Sheriff Yellow, to The Rescue!

♪ Home, home on the range! Where the deer and the antelope play! ♪

[good-old-saloon]

Hey howdy hey, pardners!!

Heard some young'in in the pastures were spending they're days 'ere, so I decided to try out this "Tumbleweed" thingamajig!!

Now, be responsible around 'ere, y'hear?? Justice doesn't turn a blind eye to crimnells lurkin' about…

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Yep. I’m afraid so yellow. Do you have anything to say for yourself to all the people with period cramps out there?

No need! I'm gonna start buryin' myself right now!

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🔫 pew pew

(Its a confetti gun, Yellow it’s coveredin colorful paper)

…Ah! Seems like ya misplaced yer bullets, pardner! No worries!

(I'll do it myself).

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I cant believe you’re allowing period cramps to exist 😔

H-Huh?? But I'm not causin' 'em to…

…oh, what's the use? Some way or another, I probably did cause 'em!

And I don't know how, but I did! What a reckless "sheriff" I am…

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Do you ever need to grab stuff that’s high up for your friends? Being the tallest

Of course! Aqua, Seth, n' Orange—as far as I can remember—need help the most (even though the last two don't like to admit it much).

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Is it true that you’ve been quoted as saying “Bitches love my cowboy hat?”

Language, pardner.

…But, who wouldn't love a Justice-servin' sheriff's trusty n' spiffy hat?

(Only crimnells, that's for sure)!

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I love whatever is wrong with you

Thanks! I don't quite git what that means… but I'm sure you meant well!

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Persona 3

Okay!

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(The dog has reached your location)

🐶

What will you do?

…Hah! I didn't know what I was expectin' at all, pardner! This lil' pup could be hardly considered a "crimnell" from the looks of it.

Though, I could see 'em as Annoying, but that's about all, I reckon!

[good-old-saloon]

🐛

His name is MOTHERFUCKER and he is coming to your house

Boy-howdy, he done look like Blue's butterflies when they were just lil' babies… except a lot more greener! (Wait, does Green have butterflies too)??

[good-old-saloon]

*yellow is given a copy of undertale yellow* here’s the story of a little cow-they/them. A justice seeker like yourself. Give it a try and you will learn many things

Yeeeehaw! Thank you, mysterious n' foreboding voice!

I'm sure this lil' cow person will grow up to be a Justice-servin' vigilante!

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🔫

Hands up!!! You’re under arrest!!!

Ohh… this can't be happenin'… me, a sheriff, gettin' under ARRESTED??

This is what I deserve, ain't it? Just cuff me up n' put me behind bars!

A falsifying "sheriff" like me can't keep up with Justice anyways…

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thoughts on piracy?

I would say that stealin' ain't no good…

…but if it's only used fer the poor who got nothin' on themselves…

—then who am I to judge? Just stay safe out there, folks!

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Following up to the dog emoji from a previous ask..

have you considered forgiving his crimes because he is simply just a little guy?

Hmmm… 'fraid I can't let 'em off of his crimes (even if he is small.)

A cowboy's gotta follow his duty, no matter what, pardner!

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🐶

He is rapidly approaching your location

Can't approach me if 'm deader than water in the west!

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On a scale from 1-10 what’s your favorite color of the alphabet?

(…Blue).

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Ah sweet! Lucky Luke is real!

My name ain't Luke, but you bet 'm lucky to serve Justice!