THE BESTEST HERO OF GOO(d)

Your friendly, neighborhood goo guardian! I am both super duper and sciency. [Independent League RP blog.]

[gooiestchampion]

"Excuse me, I think you dropped something." Twitch would chuckle, holding out a potion bottle from the rift, filled not with a salve but with goo he'd obtained during a match.

"Oh, heh, thanks!" Zac says. 

If anyone has ever wondered about the possibility of a goo monster blushing, well… there you go. He gladly takes the bottle and empties the contents out. The blob rejoins him, beefing him up just a tad and making him a little taller.

Zac offers the jar back with a large grin. “You’re the best, buddy.”

[lookwhatthepipeswashedin-deacti]

"You’re welcome." Twitch would return the grin, taking the jar back from Zac, before stashing it in a pocket. "Where does all of your goo even go after each match, anyway? There was way more than just this when I got it."

[gooiestchampion]

"Usually it crawls back to me. Sometimes that takes a few days." Zac's shoulder wiggles and breaks off a small piece. It shimmies down his arm and then continuously bounces in his palm. "At those points I kinda feel spaced out or just-" He rubs his chin. "Separate, you know? Like I'm missing part of my bicep, pecs, gluts... etc. Really important parts."

The little blob rejoins the whole package. Zac proceeds to flex. "But I think it's all come back now! Really, thanks again."

[gooiestchampion]

"Zaunite Amorphous Combatant... or would you prefer if I called you Zac?" the humanoid Voidborn approaches the green goo giant, straightening out the white sleeves of his shirt and his purple vest. He tilted his glasses up along his nose to get a better glance at Zac again. "It's an honor to meet you, I have to say."

"Zac's fine!"

The goo rubs his chin. Many people would guess zany awesome champion at first.

He offers his hand for a firm shake. If it's met, his arm squiggles as he moves. "Nice to meet you too! What brings you around here?"

In the forest on a dirt path, presumably.

[gooiestchampion]

(( I'll try to do at least one drawn reply a day from now on! Sorry to everyone waiting on me. ; ; ))

[gooiestchampion]

"Excuse me, I think you dropped something." Twitch would chuckle, holding out a potion bottle from the rift, filled not with a salve but with goo he'd obtained during a match.

"Oh, heh, thanks!" Zac says. 

If anyone has ever wondered about the possibility of a goo monster blushing, well... there you go. He gladly takes the bottle and empties the contents out. The blob rejoins him, beefing him up just a tad and making him a little taller.

Zac offers the jar back with a large grin. "You're the best, buddy."

[inboxideas]

Meeting Memes!

For characters who haven’t met mine yet, or those looking for AU introductions, send me one:

"Do you mind?"

"Excuse me, I think you dropped something."

"Do you have the time?"

"Hey! I’m walking here!"

"Can you spare a moment to talk about our lord and savior?"

"Can I use your bathroom?"

"Do you have a phone I could use?"

"Hey! Oh, sorry… thought you were someone else."

"Spare change?"

"Do I… know you from somewhere?"

"Are you lost?"

"Are you my mummy?"

"Quick, no time to explain! Run!"

"Can I buy you a drink?"

"Want to buy me a drink?"

"Watch where you’re going!"

"I’m lost."

[icathianpredator]

[icathianpredator]

He had it good so far, a nice meal and a victory nothing horrible could actually happen, but of course that what happen when you hang around the institute for too long. Champions and summoner were occasionally draw to him. He didn’t appreciate so much attention, one pair of eyes was already enough during a whole phase on the rift. 

Turning his head at the question he could only squinted at the tanky jungler. “I prefer meat over all as a main dish but I have yet to try the desert…” he replied half amused. 

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[gooiestchampion]

Zac can't help but sweat. Hopefully it's not too noticeable. At the very least,he maintains his heroic stature. Big? Check. Muscly? Check. Gooey? Ch-ch-check.

"I'm probably more toxic than delicious." Zac laughs weakly. He pauses and rubs his chin, lifting his hand into the air a moment later. "And I'd wiggle all the way down! That'd be unsavory." 

He forces out another laugh. It almost sounds convincing. He leans against a nearby tree and cross his arms over his chest. "Um, so hanging out in the jungle is fun."

