[goodwillgoldhoops]

POV: we are on MySpace and this is the music I’m listening to

[sexchangedotcom]

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

[goodwillgoldhoops]

Visiting my favorite site (reciprocating engine wiki) at my favorite place (local bar)

[dajo42]

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

[goodwillgoldhoops]

Yeah girl I know

[irreparableteacup]

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

[lakevida]

ok well if i can be vulnerable with you for a moment theres a hole in the floor at work and i dont know if it drains to anywhere but i do know ive been pouring old coffee down it for about three weeks now

[lakevida]

a coworker saw me do it today and her expression was unreadable

[goodwillgoldhoops]

Frog of war? Maybe?

[goodwillgoldhoops]

In the 21st century Freud would have written about Jacob’s ladder envy

[goodwillgoldhoops]

OH I realized that I never announced I’m an f1 person now. Did u know they made a whole sport for European twinks

[goodwillgoldhoops]

Freaking crap I just realized I’m the same person I was in high school and I’m the same person I will be when I’m 30 and 50 and every other age just compounded and worse but better too

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[villainessbian]

flour before milk smooth like silk. milk before flour they flew a plane into the second tower

[goodwillgoldhoops]

Trying to watch the new gay hockey show but so intensely distracted by the actor smoking a non lit cigarette in the literal opening scene

[1esbian]

[goodwillgoldhoops]

good things DO happen to good people!

[memewhore]