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@goobgoobersinthe2nd
Why are you appearing in my muted notifications, literally has never happened before in all my years on this hellsite
I just really wanted you to know I was here
pukicho breaks internet code to remind you just how present they are
3AM check up. still here.
we owe literally no one more on this planet than the woman behind fantasy name generator
her name is emily and and she runs it all by herself
everyone say thanks emily!!!
THANK YOU EMILY!
Thank you to Emily at Fantasy Names Generator, for providing all the fantastical names I could ever need for anything!! :D
ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is đ ±đšââ€âđâđš
đ€đ my gender is I Promise.
Well thatâs wholesome.
đ«đŁ Fish fear me?
đŽó §ó ąó ·ó Źó łó żđ
Ddraig
đđ
my gender is silly, i guess
âšđ yeah thatâs about right
đłïžâđđ my gender isâŠ
Ok I donât actually know what this is, help?
đ„đ§âđ€
Pyromaniac rock star???? Drag queen???
Honestly I dig it
@the-queen-of-geese @boilsyouroil @idiotobsessedwithcats
đđ
âŠ
Ok you know what
Fair
Also @mildly-cold-grape your gender is GAY
@aceofpots @ririwithrice
đđ¶
my gender is violin player
đđ My gender is a heartbroken teenager
đđŠ my gender is sexy patriotism
đ đ€My gender is an accurate concert experience
đđ what⊠my gender is⊠okay prayer? @can-tab-eater-offical can you please interpret?
Uhh your gender is âPlease chill outâ
đžđ
What. What the fuck is my gender
Subterranean homesick alien
đâ€ïž âŠ
GET OUT
đïžđ
sooo im just car now
driving in my car right after a beer
Hey that bump is shaped like a deer
đđŁ
Uhhh idk what this means
But it checks out
Edit I missunderstood
đŁđ this is the real one
đ„đ
MY GENDER IS A FUCKING BURNING HEART!?
@chaimydrink @the-luckiest-gamer
đ«Ąđ
makes sense ig
đąâąïž
Lmao???
â ïžđ
So my gender is yes smiley face⊠Got it
@harbinger-of-silly @a-very-humanyes @rice-w0lf @bubble-official @ovloppy @themicroweman
Youâre getting a good grade in gender!
đđ§ŹâŠ Yeah I do make my genes cry thank you
Open tags IDK who to tag
âïžđïž my gender is poking eyeballs. or eldritch horror maybe? OO CYCLOPS
@echothescuglat @heartlessdreams18 @rain-critters @mothful-existence + open tags
(odysseus voice) HEY CYCLOPS
đ»đ„ honestly thatâs a banger gender
open tags im tiredd
đ đ seewt patoto
@darkotorclash @saint-the-slugcat @oliveleaves + open (like previous I donât remember who to tag)
đ đ sweetpotato but pleased with itself (for causing this much confusion)
open tags!!!
âïžđ¶ im about to be really annoying about music
đđ what
đđŠ
Yeah thatâs me
đ„Čđ§ ..
Sounds about right
đđ¶ itâs rocky
Hi Rocky itâs đđ me grace apparently
Rocky Grace save stars
âšđ„âŠ
I am but a sparkly pancake
đđ°
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
đ«đ
UHHHH
This took like five minutes to make. Why is this getting more notes than the stuff I actually put effort in? ToT
GUYS THIS ISN'T EVEN THAT GOOD OF A MEME!! T0T
Only day you can reblog this
this has been scheduled since last month
today
All the days you can reblog this for the next 10 years:
November 26 2023
May 26 2024
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today
and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3 and you get a little heart <3
Reblog to give your mutuals a little heart <3
@terreurs :)
ooh thank god
GO ON ANON AND ASK ME ANYTHING YOU WANT
âspicy pillowâ jokes aside, I think @flowerkroneââs tags deserve a serious reply:
#my old phone looks like this on my shelf lmao #im too scared to touch it to throw it away #idk what trash this even goes into when its at this point
The pillow-shaped object here used to be the phoneâs battery. Itâs not a battery anymore. Now itâs a balloon full of corrosive, pyrophoric chemicals and hydrogen gas and itâs one puncture away from burning your house down. I am 100% serious. You should be scared to touch it.
But you gotta touch it, because you gotta get it out of your house before the pressure builds up to the point where the balloon pops. This isnât going to happen soon â there is no need to panic â but it will happen eventually.
And, indeed, it doesnât go in the ordinary trash. You put this in the ordinary trash and youâre gonna set the garbage truck on fire. Donât do that to the garbage collectors, their job is hard enough already.
The first thing you need to do is get a fireproof container. The most common household item that qualifies as a fireproof container is a cast-iron cookpot with a cast-iron lid â often sold as a âDutch oven.â Any other cooking container thatâs unreactive, has a very high melting point, and has a lid made of the same materials will also work: enameled or stainless steel, Pyrex with glass lid, etc.
However: Do not use a pot with a PTFE-based non-stick coating. If the battery does explode, the fire will probably be hot enough to degrade a PTFE coating, producing toxic smoke. (Not that you should breathe the smoke from the battery fire either, but PTFE breakdown products are worse.) Do not use a pot made of aluminium or copper. The fire might even get hot enough to melt those.
Whatever container you use, you might have to throw away along with the phone, so donât use your good Dutch oven for this. Go to a thrift store and buy a cheap one.
Once you have the fireproof container:
Gently pick up the phone and put it in the fireproof container. If possible, gently tape the phone to the bottom of the container to prevent it from bouncing around. Donât put any padding in there, thatâll just make a fire worse if it does happen. Put the lid on and tape it shut.
