local toilet clown

master of fingers

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Yeah bitch!!!! No wait... YEAH SLURT!!!!!

[goobgarbgooa]

They did an open heart surgery on me and replaced all my veins with turkey ham

[goobgarbgooa]

Idc if it's cracked or not! I am licking your pelvis!

[goobgarbgooa]

They told me that I needed to get good at mushroom identifying but I have survived so far eating everything fungus I see! I have been fired from being a podiatrist however.

[goobgarbgooa]

Scam bots are already so invasive what are they gonna do next? Pin my hands against the wall? Tell me it's what I want? Give me a little tongue? Get real.

[goobgarbgooa]

They dont tell you this but really money moves are discussed with bugs under rocks.

[goobgarbgooa]

I post not to entertain or disturb. But the secret 3rd thing, to schlingle the audience.

[goobgarbgooa]

When I tell my cis associates I am going to have the

Operation

But come back days later covered in mud and blood clutching a handful of grey damaged hairs and a rusty old knife, wearing boys clothes that aren't to my taste, blood smeared across my lips, shackle with broken chain attached to my leg & as you wonder what happened the TV flickers on with a missings person report for my dad shows up and we lock eyes knowingly. But the cis friend never acknowledges it

#justtransthings

[goobgarbgooa]

The only AI I trust is ALAN IVERSON TO THROW THEM BALLS IN THA BASKET!!!!!!

[goobgarbgooa]

If Jesse Pinkman was so good where is Jesse Redman.

[goobgarbgooa]

Top surgery pocket call them Bruno Transeratti...

[goobgarbgooa]

If hell is real, I am probably a reincarnated imp, reincarnated cause I fell in love with the slushie machine.

[goobgarbgooa]

Bitches & Hoes, that's what we call #my system.

[goobgarbgooa]

Everytime a smoker purses their lips to take a drag they're giving daddy nicotine foreplay

[goobgarbgooa]

I dont trust men with large tits. They hide secrets in them.

[goobgarbgooa]

Shirts that say big tits... worn on the ummm head!

This will serve as a narrative device that shows that the person wearing it is a sex pervert with boob fetish.

The shirt is a genderlocked item and can only be worn by women.

[goobgarbgooa]

Cisrcus. Like a circus but instead of animal cruelty we make the cissies entertain us. All the cruel animal keepers have to be trans leatherdoms.