Taking Back What's Mine

Jen. 19. Fly through the galaxies with me.

[black-and-white-universe]

[virginity]

more here x

[bubblegumdomme]

Except watch Supernatural.

[wingsunfurled-deactivated201503]

this is just a big joke to you isn’t it, tumblr?

[justtouchedawkwardly-deactivate]

[culturenerds]

Best host ever!!

[phoenyxgreene]

Lmao he’s so over the top but it’s funny

[patrickstormborn]

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

*snaps fingers in a dragon formation*

[boyerworks]

[wannyy]

This was actually uploaded to PornHub. That’s how good it was. Just saying.

[thedeadoneyo]

So coke is going to launch coke life. 

It’s basically like how sprite now uses stevia.

its now a mixture of sugar and stevia making the drink drop a third of sugar content and a third of calories.

alot better than that coke zero/light shit that is sweetened by chemical sweeteners

[browningtons-1-deactivated20150]

Why is it ogre colored

[unclefestive]

Because shrek is life

[mykeybordibroken-blog]

maN I DONT CARE IF SOMEONE HAS A PORNSTARS VAGINA AND THE BIGGEST BOOBS AND THE LONGEST HAIR IF THEY SAY THEY ARE A BOY AND THEY IDENTIFY AS A BOY THEY ARE A FUCKING BOY DO YOU HEAR ME B O Y

[girl-in-the-dirtyshirt]

But they aren’t though

[mykeybordibroken-blog]

MOTHERFUCKER WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY GODDAMN CLEAN YOUR EARS YOU BIG OCEAN OF PETULANT CUM

[komfortable]

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

[h0odrich]

i cant breathe

[aristoteliancomplacency]

These are the people on Tumblr who are Classicists an d form the Classics fandom. I will attempt to keep it up-to-date. If you don’t want to be on this list, please let me know and I’ll remove you asap. If you do want to be on the list and you’re not, let me know and...

[owlmylove]

FRIENDLY FUCKIN’ REMINDER: WHAT WE CALL "THE TONY AWARDS" WAS ORIGINALLY "THE ANTOINETTE PERRY AWARD FOR EXCELLENCE IN THEATRE", NAMED AFTER THE CO-FOUNDER AND CHAIRWOMAN OF THE AMERICAN THEATRE WING.

THE AWARDS FOR ACTRESSES WERE ORIGINALLY SILVER COMPACTS, BUT SOMEONE DECIDED THIS WAS TOO EFFEMINATE AND SLAPPED THE COMPACT’S DESIGN IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR MODERN AWARD- THAT SPINNY SILVER MEDALLION WAS ORIGINALLY USED FOR CHECKING LIPSTICK.

ANOTHER REMINDER: I KNEW NONE OF THIS UNTIL TODAY. DON’T TOLERATE FEMALE ERASURE. REMEMBER HER NAME.

ANTOINETTE FUCKING PERRY.

[actionables]

today this guy told me that my dress made my ass look fat (he sad it as a 'compliment') and obviously since it was 8:30 I was too tired for that shit and I replied with 'saying my ass is fat wont make your dick any bigger' and when he tried to defend himself saying his dick was big enough I told him that it doesn’t count if he shoved two thirds of it in his personality and he just looked at me completely defenseless AND BASICALLY I STOLE THAT LINE FROM HERE BUT I SLAYED

[dutchstore]

Fire drill by Crusoe Celebrity Dachshund

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

OH MY GOD

[katbot]

[heckyeahlolitafashion]

AATP Nagoya: ☆本日の入荷情報☆

[itscolossal]

Embroidered Landscapes and Plants by Ana Teresa Barboza