Undeniably Lame

I’m a Hufflepuff, but otherwise kind of lame. 🌸instagram: @schrutes.beet.farm

[afeelgoodblog]

Sumo wrestlers in a sunflower field for some reason.

[hellsite-yano]

kings

[chiripepe]

KINGS

[mysharona1987]

[avianawareness]

Jazzly Bear SanGra

[becausebirds]

There is an imposter in our midst.

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[fukkce]

LORD, PLEASEEEEEEE

[ckmcmxcvi]

i hollered

[anxietyproblem]

[lesbianlinkle-moved]

[depsidase]

[space-ace-in-the-space-race]

We call musicals unrealistic because people randomly burst into song but I’ve been home alone for like 3 days and I start singing about what I’m doing every 5 minutes

[tacomel420]

singing in musicals: *perfect harmonies* we’re all in this together!

singing to myself: *one note only* heating up some soup! heating up some soup! ya put it in the microwave and watch it spin around!

[thebeanestbad]

[vaspim-deactivated20131011]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

when your clothes order arrives and everything looks great and you don’t have to return anything 

[kaphro]

[argumate]

oh yeah well what if trains entering tunnels didn’t symbolise sex, in fact what if sex symbolised railway engineering, how about that huh

[badeliz]

everything is about sex, except sex, which is about trains

[heavensghost]

But I can put it down in the pleasure of your company 🦋

(Taken from my Journal)

[alisonzai]

[zygoats-deactivated20140731]

one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and bagels in a blender to see if i could make a bagel smoothie and when my dad asked why i was putting bagels in the blender at 2 in the morning and I just started crying hysterically

[memegod]

[catchymemes]