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Hannibal + banned Tumblr tags
Part 2 || Part 3 || Meme
“i could fix him” “i could make him worse” he could fix me
He could make you worse
We could make each other worse <3
hand in unlovable hand
handsome... sharp.. tricky!!
I think what makes Hannigram so special is just...imagine thinking you’re so specifically, offensively weird that no one would ever, ever want you. Then imagine finding someone who thinks that those very same qualities you fear about yourself are beautiful and so fascinating that they hang on every word you say. They can’t get you off their mind. They haunt you and compel you to reach into the parts of yourself you thought were unlovable so that you not only accept those qualities. But you realize through their eyes how incomparably precious you are. Now imagine that no matter how much it scares you, you feel the same way about them.
It's Skyrim's release date anniversary tomorrow, and because playing it was a thing for me and my BFF, tomorrow she's gonna wake up to this on her bedside table
Making sure it looks good
She doesn't know what's coming though she caught me taking a picture of us
She loved it!
It's Skyrim's release date anniversary tomorrow, and because playing it was a thing for me and my BFF, tomorrow she's gonna wake up to this on her bedside table
Making sure it looks good
She doesn't know what's coming though she caught me taking a picture of us
It's Skyrim's release date anniversary tomorrow, and because playing it was a thing for me and my BFF, tomorrow she's gonna wake up to this on her bedside table
Making sure it looks good
It's Skyrim's release date anniversary tomorrow, and because playing it was a thing for me and my BFF, tomorrow she's gonna wake up to this on her bedside table
Happy KyivPride y'all!
W H A T
W H A T
The reason why NBC’s Hannibal found such a huge female audience is because Fuller’s/Mads’ Lecter is not a male power fantasy: he’s a female power fantasy.
He’s not a broody snippy git whose appeal is assumed apriori and who in real life would drive away absolutely everyone he met (e.g. any sad manboy ever trotted out as a lead by Moffat).
He’s not an “aspirational” over-muscled hulk.
He’s not a fighter for ‘truth’ or ‘justice’ for whom bodies are just collateral on his path to heroic self-actualization
This Hannibal is the Head Bitch In Charge.
He is independent to the n-th degree. He lives to please himself and no one else. He is fabulous. He shamelessly geeks out over obscure and refined pastimes and shares them with friends. He is the Queen Bee of his social circle. He takes any excuse to treat himself, but he also has perfect self-discipline: gym is not optional. His time-management skills are superhuman. He can decorate and keep a house like Martha Stewart, hold down several jobs, and practice multiple hobbies daily.
(And what are his hobbies, aside from slaughter? Cooking, foreign languages, drawing, playing musical instruments and composing. And clearly clothes shopping. He is probably on first-name basis with the best tailors and cordwainers in town. Contrast with Will, whose hobbies are stereotypically masculine: fixing motor boats, fishing, playing outside with his dogs.)
Hannibal is not young, but he wears his age gracefully. He regrets nothing, like an embodiment of Piaf’s “Non, rien de rien”. His hair is perfect because he clearly spends time in front of the mirror styling it, not because the show’s producer wanted him to look effortlessly cool (*cough*Sherlock*cough*).
He never, ever loses his temper in public, as if he knows that the world/audience will not fawn over him for trying to assert himself through vulgarity, posturing, or volume - all the typical ways in which men like to hijack and dominate conversations.
He can dispatch a creepy stalker like Franklyn with a single neck twist, with no consequences. A sweet fantasy, indeed. If only real life stalkers were so easy to dispose of.
Hannibal’s victims - those who were not killed in self-defense or as ‘murder presents’ for Will - tend to fall into two categories: other killers who act like *they* are the baddest bitches in town (Gideon, Tobias, the mural guy) and people who disrespect him. Of those, there are surprisingly many. In fact, it seems like the very esteemed pillar of Baltimore society Dr. Lecter goes through life constantly being dissed. This is rather puzzling. Hannibal is a tall good-looking white gentleman who speaks like a professor, dresses like a count, and drives a Bentley that costs more than people’s houses. And yet something about him prompts many people, especially in the service industry, to be rude to him.
