I saw you in my dream last night

if i look back, i am lost

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

gracie abrams
RMH
$LAYYYTER
d e v o n

titsay
sheepfilms
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

oozey mess
todays bird
cherry valley forever
occasionally subtle
NASA
Cosmic Funnies
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
noise dept.
Mike Driver
Keni
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@gooberstankhornia
I saw you in my dream last night
a creature with a mane of stars
Cutest lil chonk
(via)
The Saga of Clark (part 1)
The Saga of Clark (part 2)
The Saga of Clark (part 3)
The Saga of Clark (part 4)
The Saga of Clark (end)
I thought this whole thing was just mildly funny, weird and cute and then the very last panel forced me to reblog it
i literally love connecticut clark more than anything in this world
my friend cock and balles
who keeps making these evil pooh bootleg blankets
Me breaking into the sperm bank
Before u leave the house
cont: she said that the guy turns out to be someone the drunk girl just met that night
when your crush posts a new selfie
Here is a picture of a single atom
Zoomed in even further
Source
Let’s fight.
What’s the worst household chore? Clearly it’s doing laundry.
non-cat owners: “ah, gee, i’m not sure! the laundry is always a pain, and dishes aren’t fun either… i am also not a fan of wiping mirrors down…”
cat owners thinking about that damn litter box:
Don’t own a B-tier pet then bitch
don’t you ever fucking talk to me like that again you absolute fucking shithead bitch, don’t you ever think that you can get away with saying some purely dumbass shit like that and think you can avoid the damn consequences, let me tell you something kid, you have crossed a major fucking line this time and you got me fucked up if you think you are going to get off from this with any sort of warning, if you think i have an ounce of damn mercy saved within the blood in my body for YOU. let me tell you exactly why you’re the biggest fucking nutcase i’ve seen in my notes all week. first of all, you done fucked yourself three ways to sunday when you thought you stood a chance against me at all! secondly, you not ONLY decided to bring your smelly garbage ass into my notification feed, you assumed you had any damn opinion worth a grain of salt and decided WITHOUT WARNING to bring that shit onto MY blog, where my sweet unassuming eyes had to read it for myself! but most importantly of all you went after not just my cat or any person’s cat, nah you went after the whole ass species, and for what reason… for NO REASON!! “b tier pet” bitch let me tell you something, you should know ALL ABOUT what being b tier means. you live it and there is no excuse for you not knowing what does and does not qualify as b tier, you should be in the library of damn congress with a dissertation done as an autobiography of your life and what it means to be b tier. i bet even siri forgets your name sometimes, i bet when you go to pick up some taki’s and corona’s (lol) at walmart they gotta send the manager over… like “oof sorry buddy you sure you’re supposed to be here…?” i bet you think you got yourself a rolex on you, bitch it’s actually a faux-lex, and the worst part is, it don’t want nothin to do with you, not a damn thing! even the watch can’t stand this shit man. how’s this gonna work, startin shit you can’t finish, just like your damn discription, or the header, or an icon bitch! crusty! real silly of you, but when i beat your head into a mushy pulp and sauteé it and serve it to my cat for sunday brunch you won’t be fucking laughing
Personally I dislike doing dishes, especially when they’ve been stewing in gross cold water all day. Yucky!