Gopissgxrl

He/They. Queer. San Diego & I'm mostly here to laugh at stuff—probably using this as a distraction from something

[sticksandsharks]

Danse Macabre & Danse Mystique

[leninisms]

“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.

[leninisms]

i posted it and then i heard it

[pptiny]

Im gonna derail.

This Is my cat. His name is Squirt.

Squirt supremacy.

[leninisms]

SQUIRT SUPREMACY!!!

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

[thegingerpowers]

[glendathegoodone]

Sounds like a plan!

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

As an asexual I kind of feel like ace inclusion into the LGBTQ+ community is like making a church for atheists. Its like, thanks but I want nothing to do with you gorgeous and yet woefully misguided sluts.

is the pièce de résistance here the atheistic ego-stroking mentality of "kek we are so much smarter than religious people" or calling gay people sluts without a shred of irony

[cloudfreed]

it’s the using an inclusive acronym and then comparing the community to churches for me

[weaver-z]

Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle

[weaver-z]

The reading comprehension on this website……….

[st4lker-deactivated20200823]

i love stupid people more than anything ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[tchaikovskaya]

this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀

[whitepeopletwitter]

[neko-manta]

[tuberousroot]

they are friends <3

[circespigfarm]

[crittizen]

The look on her face when she realizes

[aegri-somnia-vana]

Here’s what they said if you didn’t understand-

Interviewer: What do you think about starting an initiative on campus here at UK, to be more inclusive to women who have penises? So we can put urinals in the womens restroom for them.

Student: Sounds fantastic.

Interviewer: Oh, does it?

Student: Yeah.

Interviewer: What about- Let’s take it one step closer, y'know more- for inclusivity here on campus, but free tampons and pads in the mens restroom for men who have periods?

Student: Sounds great.

Interviewer: Ok- You dont see anything wrong with those statements?

Student: No.

Interviewer: What men do you know with periods?

Student: I generally use- ones like in Willy T* have pads, I use them pretty often.

*(Willy T is the college nickname for their library I’ve heard.)

[babyanimalgifs]

Cosy Couple 

(via)

[baylyss]

Oh! My! Fucking! God! 💗💞💕❣️💝💖

[frikiskrew]

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

Im so obsessed with the fact gibbons have the gayest stance in the animal kingdom.

[megoosa]

is he… yknow…

[twitblr]

[birdblogwhichisforbirds-deactiv]

Two more weeks of gender!

[officialskylerwhitestan-deactiv]

[thesassyducks]

THIS IS HOW I’M TRYNA BE IN THE FUTURE

[cutepetclub]

[anxietyproblem]

[jehovahhthickness]

You right. It does sound fake.

[thenatsdorf]

Nap time. (via cookiecat.herine)

[teatops]

@no-one-told-you-life-was-gay

[grrlcookery]

meew

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[megan-renee]

that’s how it is