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not doing comms at the moment! minor he/him

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4th of july trentslop because im afraid of americans…

i was gonna draw david bowie, too, but i didn’t think i’d have enough time 😣

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probably my last bit of trentslop for a while, i’m getting nerfed because i don’t have a tablet anymore

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trentsloptrentslop TRENTSLOPPPPPUHH i loveeeee trent slopppuuh…

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love trentslop ❤️❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

time for my signature posting for the first time in months move! also feel like i’ve improved a lot since april of last year

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jonah’s bunny sona

for my FRIEND guys idk if jonah hill is controversial this was for my friend

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pintrest warrior 🥹

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part 2 shitposting the klok striking 12 (midnight arriving)

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hello first post since may

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metalocalypse headcanons- pickles special episode!!!

pickles used to work at subway, only for the purpose of cutting the footlongs in half vertically instead of the normal way. he got fired within a week.

he probably has a yearly poop calendar in his notes, and it’s always like WAYYY too many poops for a monthly basis (i took inspiration from myself for this one)

im guessing he didnt know olive oil came from olives, like he never made the connection between olives and olive oil. (another personal one)

stolen from walmart? duh. stolen from almost everywhere? of course- but i think pickles has DEFINITELY stolen toilet paper out of random public bathrooms, especially when the food or service is bad

he most absolutely sprawls out on the bed like a starfish, stealing ALL the blankets, pillows, whatever! you will literally be kicked out of the bed if you’re sharing it with unconcious pickles.

i was gonna add more but its been two days and i havent come up with anything else

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more metalocalypse headcanons cause i love making them

pickles has definitely stolen a lot, (like a lot) of stuff from walmart; toilet plungers, boom boxes, TVs…

nathan feels really strong to that the blue and black dress was white and gold, despite it being confirmed blue and black

murderface exclusively jacks it to ai generated r34

toki constantly watches cookieswirlc and has a LOT of shopkins.

skwisgaar brings his guitar with him on the toilet

pickles fell down the chris chan rabbit hole and it never left his mind since

nathan sprays an intoxicating amount of febreeze after he shits, leaving mordhaus smelling like a mix of death and fruit loops

murderface insists he does an amazing steven hawking impression. then somehow mispronounces every beep boop

toki had a scene phase and never let the side part go

skwisgaar hogs all the blankets, all the everything even- no gmilf sleeping in his bed will have a pillow or a blanket, while he’s cuddled up sucking his thumb

it took me literal hours to think of skwisgaar headcanons

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more metalocalypse headcanons- without drawings :(

murderface posts corny tiktok slideshows about how women are useless and fat

toki has gotten angry, ripped apart a stuffed animal, immediately felt horrible and then hosted a funeral.

nathan, pre-klok, used to collect and wash red solo cups he got at parties

pickles had a genuine goth phase in the 80s after snakes and barrels broke up. then he got called a poser and started despising goths.

skwisgaar is a really big perfume guy and REEKS of expensive but disgusting perfumes.

nathan is also a really big perfume guy, but he only has them to smell, not to wear. and only really morbid perfumes that smell like death

murderface has definitely painted his nails and got off, pretending it was a chick’s hand

toki has been scammed on roblox adopt me. (ive said this b4)

pickles purely watches rug cleaning videos, nothing else

skwisgaar was really into twilight, even auditioned for one of the movies. didnt make it. (team jacob)

yeah

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metalocalypse shitpost headcanons with silly drawings!!!

skwisgaar lets the GMILFs he sleeps with paint his toenails (he has odd shaped feet and is insecure)

toki is an insane ipad kid, plays genshin impact, AND always loses his 50/50s. choose a struggle

pickles is trans, yes we know that, but he has once nailed a girl using one of his dreadlocks on a strap on

murderface drives a cybertruck. always crashes it, too

nathan is convinced he has an evil double- think peter griffin vs his evil twin retep. instead of retep, it is NAHTAN!!!

toki regularly gets permabanned on roblox for telling kids to kill them selves after he gets scammed on adopt me

anyways yah

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“wowee, skwisgaar… you ams pretty, like a lady…”

“shut ups, tokis.”

okay and it JUST so happens toki looks like twilight sparkle, whats the big idea