im not the one free man

but I totally am him actually || ask/rp blog for Gordon “PC” freeman from @bluescreen-barney || Current au: normal/slime rancher au || only one rule don’t send nsfw shit or I’ll gut you thanks

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slimes

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yes...

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yesssss

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YES

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THE CITRUS

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Hey combine I think one of your city scanners is busted, it scanned me and all it said was “awesome tits detected”. Like it’s right and thank you but is it supposed to say that

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15th of March any of my friends wanna gang up and stab me so I can die dramatically in someone’s arms

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offer still open

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the combine hate me because of my rebellious actions but also my awesome tits

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BTW this is what all my google search sprees are like. just so you guys know

[silverandspessartine]

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lemos

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citrss….

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lemos

[chubbyangel666]

*uses my titties for evil*

[tauforged]

best gif in the universe

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me when i’m wriggling

[kazoracht]

Wigglin' Wednesday

[tauforged]

WELCOME TO

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year of him.

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wiggling wednesday

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wiggling

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i forgor....

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Mwah! -🌷

:) thank you 🧡

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someone kiss me

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Beebo

[gordo-feem]

Oh honey.. You can have gun heels, maybe you can ask someone like King, I bet he's flexible. -🌷

king is flexible but he would forget he has them,,,

[buildacatboy]

hi this is bee here

[gordo-feem]

bayonetta gun hesls. heels