[gooiestchampion]

athenafire replied to your photo “Merry everything that’s celebratable!  I’m the Jolly Ol’ Zac and I...”

Intense need to hug it.

"Go ahead! But be careful. This stomach makes bouncing away far more likely."

[gooiestchampion]

Merry everything that's celebratable! 

I'm the Jolly Ol' Zac and I come bearing goo and seasons tidings. Have a great day and enjoy the sights, eh? Heheheheheh.

[gooiestchampion]

CP: you certainly are always bouncing around the place. Next time please try to avoid landing on somones mail theey had just dropped. (hope this is alright for a starter.

( It’s just fine! No worries - and, really, thanks for sending it in. c: )

Zac pauses to look over his body. Sure enough a few envelops are engulfed by his gooey form - specifically his stomach, calves, and butt. "Oops!" His smiles awkwardly and causes convulsions throughout his body. The letters get caught in them, flowing up towards and out of his mouth. They land in his palms. He hands them over. "Sorry about that. I hope they’re not too damp."

[ask-animaniacsfandom]

CP:… Well I was hoping you would have some info because my well of blackmail towards the people who are suspected of doing this is less than impressive. If I had more I would be able to strongarm  the info out of them.  *he sighs and massages his head, this was gonna be a long and hard challenge. it had taken him months to get his first lead on one of the busts, and now they seemed to be pulling their losses. He was worried if he didn’t hurry the hell up someone was going to pull the plug on operations and simply kill all the victims.*

CP: Well thanks for the offer, and I will let you know. But chances are I may not be able to find out in time.

[gooiestchampion]

"I wish I did." Zac said.

Especially to avoid the whole blackmailing business. It is a bit worrying, but not all around distasteful. At least it's for a good cause.  The goo crosses his arms and gestures to CP. "How about I help in the meantime to? If you've got places to look, I can get to where you usually couldn't reach."

[gooiestchampion]

Zac retrieves the item, winds up his arm, and lets it rip.

The model plane flies. “Wow, that’s some treasure you found!”

It falls and Zac readies himself to catch it, once again winding up and lashing out his hand to snag it from the air. He hands it back to Twitch with a smile. “Here you go.”

[rat-of-the-sewers-blog]

Twitch held out his hands and retrieved the model plane from Zac. “Thanks. I honestly didn’t think it would fly.” he stated. “I found this in a box filled with stuff that was supposedly defective, so to find that this works is a shock to me.”

[gooiestchampion]

Zac laughs. "You're welcome! Maybe because it's a bit more like a rocket?"

He rubs his chin as he gives it a look over. "Either way, it looks incredibly realistic. You think whoever it would've at least been kept as a trophy. But eh, it's yours now!"

[gooiestchampion]

CP: you certainly are always bouncing around the place. Next time please try to avoid landing on somones mail theey had just dropped. (hope this is alright for a starter.

( It’s just fine! No worries - and, really, thanks for sending it in. c: )

Zac pauses to look over his body. Sure enough a few envelops are engulfed by his gooey form - specifically his stomach, calves, and butt. "Oops!" His smiles awkwardly and causes convulsions throughout his body. The letters get caught in them, flowing up towards and out of his mouth. They land in his palms. He hands them over. "Sorry about that. I hope they’re not too damp."

[ask-animaniacsfandom]

CP:….. That makes far more sense than what I had imagined. That could have been weird. And they are probably better than my parents. Or parent. No matter. I am quite curious now. IF you are the product of an experiment, that means you may be able to provide me with important info. People have been going missing. PEople who have… Gifts. Unnatural gifts. I have busted several slave rings, but I have yet to find where they would be taking them. Any ideas as to where they could be? *he didn’t assume that he was the one who did it, or was associated with them, but he had been deceived before. Pluss he needed to ask this, his leads were running dry*

[gooiestchampion]

The statement 'that could've been weird' earns a sage nod from the goo. It could've gotten to obsessed fan levels of weird.

Zac is taken aback by the questions. It certainly doesn't hurt to question people when others' livelihood is at stake, but- "Sadly, I don't know anything about that. I haven't been in contact with any organizations since I was rescued as a little blob. If you find out anything, let me know. I'll help you make heads roll."

The goo balls his hand into a fist and smacks it into his other palm for emphasis. 

[rat-of-the-sewers-blog]

"Yep! Found a lot of great stuff just the other day."

