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I very rarely take off my ace ring, and when I do there's always a specific reason, so I like to joke that anything I do without it is "sexual style." Like this morning I was in a work meeting and it kept clinking against my coffee mug, and since I didn't want to be a disturbance, I took it off and drank my coffee sexual style. Doing the dishes? Sexual style. Dyeing my hair? Sexual style. Playing Mario Kart 7? (It rubs up against my 3ds weird) Sexual style.

haunted-skitty-doll

When I get married the "divorce style" jokes are gonna go so hard

haunted-skitty-doll

Last night I went mothing but I showered beforehand and somehow completely forgot to put my ace ring back on (I never forget that??) so I must be honest, I was looking at those moths with lust in my heart

myth-myth-yeth

non-poisonous, so you’re ok

berkeleygirl3

yuriwinged

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

heydocverdant

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

illmoraineakoi

I love the insinuation that the second the princess realized she was a girl and thus actually a princess, the dragon was there. That thing wasted no time. It heard "princess" and was like "I need no further invitation, here I come."

Gender affirmed by Dragon. Amazing.

heydocverdant

pretty sure you’re literally the only person who understood my vision on this accursed post

knight--error

why is everything a dead wife to you people.

fangorn-forest

my dead skateboarding cousin

woolandflax

Memento Throckmori

dougwalkerofficial

I Created This Blog in 2017 And I Forgot To Post This Picture For The Tenth Anniversary. I Didn't Remember.

dougwalkerofficial

All You Fucking People Do Is Disrespect Me

autistic-reptile

sorry I saw a post about AAVE and got fired up and had to make this

soanywayimscreaming

Yes! Yes! Yes!

fortuna-majoris

Also include all accents.

Like the way people exaggerate the 'Indian accent' is so horribly racist

sunshinetomorrow

indian english is actually its own fully robust dialect of english, over 250 million people in india speak english and the language has been used for official communication in india for over 150 years. it has its own phonological rules and unique vocabulary!

other "accents" like mexican-american english are also full dialects with native speakers, and not just by people who haven't fully learned english as people often assume. but india is literally the country with the second most english speakers in the world!

merlinmay

broke: grocky is bad bc Rocky’s cheating on Adrian

woke: Rocky decides not to out of respect for Adrian and as soon as they land Adrian’s like fuck you mean you turned down the hot alien you fucking idiot

k1tty-wh1te

headspace-hotel

Seems legit

vintage-tigre

xxlynxrockzxx

"why do transmascs all have names like Elliot Liam or Alex and nothing cool!!"

because you bullied us out of the cool name

every joke you guys make about 2020 kids a Tommy goes back into the closet, every comment you make about neopronouns a kid named Bug who uses Xe/He/It/Pog switches to He/They Milo and never feels comfortable, every joke you make about the freaks from from 2020 and focus on them being Theyfab trenders instead of the fucked up things they did a teenage boy who was about to call himself Swamp online dies

bullying kills, and despite the fact you keep saying that, theres still only Alex Elliott and Robin left and everytime you make a joke about who they used to be instead of how they used to act, a sarah comes back and hates herself

vitariesocks

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

vitariesocks

2 pics. no caption

dragon-in-a-fez

lizbukchoy

me and a friend had a running joke about editing the gif of kermit and christian bale nodding at each other for a number of years, and i found the folder of edits and feel like this is maybe a place for them.