hellfucker

[demilypyro]

When I come out of the bathroom at mcdonalds and a blonde girl stares at me a bit too long

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[mevil]

[evilvillain123456789]

TYPO IN AN AMBER ALERT LOL THEY FORGOT THE C IN CHILD ABDUCTION "HILD ABDUCTION"

[goddessoftheblackcoast]

skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania

[daggersdawn]

wonder why it’s called that

[lrgcarter]

This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it’s called Romania because there were once Romans there.

[jncos]

[kookenhakken]

This is a conner omalley character

[cheddar-baby]

*eating a ploughmans lunch* so, how long until it kicks in?

[deeps-repus]

These pickled onions ain't shit

Me 5 minutes later:

[vampsprite]

every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it

[freemediaonline]

#decadesofhair

[grox]

[grox]

Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it

[mirrorbreaks]

More of this please

[mirrorbreaks]

[t3haxo]

wocky slush

[notvoid]

[squeakitties]

[squeakitties]

[lmaonade]

my doggie love to eat pistol 😊

[lmaonade]

some people seem concerned about this. this is my fidget airsoft gun. i got it like 12 years ago to toy with. i have never owned a bb and a bb has never been loading into this thing in it's life. it has been dry fired over 120,000 times. she loves it

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

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