[gooiestchampion]

"Oooooo, anything aerodynamic?"

It becomes clear that Zac loves to make treasure fly. Sharing with the sky is a good way to let it know it’s beautiful, after all.

[gooiestchampion]

"Hmm…I don’t know. Let me check really quick." Twitch stated, running off to his collection of loot before returning with a small model of some kind of aircraft. "There is this, but I don’t know if it’s aerodynamic."

Zac retrieves the item, winds up his arm, and lets it rip.

The model plane flies. "Wow, that's some treasure you found!"

It falls and Zac readies himself to catch it, once again winding up and lashing out his hand to snag it from the air. He hands it back to Twitch with a smile. "Here you go."

[gooiestchampion]

(( Sorry for being late with those last few posts! I got wrapped up in doing Christmas sketches. >>;

I'm here and ready to blob now! ))

[gooiestchampion]

"1 .... 2.... 3.... BLOB!"

Zac squishes himself into a circular blob and bounces reaaaaaaally high. Gravity dunks him back to the groud, where he unfurls into his usual, gooey self. His form goes crazy, rearranging his muscles until he brings his arms up for a flex.

A grin comes to his face. “How’d I do?”

[sparklyguidinglight-deactivated]

Lux clapped enthusiastically before giving him a thumbs up, “Magnificently,” she answered him, “10 out of 10, Zac. Good one.” She praised, returning the grin. She tilted her head up, her head already measuring and memorizing the height and speed. 

"That was like … 36 feet high you know, maybe a little more," She informed him, "Simply amazing!" 

[gooiestchampion]

Zac places an arm before his stomach and bows. His dangly head tail slips over the top. When he stands, it drapes down his chest. "Thank you! You're too kind.~"

The goo places a finger to his goofy smile and glances to where Lux is looking. "Oh, I think that's a new record! Another height to trump all the same though, hm?"

[rat-of-the-sewers-blog]

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"Zac!"

[gooiestchampion]

"Twitch! How’ve you been? Found any good loot lately?"

[rat-of-the-sewers-blog]

"Yep! Found a lot of great stuff just the other day."

[gooiestchampion]

"Oooooo, anything aerodynamic?"

It becomes clear that Zac loves to make treasure fly. Sharing with the sky is a good way to let it know it's beautiful, after all.

[gooiestchampion]

CP: you certainly are always bouncing around the place. Next time please try to avoid landing on somones mail theey had just dropped. (hope this is alright for a starter.

( It’s just fine! No worries - and, really, thanks for sending it in. c: )

Zac pauses to look over his body. Sure enough a few envelops are engulfed by his gooey form - specifically his stomach, calves, and butt. "Oops!" His smiles awkwardly and causes convulsions throughout his body. The letters get caught in them, flowing up towards and out of his mouth. They land in his palms. He hands them over. "Sorry about that. I hope they’re not too damp."

[ask-animaniacsfandom]

CP: Wellit is a thought. though in all honesty, I think I will just stick with my body as is…. hmm perhaps I could make dy.. Wait w.. P.. P .. pppp P PARENTS!? *he was honeslty flabbergasted How. Who? Where? Was it a ive seen enough hentai moment? Did someone think it would be okay to stick theer  you know who in goo? The curiosity of what could have been done was perplexing. THough, his mind was still simply trying to process the fact that this slime man had parents. Normally he would know something like this, having kept tabs on all zauninan champions, but zac was actually a stand up being so he had left most of his past unchecked.

[gooiestchampion]

"Yeah, parents!" Zac smiles - then proceeds to shrug. "Not traditional parents mind you, but they're good folks." Ones he typically tries to protect. Mentioning them was probably a bad move, given what happened in the past. The goo visibly "hm"s - with squinted eyes and an contemplative expression - then gestures towards himself. "I'm a product of pure science, if that's what you're wondering. One of a kind instead of third in line."

'Heh.'

[gooiestchampion]

You're the first slime I've seen that can talk, or doesn't consume flesh. How peculiar.

"Am I also the first to be certified manly?"

Zac mock-flexes, dropping the act a moment later - especially if he earns a disapproving or distant look because of it.

"But hrm, I wonder what the stories behind those fellow are." Perhaps other secret weapons? Hmmm... "In any case, it's nice to meet you. I'm Zac!"