep." Her voice is as crisp as the cold stone floor that meets her feet. 

[gondorhasnoking]

"Easier said than done." He rolled over and stretched, then sat up. His hand shifted, as though he meant to reach out to her, but he changed his mind and simply let it remain at his side. "I thought it was a dream," he admitted, staring down at his hand- anywhere other than looking at her, and seeing the reminder of what he'd done. I'm sorry, brother.

[lilyofsteel-deactivated20181203]

In a fit of wakefulness, Éowyn rises from bed. A hand clasps her wrists, but she pulls away. "I’m up now." 

[gondorhasnoking]

Boromir grumbled groggily and stared up at Eowyn, face a mask of regret. "Eowyn- I-"

[faithfuljewel]

What?! /gondorhasnoking [-mun laughter in the distance-]

"Ah, you must be comparing your manhoods.And? What do you say?”

[gondorhasnoking]

"Not bad. Mine's better, though. Of course."

[lemeute]

Faramir is a writing sort, but he’s not the type to waste words. Boromir, less of a scholar, less fond of writing, but more the sort to relate details and stories which may be less than relevant. Which I think has interesting implications on the correspondence between them.

so in my headcanon, Boromir’s the long-letter writer (his fellow soldiers are always like ARE YOU WRITING TO A GIRL WHO ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH and he just rolls his eyes because he’s writing to his kid brother) with the occasional short missives that are either military correspondence or completely irrelevant nonsense that he thinks will make Faramir laugh (and because they MIGHT be military correspondence, Faramir is obliged to open them as soon as he receives them. this leads to him making a lot of strange faces in front of his men.)

and Faramir is the one who can get across everything he wants to say in three sentences or so (like, short enough that Boromir has the whole thing memorized by the time he reads it twice) but sometimes he will sit down and write PAGES UPON PAGES, just to get out his thoughts, and when Boromir gets those he knows something is happening in Faramir’s head.

so when Faramir goes through Boromir’s room after his death, he finds all the letters in a drawer and so he brings out all of the old ones he’s kept and sits on his brother’s bed and reads them. he manages to keep from weeping until he comes across one of the short ones Boromir sent a few years ago, which contains a particularly stupid joke and came by the hand of a messenger who was under the impression that the letter was urgent. and he can hardly bear to think that the one who considered laughter so urgent is dead, and will never send him absurd letters again.

[gondorhasnoking]

Gondor Needs No King turned 1 today!

SO APPARENTLY VALENTINE'S DAY WAS BOROMIR'S BLOGOVERSARY

And apparently I need to check my email more often.