I don't bite.

Indie Mobsterswitch Cop Trace M!A/status: (currently none)

[goodcopredcop]

catnipin:

:33 > thats a purrty sw33t deal there trace

:33 > now we just gotta get marl

That’s a no

[olive-duelist-deactivated201812]

You should def kiss the green trace.

[catnipin]

:33 > listen to fin!!!

[goodcopredcop]

Still a no.

[goodcopredcop]

catnipin:

:33 > thats a purrty sw33t deal there trace

:33 > now we just gotta get marl

That’s a no

[unflatteringcatselfies]

This is Sublime, he has no dignity. He’s OK with that though.

[goodcopredcop]

catnipin:

:33 > nope! does that mean we cant marry?

I guess we can, I just didn’t expect that you want to.

[goodcopredcop]

orange5ideofthelaw:

….Are you serious?

The marriage? No.

The show? Hell yes.

[goodcopredcop]

catnipin replied to your post: :33 > do leprechauns do the whole marriage thing…

:33 > ooooh!!! are you efur gonna marry?

I don’t know

orange5ideofthelaw replied to your post: :33 > do leprechauns do the whole marriage thing…

im sad now

Would that make you happy?

[olive-duelist-deactivated201812]

Not really i haven’t properly courted you with my DANCE MOVES

[goodcopredcop]

Get on it then, I’m expecting a good show

[goodcopredcop]

catnipin replied to your post: :33 > do leprechauns do the whole marriage thing…

:33 > ooooh!!! are you efur gonna marry?

I don’t know

orange5ideofthelaw replied to your post: :33 > do leprechauns do the whole marriage thing…

im sad now

Would that make you happy?

[catnipin]

:33 > you wouldnt marry your cat? :’((

[goodcopredcop]

I. Uhm. You’re not a leprechaun though..

[goodcopredcop]

catnipin replied to your post: :33 > do leprechauns do the whole marriage thing...

:33 > ooooh!!! are you efur gonna marry?

I don’t know

orange5ideofthelaw replied to your post: :33 > do leprechauns do the whole marriage thing...

im sad now

Would that make you happy?

[goodcopredcop]

:33 > do leprechauns do the whole marriage thing too? can you marry more than one purrson? are you already married to fin sonce hes your wife???

Oh yes we do. We marry anyone we want, one or ten guys who cares

Not legally, he’s only my wife in spirit

[iwantcupcakes]

The Mermaid (2016).

[olive-duelist-deactivated201812]

Good morning citizens

[goodcopredcop]

It’s only a good morning when there’s a cup of coffee and no case on my desk.

[goodcopredcop]

Please don’t put a tracking device on me.

[catnipin]

:33 > please stop murdering people beclaws then my boyfriend has to do work and that sucks

[goodcopredcop]

I support this message

[olive-duelist-deactivated201812]

Good morning everyone

i missed valentines day thanks to a triple passion murder.

[goodcopredcop]

Oh boy, that bad?

[goodcopredcop]

catnipin submitted:

:33 > i will be feline you tonight >:33c

Oh god you’re terrible

[kittiezandtittiez]

[catnipin]

If you can free yourself for a day or two, would you like to come visit me for Valentine's?

:33 > yes!!!

:33 > but only if we get heart shaped pizza >:00

[goodcopredcop]

I’ll cut it into heart shape myself if I have to

[catnipin]

:33 > thats gaaay :33 > you actually got the day off fur me then? and youre not gonna spend it with your work wife(s)? :00c

[goodcopredcop]

My time is all yours