Put a label on the container, something like âDEFECTIVE LI-ION BATTERY â FIRE HAZARDâ.
It is now reasonably safe to move the container around. However, if the battery does explode, the container is very likely to leak smoke and get hot, so keep it in a well-ventilated area and away from things that will be damaged by heat. Donât leave it exposed to the weather, either.
You need to find either a hazardous waste disposal site, or an e-waste recycler that will accept defective Li-ion batteries. I canât help with that because I have no idea where you live.
However, your local fire department, if you have one, will probably be happy to help. Call their non-emergency number. Nothing is on fire yet, so this isnât an emergency, but things that can easily start a fire are still within the fire departmentâs responsibilities. Tell them you have a phone with a bulging lithium-ion battery, you put it in a fireproof container, and you want to know how to dispose of it safely.
If the fire department tries to tell you this isnât dangerous or itâs okay to throw it out in the regular trash (with or without fireproof container), hang up on them and write a cranky letter to your local government representatives, then keep looking for a proper disposal site.
When you do find a a hazardous waste disposal site or an e-waste recycler, call them and make sure they will take defective Li-ion batteries, before showing up. Thatâs also a good time to ask if they will let you have the fireproof container back.
Reblog to save lives.
[Image: A phone with the insides visible, including a battery that has inflated like a balloon. The photo is captioned, âPillow :33â]
Reblogging because I would have had absolutely no idea what to do, either.
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the-universe-at-large
roach:
howâs everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr
YES YOU DID
high-saffron
the more you reblog this the more it breaks
the-universe-at-large
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
dangergays
literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd
i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed
If youâre seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.
I-
what?
iâm frightened
Attempting to reblog
Notes:
This disaster of a post seems to be the result of two distinct events that compounded upon each other. Unfortunately the details can be challenging to suss out, so the following is a best effort explanation based on available evidence.
Event 1:
The initial post was published by @roach shortly before 4AM UTC [1]
A great many users received notifications that they had been tagged in it, but found no such tags present [2][3][4]
@roach edited the post several times over the next hour, two remaining version contain a block of usernames, followed by the string âmfc-adsâ repeated 1,000 times [5][6]
A screenshot posted by @the-universe-at-large (current URL @bleary-eyed-blue) shows what may be the version of the post they had been tagged in, also containing a block of usernames [7]
Some users replies suggest that they originally reblogged a different version of the post than they are attached to now [8][9]
A possible reconstruction of events involves @roach repeatedly editing the post to add âbatchesâ of user tags, before editing it again to remove them
Event 2:
That very same day, Tumblr began switching from the older âindentationâ reblog format to the current âcaptionâ style format [10]
@the-universe-at-largeâs reblog (and others [12]) partially retained the âindentationâ formatting despite the wider websiteâs migration [9]
When @high-saffron (now user @anthraxplus) reblogged @bleary-eyed-blueâs post [13], they noticed that @roachâs root post (in the new format) was re-inserted into the beginning of the chain every time there was a reblog, and did several times [13]
As duplicates accumulated in the top of the chain, the post seems to have more fully migrated to the new format some time before @lenasaiâs reblog. However, some quirk in the process flattened the whole corrupted chain into a single post, which then had its authorship attributed to @lenasai, as the most recent contributor [14][15]
The @roach conga line continued to grow irregularly for some time, before settling on the 28 currently present
Sources:
[1] https://www.tumblr.com/dnaha/128161107666/roach-hi-yo [2] https://www.tumblr.com/lmporterroblnson/128162201579/roach-hi-how-was-i-mentioned-in-this [3] https://www.tumblr.com/the-a-r-t-i-s-t/128164407735/roach-hows-everyone-doin-tonight-i-just-broke [4] https://www.tumblr.com/paledrake/128162523614/roach-hi-i-broke-tumblr-they-somehow-tagged [5] https://www.tumblr.com/chocolatewarkittens/128162793370/roach-hey-tumblr-did-you-know-that-the-text [6] https://www.tumblr.com/i-taste-melancholy/128162743855/roach-hey-tumblr-did-you-know-that-the-text [7] https://www.tumblr.com/bleary-eyed-blue/128168632021/roach-hows-everyone-doin-tonight-i-just-broke [8] https://www.tumblr.com/whistlingwadewilson/128162268296/roach-i-broke-tumblr-lmao-yeah-i-did-know [9] https://www.tumblr.com/bueno-desolation/128164399483/roach-hi-doing-good-thanks-for-asking-how [10] https://www.tumblr.com/@support/128127169452/ever-see-a-crazy-long-indecipherable-reblog-chain [11] https://www.tumblr.com/anthraxplus/128168673257/the-universe-at-large-roach-hows-everyone [12] https://www.tumblr.com/se7-seethe-blog/128161624861/roach-hi-sorry-have-we-met [13] https://www.tumblr.com/anthraxplus/128168703042/the-universe-at-large-roach-roach [14] https://www.tumblr.com/busytown/128222679024/dangergays-the-universe-at-large [15] https://www.tumblr.com/lenasai/128223024163/roach-hows-everyone-doin-tonight-i-just-broke
I can reblog this just fine
(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,
inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.
can we focus on the gnome for a second
wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat
these are the people i have to share a highway with
when ur mutuals are mutual with each otherÂ
pro: squad con: i saw this post like 18 times today
REBLOG THIS TO GIVE THE PERSON YOU REBLOGGED THIS FROM A GOLD STAR BECAUSE THEYâVE BEEN STELLAR TODAY AND THEY DESERVE IT âïž
Wh-what do you mean itâs from a birthday cake
We could have been eating him