incorrect good omens

Justin • 20 • he/him

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If he had never gone...

Credits: @/sachi_1203 on twitter

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Hey It’s my borthday and I’m still a baby but now i am permitted to drive! So uh birthday face reveal I’ll probably delete

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anyway hi! its my birthday! my 20th birthday to be exact. so here’s me again, 4 years later and just as obsessed with good omens as i was at 16

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aziraphale, texting crowley : Text me when you’re home safely.

crowley : I’m home dangerously.

aziraphale: Stop it.

crowley : I’m home lethally.

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mini update: sorry for disappearing! im back in school now officially (junior year in college…whew) and i am taking 20 credits right now so its safe to say im quite busy! i will try hopefully this weekend to start posting about 1-2 times a day and hopefully that will be easy enough and fit in my schedule! thank you all for all the love and i hope everyone is doing well :))

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Crowley: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this...

Aziraphale : *pulls out card from deck* Now, was this your card?

Crowley: Holy shit-

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Aziraphale : Crowley! Have you no dignity?

Crowley: Of course not! How long have we known eachother?

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Crowley: I’m not lazy, I just find it hard to put effort into things I’m not passionate about.

Aziraphale : What are you passionate about?

Crowley: Sleeping.

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Crowley: I'm very scary.

Aziraphale : You're about as scary as a wet kitten.

Crowley: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.

Aziraphale : And small.

Crowley:

Crowley: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.

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Good Omens Season 3

Crowley: I wish I could help you, but I shorn’t.

Aziraphale: Crowley, please!

Crowley: What part of shorn’t don’t you understand?

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Crowley, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Aziraphale: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

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Crowley, texting Azirpahale: you don't have to sign your name on texts

Aziraphale, texting back: Dear Crowley, suggestion noted. Sincerely, Aziraphale.

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Aziraphale: Why are you burning our marriage certificate!?

Crowley: Good luck trying to return me without a receipt.

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Aziraphale: You look good in that hoodie.

Crowley: You know where else I'd look good?

Aziraphale, zero hesitation: My bed.

Crowley, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?

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Aziraphale, texting Crowley: Crowley there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Aziraphale: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry

Aziraphale: Crowley

Aziraphale: Crowley

Crowley: Crowley is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

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yeah i agree with nina who even buys records anymore haha….

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quick update: i am moving into my first ever real apartment tomorrow (woohoo!!!) so there may not be many posts for the next 2-3 ish days while im packing, moving, and setting up

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Crowley: Act natural.

Aziraphale: For this kind of situation, the most natural thing would be to panic, so technically I can panic.

Crowley: NO, that’s not what I meant! Act like it’s a normal day!

Aziraphale: My ‘normal’ days of late, consist of a lot of panic.

Crowley: Will you just cooperate?

Aziraphale: When a person is panicking, they are not apt to cooperate very well!