Goose! :3

Hi! You can call me Goose or Shoes as i feel like thats a consistent name that i use online :) — pronouns: any :) — gender: girl? Maybe? Sure? — trans: the only correct choice

[kngshxt-deactivated20180831]

i am not a hint taker. u need to speak up.

[lactose-tolarant]

i am way too excited about art fight man

[lactose-tolarant]

3 hours of sleep 💔

[lactose-tolarant]

I DID SLEEP !!!!!!! FOR THREE HOURS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goose-shoes]

Sleep more dummy

[lactose-tolarant]

nuh uh

[goose-shoes]

Yuh huh

[lactose-tolarant]

👊💥👊💥👊💥

[goose-shoes]

OW OW OW

[lactose-tolarant]

i am way too excited about art fight man

[lactose-tolarant]

3 hours of sleep 💔

[lactose-tolarant]

I DID SLEEP !!!!!!! FOR THREE HOURS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goose-shoes]

Sleep more dummy

[lactose-tolarant]

nuh uh

[goose-shoes]

Yuh huh

[lactose-tolarant]

i am way too excited about art fight man

[lactose-tolarant]

3 hours of sleep 💔

[lactose-tolarant]

I DID SLEEP !!!!!!! FOR THREE HOURS !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[goose-shoes]

Sleep more dummy

[lactose-tolarant]

i am way too excited about art fight man

[lactose-tolarant]

3 hours of sleep 💔

[macaquinhoverde]

[woman-becomer]

I love this. work smarber not Harbor

[rampagerslife]

i repeat, Not Harbor

[woman-becomer]

very true this is No Harbor. it is dry land with no warber

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

[mousegirlheart]

im not sorry. ill do it again. ive got a taste for it now.

[winged-void]

Impudence is like the perfect princess word. you're impudent. my maid is impudent. Cease this impudence! the princess tongue was made to say words such as this.

[princncess2]

[aropride]

why the fuck would i want firefox to summarize my gay sex bedtime story for me

[sourcreammachine]

[segamascott]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

[teaboot]

One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.

The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.

Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.

I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so good drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.

Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.

"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."

"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."

"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"

Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off

[filmphotofranz]

[kaban-bang]

[foxciferous]

[ruffboi-mags]

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

[movebackintime]

https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

Here ya go

[laziestgirlintown]

In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid putrescence, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody

[draconym]

[draconym]

great work everyone hit the bathhouse

[my-dailydreams]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]