Professor Prostate

27 - MIT Grad - Harbinger of the Apocalypse - PhD of Theoretical Physics - Coffee Lover

[gordonballs]

gordon grows weary

for he has knowledge to impart upon this bleak world.... and no voice to speak it with.....

[barneysballsoffire]

PUSSY SO GLUED SHUT I HAD TO WRENCH IT OPEN WITH A CROWBAR

[gordonballs]

penis so crowbar call that pussy a vortigaunt the way i crowbar its fucking head in and kill it. with my crobar

[barneysballsoffire]

BARNY"S SUMMER CHOICE AWARDS

what is YOUR favbarite FIRE moment here on tjhe BLARNET? 😁

I will fill out this client response form. In ways I AM LIABLE TO INFORMATION

This One...

Voting ended onJun 7, 2024

[gordonballs]

none. i hate all of them. my heart is filled with nothing but hate.

[gordonballs]

hey guys. wanna see something cool

[gordonballs]

i want alan wake in a sinister way

[barneysballsoffire]

mm mm MM!!!im licking my lips rn.

[barneysballsoffire]

Please bleive me.im telling the truth I AM I AM I AM!!!

[gordonballs]

licking your lips rn. MMMMMM

[barneysballsoffire]

eeYAAAAAAAIIIIIIOOOUUUUGHY!

[gordonballs]

shut up. im busy.

[barneysballsoffire]

mm mm MM!!!im licking my lips rn.

[barneysballsoffire]

Please bleive me.im telling the truth I AM I AM I AM!!!

[gordonballs]

licking your lips rn. MMMMMM

[gordonballs]

i havent had an iced chai latte with almond milk in like 3 days im gonna gouge my eyes out whats even the point man

[gordonballs]

i hate women

[gordonballs]

im just a man with itchy nuts and a degree in theoretical physics

[gordonballs]

DEAR DIARY

i wish that barney calhoun piece of shit would take the fucking hint i dont want any of his shitty ass piss water beer

[gordonballs]

ive never been hornier in my life

[roosterm3attrash]

Too bad they cut off your penis :(

Hope it will regrow soon

[gordonballs]

dont worry i had a spare its fine

[gordonballs]

ive never been hornier in my life

[gordonballs]

that alyx chick is pretty hot…… should i shoot my shot?? gulp…. i dunno…. shes way out of my league……. tugs shirt collar… sweats… im just a nerd…… cries

[barneysballsoffire]

HURRY!

[gordonballs]

*yaaawwn* just five more minutes……

[barneysballsoffire]

WAKE ! THE FUCK!

UUPPP!!!!!

[gordonballs]

snore mimimi…,., sore nmimknimi…. snooem…

[barneysballsoffire]

GIRDIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gordonballs]

erm, thats DOCTOR, to you

[barneysballsoffire]

NAH YOU MY G-ZIZZLE TO MY FREEWIZZLE SIZZLE !

[gordonballs]

are your doors locked?

[gordonballs]

i need boobs in my face NOW!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!

[barneysballsoffire]

HURRY!

[gordonballs]

*yaaawwn* just five more minutes……

[barneysballsoffire]

WAKE ! THE FUCK!

UUPPP!!!!!

[gordonballs]

snore mimimi…,., sore nmimknimi…. snooem…

[barneysballsoffire]

GIRDIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gordonballs]

erm, thats DOCTOR, to you