yaoi warlock >:3c

23 yr old disabled menace and the biggest bruce wayne defender | it/xe, TME | please feel free to add my IDs to your original posts for accessibility! credit isnt required & dm me if you need an ID made

[martyrbat]

[ID: Batman entirely cloaked in shadow and reaching forward through the grey smoke wisps that surround him. Only his silhouette is visible as his cowl lenses glow bright red. Over him is white text that reads, ‘let's take ibuprofen together’. END ID]

[martyrbat]

[ID: the same photo but the text now reads, ‘let's take acetaminophen together’. END ID]

[eclecticopposition]

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

[martyrbat]

batman #105

[martyrbat]

[ID: Bruce Wayne and Minhkhoa Khan breaking up in the rain. Bruce is in normal civilian clothes while Khoa has a white cloak on and a mask that hides his eyes. Khoa persuades, “We'll start in a small city in Southeast Asia, and systematically dismantle its criminal underworld. Out all the corrupt politicians. And then we'll go to the next, and the next. We'll build a high-tech base of operations that moves with us. We'll live well off the coffers of the gangs we dismantle. We'll expand from there. In time, maybe we could even tackle a city like Gotham. Not like boys, but like men at the peak of our skills.” Bruce simply tells him, “No.” Minhkhoa points an accusatory finger at him as his angry response has been edited to be a post by @/egirlbutternubs that reads, “But babe you love being gaslit.” END ID]

[martyrbat]

[ID: a panel of Bruce Wayne with his fuzzy tits out and cowl on. He (pathetically) requests, “Don't leave Gotham. Stay. Help me make it better.” Minhkhoa Khan is shown in a close-up as his speech bubble has been edited to be a Tumblr post by @/dotjade. The post reads: ‘put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time’. END ID]

[martyrbat]

sorry but im still just thinking about how batman 105 (aka the comic where bruce gets his tits out and asks khoa to stay) begins with them having a sloppy breakup in the rain and khoa offering bruce to travel and save the world together, they'll live lavishly and gather resources. and then MAYBE they can tackle gotham together. hes trying to convince bruce to stay and that hes going to get himself killed because of his stupid bleeding heart and how he blames himself for every loss. that together they can conquer so much more. and bruce responds by calling him broken and telling him he's angry that bruce is always going to care about the people he saves. he's still determined to go, still choosing gotham over his best (and only) friend.

but he tells him this as theyre in the rain and khoa is still trying to convince bruce to change his mind despite the plane being there and knowing that bruce wont. bruce is one of the only people thats seen his face and knows his name, the only person that truly knows him—yet all those years they spent together still isn't as important as that vow bruce took as a mourning 8 year old boy. so he demands for bruce to never say his name again—he doesn't get that right or the one to see his face ever again. and bruce still doesnt change his mind, leaving khoa behind without so much as a glance behind him.

while batman annual 2021 is khoa bragging about his greatest feat—taking down madame midas, the woman who laughed as his mother was killed and as her father strong-armed his father's independent business. he doesn't tell bruce this but it still ends with bruce pointing out there has to be a reason he cared and spent so long on it. khoa denies it, of course, repeating back what he tells himself constantly. he doesnt care about anything (and, by extension, about anyone). but the comic literally just showed us, the reader, between those two pages that this isnt true! he had a personal motive, he recired back the words she told him all those years again! but after khoa says he doesnt care about anything is the first time on panel that bruce calls him khoa again (as far as i remember :p)

but then khoa is suddenly changing the topic!! not allowing bruce to continue, not even acknowledging the name or all the years it nust have been between the last time someone called him that—the last time BRUCE called him that. and its only after the accusation of khoa caring like how he does—of khoa not being ‘broken’ like how he said the last time he attempted to use that name!! AND that this is their last chronical interaction (on panel) before khoa is the one leaving bruce behind to train bao...

im sure bruce used it off panel before this (and it was probably during sloppy old man sex) but this being it on paper has been making me go >:3c!!!!

[belovedgamers]

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

[vileengine]

i actually did draft a bunch of abortion jokes but ultimately decided not to keep them

[martyrbat]

*comic panel of dick grayson being incredibly ableist towards barbara*

all the tags: haha love him hes soo sassy xD

[martyrbat]

[ID: video is a screen recording that starts on my home screen, the wallpaper being Batman shown from behind and on his knees as he's dying in a hedge maze. Above a Firefox search bar is a shortcut to a tab thats labeled 'dick grayson shot' which does in fact open the page to a panel of him getting shot in the head. END ID]

re my tags on my lrb i cannot stress enough how serious i am. i have that panel saved to my home screen and as a pinned tab on my laptop just to have quick access when he pisses me off

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[modelsof-color]

Anok Yai for Gucci Monte Carlo 2026 Campaign

[greelin]

taking sleeping meds then not sleeping really will have you like this

[pansyfemme]

you try to give me head under my desk but im a clumsy beadwork artist and im just dropping beads on you over and over

[pansyfemme]

trying to give head under the desk to a leatherworker but they just keep pounding the desk above me with a mallet and its scary and everything is shaking

[martyrbat]

breaking the cycle to start a new even more fucked up version #mycycle

[fungalfaggot]

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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[swagophile]

not enough love going around for Loser Girl With Glasses can we get some more love going around for all the girls with greasy unwashed hair and glasses that are all fogged up and smudgy because her skins oily and she still hasnt taken a shower yet. lets give her some love too. please

[swagophile]

we all love the hot girl with glasses who has boobs, i love her, you love her, i get it, but if you really care about girl with glasses you have to love the weird creepy girl with glasses who doesnt know how to dress correctly too. her body is weird. she has a weird body. you have to love it anyways. this is an order