lynn

she/her || adult || ao3 : lynnthefrenchtoast || shen pilled and yuanmaxxing

[confuzing]

Which Shen Twins meeting Liu Qingge is funnier?

A) You meet just the worst man you've ever met and it's hate at first sight, and then you meet his identical twin who's the nicest, sweetest, prettiest man you've ever met.

B) You meet the nicest, sweetest, prettiest man you've ever met and then he has an evil twin who hates your guts.

C) You meet the craziest man you've ever met who swings wildly between hating you and liking you with no rhyme or reason and find out like a month later when you mention it to Yue Qi that there's been two of them this whole time.

[allpiesforourown]

Today's fic rec is Your Truth Becomes Your Grave. It's a qijiu reconciliation fic with hanahaki yue qingyuan!

[allpiesforourown]

The thing that makes shen yuan such a complex and great character is that you can NEVER hit a mf with "he would not fucking say that."

No shen yuan wouldn't say that, but he'd think it. And if he wouldn't say or think that, he'd show it with his actions. And if he wouldn't do any of those, he would believe it in a subtle way that the reader can see it once they look past his unreliable narration. And if he woul

[piosplayhouse]

!!! A LICENSE HAS BEEN FILED FOR A JAPANESE MANGA ADAPTATION OF SCUM VILLAIN !!!

[allpiesforourown]

This world might suck but at least we're in the timeline where mxtx wrote shen yuan

[lynnthefrenchtoast]

why are they so chiscara coded

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[recurring-polynya]

me (crazy eyes, covered in blood): I NEED to finish writing my fanfic. so I can start writing a different fanfic.

[allpiesforourown]

What I think of you based off your favourite svsss chatacter:

Shen Yuan: horny and/or chronically online

Luo Binghe: you cherish childlike innocence even when it's twisted to the point it's barely recognizable. You love to explore how trauma shapes a person

Luo Bingge: "free my man even though he did all that shit"

Shen Jiu: you're able to look past how people present themselves and see the hurt child inside, ironically similar to Luo binghe fans but you'll never admit it

Yue Qingyuan: horny

Shang Qinghua: horny

Mobei Jun: you have a soft spot for characters who are cold due to child neglect. Also you are horny

Sha hualing: horny

Liu Mingyan: you LOVE to say "God forbid women have a hobby" in response to everything women do no matter how absurd

Liu Qingge: like CRAZY horny

Ning Yingying: you are puppies and rainbows and sunshine

Tianlang Jun: you love to call him a slut even though he's probably only had sex like one time

Zhuzhi Lang: absolute pro at ignoring war crimes your blorbo has committed

[lynnthefrenchtoast]

in a "monster shapeshifts into the form of your most desired" scenario, who's able to slay it and make it out alive?

shen yuan

luo binghe

shen jiu

yue qingyuan

shang qinghua

mobei jun

liu qingge

Voting ended onJun 8

[lynnthefrenchtoast]

WHICH ONE OF YOU voted sqh i need to hear this explanation

[lynnthefrenchtoast]

in a "monster shapeshifts into the form of your most desired" scenario, who's able to slay it and make it out alive?

shen yuan

luo binghe

shen jiu

yue qingyuan

shang qinghua

mobei jun

liu qingge

Voting ended onJun 8

[teamunee]

this strange new sqq smiles in a way that yqy only remembers seeing long ago

drift away cover by ifyoustilldream on ig

[lynnthefrenchtoast]

trying so hard to come up with a fanfic premise that allows me to make shen yuan befriend a huli jing that keeps taking the form of his most desired person (lbh)

[red-garden]

Mu Qingfang reading a post apocalyptic far future book series published by Shang Qinghua about a foreign nation called “America”’s health care system, and he gets so mad it kills him, and he transmigrates into RFK. Scum system self saving villain.

[red-garden]

If I see one more fucking post glorifying skinniness, I’m going to start flipping tables. YOU ARE KILLING PEOPLE!!!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING CLEW HOW DEADLY EATING DISORDERS ARE???? ARE YOU STUPID?????????? IS CONTRIBUTING TO AN ENVIRONMENT AND CULTURE THAT KILLS PEOPLE FUN FOR YOU OR ARE YOU SO MALNOURISHED YOU CANT THINK STRAIGHT???????????????????

[red-garden]

Shortly after Luo Binghe escapes the abyss, while in the process of conquering the demon realm, he finds an artifact. A boon made by another half demon 1,000 years ago. Not all of the scholar’s writing survived, but from what Luo Binghe could gather, the artifact could separate human and demon blood, turning the user entirely human. Whether or not to use it was not a question to Luo Binghe. More than anything he wanted Shizun to love him as his human disciple once more.

What was missing from the surviving writing was how the demon blood was separated. Luo Binghe, now a fully spiritual cultivator of moderate talent, stared back at a Luo Binghe entirely heavenly demon. The other Luo Binghe looks on at him with angry tears in his crimson eyes. “You would make me entirely intolerable to the heavens? You would take away what Shizun loved from me?”

[red-garden]

Sorry to everyone saying Shizun sandwich, the only way to fix this is if both Binghes let go of their self hatred and shame. Demon!Bing also keeps Xin Mo since human!Bing can’t wield it anymore, which you can be sure is great for his whole everything. Yes this does mean that Demon!Bing is now the most powerful being in the universe that not even Yue Qingyuan can beat

[lynnthefrenchtoast]

im just thinking about how funny it'll be when demon binghe not only realises shizun still loves him but might... love him.. more?

[lynnthefrenchtoast]

idk if this is canon or fanon but my fav "headcanon" is that binghe gives shen qingqiu the jade pendant

this thing that is worth nothing but everything. this fake piece of jade, not even the real thing, but it's a symbol of the only love luo binghe was ever shown - of the person who raised him, who shaped him, who loved him. a thing he lost and thought he'd never have again.

and who does he give it to?

shen yuan, a fake impostor, not even the real thing. someone who raised, shaped, loved luo binghe. a thing he lost and thought he'd never have again.

jade green, qing jing green.

[lynnthefrenchtoast]

reblogging ts because holy hell i was cooking