If I was on a remix of Perfect Celebrity by Lady Gaga
So I was listening to Perfect Celebrity and I started having a delusional daydream of what I would do on a remix of it and I wanted to share lol. I have ideas for a live performance and for a music video also.
So the first verse would be like how it normally is in the song and but the second verse would be me and I would have kind of the same lyrics but switched up a bit to fit my vibe more anyway here's what I came up with:
You look so hungry, and I look so good
Swallow me whole, you'd do it if you could (maybe would change this one but it's just what I could think of rn lol)
Choke on my flesh, I know it gets you high
Sit in the front row, watch the tr*nnies die (totally forgot to clarify originally that I’m trans so I’m allowed to say this so I edited it LOL SORRY IM NOT A BIGOT I SWEAR)
And then the prechorus is the same and I would sing the 2nd chorus and in the bridge and final chorus we would alternate lines and that's it WOW ok now for the performance idea I had I don't know if it's even technically possible but I think it would be so cool.
Ok so basically the song would start and Lady Gaga would be doing her thing and there would be this big platform thing above her and when she says "find my clone she's asleep on the ceiling" she would point up and I would be hanging upside down from the platform wearing a similar outfit to her. In the chorus there would be some choreo probably idk what tho I'm not a choreographer but I would be doing the choreography upside down from the ceiling somehow.
Then in the little transition to the second verse I would start lowering to the ground and Lady Gaga would go up and switch with me and when we meet in the middle she would pass the mic to me on my way down and I would land on a table with a bunch of fancy plates and shit on it. Then I would start singing my verse and a bunch of backup dancer would come up to me with forks and starting eating my prosthetic edible flesh or something because I sing about that in the verse. Then they would all start "choking" (pretend) and I would climb off the table and serve or whatever.
Then at the beginning of my chorus when the line is "so rip off my face in this photograph" I would rip my actual face off 'cause I would be wearing a prosthetic face or something and I would throw it into the crowd and Lady Gaga would also be wearing one and she'd rip hers off from the upside down platform and we'd do the chorus choreo again and then in the little instrumental part before the bridge we would both start flying around like Pink in that one video and our faces would look so gross.
And then during the final chorus all the back up dancers would start ripping their "faces" off to and I'd also rip my leg skin off like tear away pants and everybody would just be ripping their skin off all over the place and it would be really fun there wouldn't really be choreo for this part but we'd just be jumping around all crazy or whatever but then we'd get back into choreo during the outro instrumental thing of the song and then the crowd would GO WILDDDD OMGGGG SO CRAZYYYYY. Anyway idk if that sounded cool in words but it looks really sick in my head so I just need someone to bring the vision to life lol.
OK SO FOR THE MUSIC VIDEO IT WOULD BE KINDA SIMILAR. My idea is that Lady Gaga would be doing a meet and greet or something during the first verse and people would be super annoying and bothering her and I would be her clone on the ceiling trying to get her to crash out and freak everyone out and eventually I convince her cause during the chorus she rips her face off and traumatizes everyone there and then she would do the choreo from the live performance has a grand ole time.
The second verse is pretty similar to the live performance. A bunch of dumb bigots would be eating at a fancy table and the chefs would raise the silver cover thingies to reveal a bunch of my body parts on the plates and they would start shoving them down their throats but they choke on them because they bit off more than they could chew and then my have eaten body parts come together Frankenstein style and then I would look up and see the Lady Gaga clone with her face ripped off and I'd be like "Oh good idea" and then I'd do the same and do the choreo on the table while they're all choking around me.
And then during the transition to the bridge we would start pulling up the grammys in a limo and we would walk down the red carpet with our faces still ripped off and everyone would be like woah that's wild and then during the bridge when the drums go all crazy we would start ripping other celebrities faces off too and it would be cameo city and super fun and then during the last chorus it would just be a montage of us causing chaos at the grammys including shots of me stealing all the trophies in a huge bag, us doing glambots with our faces ripped off, doing an unhinged acceptance speech while we accept the award for best pop duo for this remix lol, doing makeup touch ups on our skinned faces in the bathroom, photobombing everyone else's photos on the red carpet, etc.
And then it would end with us making our way back to the limo, hopping in, putting our sunglasses on which is funny because we don't have faces or noses to rest the glasses on, and then driving away period.
Anyway I love being delusional and this will definitely never become real but I just had to put it out into the world somehow BUT ALSO YOU NEVER KNOW LADY GAGA HIT ME UP THERE'S STILL TIME BEFORE MAYHEM BALL RIGHT
I also have ideas in my head for a revolving door live performance so maybe I'll type that up another day lol
