vic

your local electro manwhore charging up to go batshit crazy on scaras banner xo

[goneagainlol]

i like scaramouche balladeer kunikuzushi babygirl wanderer a healthy amount

[goneagainlol]

mfs say yolo and end up rereading moriarty the patriot until 4:30 am after chugging three monsters and a day old iced white chocolate mocha latte whilst feverishly scouring the sherliam tag for fresh consumable content

[lordsofcrime]

I like that William put every one of his life ambitions at risk just because he thought a detective was cute.

[devils-sacrament-catering]

of course I've never manually scrolled through pages of a fandom to check what page I appear on by order of hits or kudos that would be such an unhinged thing to do and voluntarily admit to

[broken-bodies-club]

Got nostalgic and decided to see how the yuri on ice fandom is doing. And then I started thinking. Why the fuck were some of the most common au's mafia based when we were given basically the fluffiest source material ever? And why was omegaverse so common? And why did thirteen year old me eat that shit up?

[buzzingroyalty]

I think the best revelation for me about the why does serizawa call you babygirl scene is that I thought it was after a while of conversation or something but it’s just immediately when they get in the car

[heritageposts]

made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

[fabelyn]

I desperately need a future event to include Itto and Scaramouche. Just imagine them interacting

"I was forsaken by my mother"

"My hommie I get ya, I was also orphaned"

"...and my one friend betrayed me by falling victim to his sickness and dying early"

"Yeah, long lives are a bitch, amirite? High five mah brother!"

"...I reject the existence of the Shogun and her authority"

"Wooo yeah! Fight the power! My mate, how about you join my crew?"

(Wanderer briefly considers joining, if only for the humiliation it might cause his mother)

[fishareglorious]

Boy oh boy do I have a fic series for you:

link

[maylikesstuff]

The men of Sumeru honestly feel so much more chaotic when compared to other nations.

• Tighnari has sass for days.

• Cyno takes his job incredibly seriously but also annoys Tighnari with his lame jokes.

• Know-it-all Alhaitham and Cyno being sus of each other.

• Kaveh and Alhaitham arguing with each other all over the city’s message boards!

• Kaveh venting to his friends about how annoying his roommate is for HOURS.

[yestrday]

TAHTS WHAT IM SAYING THEYRE SO FUCKING STUPID AND FUNNY AND THEY ACTUALLY HAVE PERSONALITY...

[goneagainlol]

i saw some zhongchi fanart on insta earlier of single dad zhongli bewitching minimum wage customer service worker childe with his big tiddied dilfness and now i have found myself writing an au

[lynnthefrenchtoast]

thomato headcanon:

its very apparent in the trailer that ayato has a lot on his plate and on his mind. he works so much for so many reasons. like- hes thinking about all the people who can have homes to return to, he thinks about being able to live, he thinks about all that is depending on him to do his job.

but wait! didnt we think ayato was a class-clown type character?

heres my headcanon: ayato didnt let himself be childish because he thought it was unbecoming of someone meant to be the head yashiro commissioner. (we know that his mother died early and he and ayaka were forced to grow up early so this makes sense). he also doesnt get to be cheeky very often because everyone else expects him to be mature aswell. thats why his character trailer is so elegant and mature feeling.

thoma (and probably itto) is the exception to that. the one who sees both sides of ayato and thinks, "both sides of you are still you after all."

thats why ayato can chase around and feed thoma strange dishes. its why he can fight onikabuto in the street with itto. its not so much that he *has* to put on a mask around everyone else, its that around thoma, he doesnt *want* to put on the mask. thoma doesnt *want* him to be some super responsible commissioner. thoma takes him to the teahouse and plays with the dog and serves him tea and talks about silly stuff like birthdays with his sister. thoma plays hotpot games with him. thoma lets him be a fool for all the foolish he is.

i conclude: thomato canon.

[qepard]

thoma taking up almost a third of the screentime in ayatos teaser is husband behavior

[kisachansblog]

Mihoyo: let's make Inazuma but everyone is gay

[alcorcaptain]

xiao/traveler really does hit different tho. lover's oath playing over their first meeting. "call my name and i'll be there" which xiao hasn't been seen to do for like. anyone else. the lantern rites. having commissions where we help lessen his burden near wangshu inn. the birthday crystal flies. their worry for each other through the new quest. xiao waiting for them at the end just to open up about his past. "see me as a weapon nothing more" to "even the darkest hearts have room for those they cherish" im.

[lover-of-skellies]

Sans: "Are you a boy or a girl?" I'm a punchline 

Sans: My pronouns are he/he/he/he

[milk5]

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

[lishumood]

not necessarily a spoiler but we all know the sages are corrupt lol so…

kaveh confused as to why alhaitham isn’t sad or disappointed or angry about the sages. alhaitham stating that things change or some other logical bs. kaveh getting annoyed but still offering a listening ear if he needs it or wants it. a week passes by and when both of them wake up around the same time, kaveh needs coffee/caffeine to finishing loading his brain lol.

alhaitham: i supposed i’m … disappointed… or just ….

kaveh, before drinking his coffee, blinks by stays quiet and nods. alhaitham doesn’t say anything after and for the rest of the day, they’re back to their usual self. but kaveh can tell that alhaitham looks a bit less stressed. it’s late at night and alhaitham’s in the kitchen finishing his water when kaveh walks in:

kaveh: you got everything off your chest?

alhaitham: i have no idea what that means

kaveh rolls his eyes, waving his hand and saying goodnight — annoyed that alhaitham isn’t listening to his human self. but he misses the way alhaitham relaxes more against the counter, how his face twitches for a bit, how he almost smiled.

kaveh’s already in love with him but absolutely hates it every day. alhaitham thinks he hates him because he can’t imagine the alternative