[goodthingscometothosewhowaste1]

Hanging out in the basement of a charity shop like all cool kids on Sundays #sorting #volunteering #itneverends

[laserdeadpool]

opens buzzfeed

closes buzzfeed

[ashleeyfrangipane-blog]

[kabudy-deactivated20150727]

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

[alfrednthefettuc-deactivated201]

did any of them say hey

[scarletwitch-moved]

[goodthingscometothosewhowaste1]

It’s really not that complicated. I’ve got red in my ledger, I’d like to wipe it out. 

[gameofthronesdaily]

[roseyjones]

[never-let--it-die-deactivated20]

Things Not to Ask Vets:

“How many people have you killed?” “Why couldn’t you get into college?” “What’s it like living with PTSD?”

Things to Ask Vets

“Want to go grab a beer?”

[briggsnotmyers]

For one long and terrifying second I thought this meant veterinarians

[postconcrete]

[caityhaitch]

Natasha Romanoff

Is one of the worlds deadliest assassins Trained in countless forms of combat and martial arts Is a genius hacker Survived the Red Room Is an Avenger

Says ‘Beep Beep’ while driving a motorcycle in a high speed car chase…

[lochnessmonsterofficial]

Dogs are the literal best and let me tell you why.

When my parents are out of town, my pup Remmy sleeps downstairs with me. I don’t mind because the basement is chilly sometimes and he’s a fuzzy little space heater. But he always does this weird thing and I didn’t figure out why until last night.

I’m a stomach-sleeper, while the rest of my family are back-sleepers. So Remmy has taken up this very different behavior with me (my family says he doesn’t do it with them). It always takes me a while to settle down, but when I do, Remmy takes his head off of his paws and rests it square in the center of my back.

So I’m thinking, “What’s the point of that? It can’t be comfortable. It cranes his neck in a funny way, and besides, every time I breathe his head goes up and down. That’s a weird thing.” So I formulate a hypothesis, and test it.

Last night, I got comfortable, Remmy put his head on my back, I waited a while, then I held my breath. It took him a while to react, but when he did, he fuckin lost it. He started whining and yipping, and repeatedly licking my face and hands. And I was like oh my god.

Conclusion: my dog noticed that I slept in a way that was different from the rest of my family, thought “that kid is gonna die” and made sure that I never stopped breathing in the middle of the night.

Dogs are fuckin smart as hell. What a wonderful animal.

[lesbianredhood]

the reason male comic book fans work themselves into a frenzied rage over “fake geek girls“ is because they think they can’t get a girlfriend because of their love for comic books (a.k.a nerdiness). if they accept that geek girls genuinely love comic books, then they’re left with the cold harsh reality that it’s not their nerdiness that makes them unattractive to women, but the fact that they are misogynistic condescending dickbags who need to be avoided AT ALL COSTS

[wow-suchbree-veryblog-blog]

That line from The Social Network? “You are going to go through life thinking that girls don’t like you because you’re a nerd. And I want you to know from the bottom of my heart that that won’t be true. It’ll be because you’re an asshole.”

[glamourweaver]

YUP! This is 100% it.

[babelady]

me

[drydenmusic-deactivated20250810]

Fuckin lol un-mute this and un-mute it right now

[shes-universal-deactivated20210]

my friend just got given a free bath bomb from lush because she said she was devastated about zayn leaving 1D god bless

[elliegalaxies]

no but for real though this actually happened

[elliegalaxies]

LOOK WHAT I GOT IN THE POST THIS MORNING WHA T FYCK I AM SO

LUSH IS SO SWEET

[paradoxicalissue]

when you catch up on a tv show and run out of episodes to watch and feel empty and lost inside

[longslives]

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

[letthemountainsmoveyou-deactiva]

i asked my four year old cousin how old he thought i was going to be at my next birthday and he said 8. im 23

[roonilwazlip-deactivated2022021]

once i told a 6 year old that i had finished school and was doing “more school” [university] and she asked “why haven’t you found anyone to marry then”

[byeeyeslikeacat-deactivated2019]

We were at a museum and I was asking for the student discount and my nine year old cousin looks up at me with his eyes wide and says “wait you’re a STUDENT??”

[meelothemanly]

I used to babysit these three kids and the eldest who was around 11 at the time was talking about how adults are boring and when I told him I was an adult he said, “That’s not true, you’re my age”

[cractasticdispatches]

our aunt teaches and she has this story about a little girl who really was always pretty quiet in class and then on the final day of kindergarten she just up and stated ‘i’m all teached now. i don’t need to be teached anymore. i’m done of being teached.’

[zenpencils]

FRIDA KAHLO: Strange Like Me