Hooo(ckey), boy

Sideblog for my hockey sins. Mainly Stars and Pens, but also pretty much anyone/thing that tickles my fancy. Timezoneally challenged 🇦🇹 Main is @maestad

[exyrpf]

How about…cellies set to Electric Love? It’s for the dopamine, your honour, the rituals are just too damn intricate.

[gerbilgames]

the hearts in their eyes

[toffcake]

canada vs slovakia ... iihf world championship 2025 ... 17.05.2025

[nowitsturbo]

girldad! girldad!

[stereax]

[graves-makar]

me, every year: I swear the trade deadline wasn't this crazy last year

[sportsthoughts]

Thank you, Jake Guentzel

[cr0sby-87]

Wallpaper found on pens Instagram

(All credit to them)

[goondula]

Siri, how to forget that I ever cheered for the Pens?

[intheupside]

[hunterrrs]

speak your truth danny <3

meanwhile sid diagnosed as suffering from empty nest syndrome

[idontlikeem]

man has this been a challenging season to be a pens fan. this trade, in the room getting canceled, practically no fan engagement content at ALL anymore from the social media team, and all of that isn't even made up with by on-ice stuff because they look fucking miserable out there and the coaches insist on killing the vibes even further with whatever the fuck is going on with the power play.

i'm sorry i try not to be such a pessimist in public like this but everything feels like it's going wrong right now, in a pretty spectacular way, and it's a real fucking bummer.

[hearty-an0n]

maybe they’re playing so bad because of EMOTIONAL DISTRESS!!!! ever think of that??

[sportsthoughts]

long live jakey

[ticklefighthockey]

[muffled sobbing]

[goondula]

Back when I started watching the NHL the Pens were a stable, chill, reliable team and the Stars were chaos goblins that couldn’t get their shit together. Idk how to adjust to this new situation, I’m getting emotional whiplash out here guys

[martyrbat]

is he ok...