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Gaming, gooning, and lots of shit talking. 18+ Hardcore Eagleone-Leshley fan. Also, this is an anti-Triss zone.

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That’s ten inches SOFT too 😏

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Stole this from Capcom’s Twitter. I will be printing it out in lifesize and taping it to my bedroom ceiling.

EDIT: Is that that fucking spider behind him?? Jeeze! Thankfully I have a mod that turns them all into Thomas the Tank Engine 🙏🏻

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If you know, you know 😏

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Don’t mind if I do!

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I think I would rather have a colonoscopy AWAKE than be part of RE Twitter ship discourse.

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Meccha Chameleon is… yeah. But do I have the GREATEST AND BEST GAMING FRIENDS EVER?! Yes!!

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if leon is standing close to ashley while they're climbing a tall step, he would automatically help her up.

doesn't matter if ashley can totally do it by herself, doesn't matter if he's wasting a bit of your play time, leon still does it bc he fucking wants to ✨ and that's ballerrrr

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Well, it’s been a minute since I’ve gooned—been sick and then on vacation.

What a waste when I have tits 💅🏻

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This isn’t really video game related but Bonnie Blue has been popping up on my TikTok and I think she’s just a giant rage-baiter. Look, there are a few men I would do and let do things to me I’m pretty sure even Jesus Christ wouldn’t forgive—so I get it. But still, no one, especially no one pregnant, can be that depraved.

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Behind the scenes from my Johnny cosplay—I kiss (typo, meant to say “miss” but it fits) this freaking game so much 😩. Johnny’s glorious voice, his tight-ass jeans, the way he brought you to your knees and choked you out—

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Everytime I remember Witcher 1 is getting a remake I get so excited. And then I remember that dumb bitch Triss is the main love interest and I go into an apoplectic rage. And THEN I remember the other love interest is fucking Shani and I just…

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Ever have an inappropriate dream about a cosplayer you follow and now you can’t even look at their posts because you feel like a giant creep??

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It’s Adam Cowie’s birthday! My blog is the most objectifying slop ever, but since we’re talking about a real person, I’m going to keep it PG. Maybe PG13.

God bless this man’s wife (I think he’s married?). That’s all. Obviously he’s way more than just Dante; he’s a model in general and a great photographer. He also seems super chill. I’m gonna stop now.

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Absolutely do not care that he’s just a Wesker clone or whatever, like — give me that infection Daddy 👅.

I would suck on his eyeballs until they came OUT. I would lick his face like it was the antidote to some deadly poison.

Put that cigarette out on me pleaseeeee. And spit in my mouth.

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OMG THEY FINALLY ANNOUNCED IT!!! IT’S HAPPENING!!!!

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I want to do a Yennefer cosplay this year, it’s just…I’m poor. I think I’m gonna start collecting pieces 🤔. And while we’re here, I’ll never forgive Netflix for what they did to The Witcher, but Anya Chalotra was exquisite 🤌🏻. She was so fucking good and she deserved better!

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Eagleone/Leshley post.

I just finished reading @sapphire-weapon’s latest Patreon post and it really gave me new perspective on Leon’s “rejection” of Ashley at the end of RE4make.

(She might not even want me tagging her in my shitty ass blog, but you should def sub to her, she’s really really smart when it comes to RE analysis. It’s almost annoying actually.) Obviously I’m not going to reveal anything from her post but, I think it’s ok to say he’s not rejecting her at all. 😝 take that, deniers of Leshley love.

It got me thinking that it would be almost ridiculous to assume when they got home after RE4make that Ashley and Leon never had any contact again. Whatever your feelings toward them, no one can deny they went through a lot of traumatizing shit together. So a “doing ok?” text and a “yeah, I only have nightmares twice a week now lol” follow up seems like a given. Just casually staying in touch would be the norm.

And then at some point they get married 🥰. Pic by the always brilliant: _verion_k_