But he doesn’t confront these “pigs” (already a gender-loaded term, even though it gets applied to victims of both sexes) in a head-on, macho way. Instead, he bides his time and dispatches his prey through some kind of a sneak attack. His preferred philosophy of fighting is “feminine”: assume your opponent is physically stronger and don’t try to out-muscle them. (Even if his opponent is much smaller and weaker, like Chilton.) Subterfuge, ambush, sedatives - Hannibal wins his fights by fighting on his own terms. Nevertheless, if a man should come at him with a weapon, he defends himself with perfect adroitness: Tobias, Jack, Mason’s henchmen, etc.
Even some aspects of Hannibal’s relationship with Will would make more sense if he were female. In particular the issue of, well, issue. Hannibal is clearly Not Okay with Will having children with anyone but him. This is somewhat odd for a man, especially one who seems to have never wanted kids before this. But it makes sense for a woman just past menopause: fate finally delivered her dream partner, but it’s too late to have a family. And so Hannibal sets up the dominoes for Margot’s pregnancy to be terminated practically as soon as he learns of it. If he can’t have Will’s kids, then no one can. They may be adopted, but they have to be *theirs*.
It also makes sense that when Hannibal discovers Will’s treachery, he goes full Medea on him. Killing the man’s children is common to cultural narratives of wronged women all over the world. It’s often the only leverage they have over the men, the only way they can exact revenge. Hannibal can take much more than Abigail from Will, but she is the only thing he can take that truly matters.
Bonus exercise for the reader: imagine a version of the show where everything is the same, but Hannibal is played by Meryl Streep.
Or even just swap Mads Mikkelsen & Gillian Anderson places. Let her be Hannah Lecter; let him be Dr. Bennett Du Maurier, her wary shrink. Both the characterization and plot still work almost 100%.
I wrote this before season 3, and I just want to point out something that happened on the show afterwards. We saw Hannibal engage in more stereotypical male combat: protracted, hand to hand, with improvised weapons. Once against Jack and once against The Great Red Dragon.
Both times, Hannibal was smaller and physically weaker. In Mizumono, he only got to Jack through cleverness; physically, Jack could throw him around like a rag doll. When they met again in Italy, Jack kicked his ass so thoroughly Hannibal had to save himself by falling out the window and hobbling off. Same with the Red Dragon: had they gone head to head, Hannibal would have been thoroughly pwned.
Bryan Fuller described Hannibal and Will fighting to “two jackals trying to take down a rhinoceros”. He might as well have said “two women trying to take down a man”.
So are you saying that they are a gay couple who is in the same time a lesbian couple
yes.
I love this. It’s a woman’s show in so. many. ways.
For me (apropos of nothing), the scene in Antipasto when Prof. Sogliato humiliates Hannibal is EVERYTHING. In that moment, Sogliato is every dick who name checks a badge at an academic conference and dismisses you with a glance. Who doesn’t take you seriously because you’re ‘just’ a woman. And when he turns around and starts reciting Dante… in that moment, he is me and I am not prepared to get too worked up about Sogliato’s inevitable demise.
#this is fascinating #meta #hannibal #definitely a different perspective #but ever since Javert in BTDATW I’ve loved amz’s perspectives #often different and new but so fitting #I love this one too
holy shit my fandoms are colliding XD thanks @merphslaw
I’ve been thinking about this for a while and it’s interesting when you look at Hannibal’s interactions with the other creeps in the show, he often falls into the woman’s role while they fall into archetype of scumbag guys that harass women.
Franklyn is the “friendzone” guy - he follows Hannibal when he’s shopping, he follows him to the opera, he wants more from their relationship than Hannibal wants to give. He steps over the clear boundaries Hannibal sets. Franklyn has two therapy sessions in Sorbet. Below is their usual seating arrangement. During the second, he tries to force the friend issue again through shared interests and he touches Hannibal (Honestly, it’s amazing that Hannibal didn’t nope the fuck out of there back to Europe when Franklyn called them “cheesefolk”. Anyway, I digress)
This is the seating arrangement in the following session. Hannibal’s moved the chairs so Franklyn can’t touch him.
Tobias is the guy that buys you an unwanted drink and thinks you owe him sex. He turns a terrible musician into a cello and “serenades” Hannibal. He tries to impress him and force a friendship.
Gideon is the co-worker that takes credit for your work and at the same time thinks he has a shot at a date. He’s “peacocking” for the Ripper when he murders the guards. Hannibal, hilariously, is like “nope” and tells the FBI where to find Gideon.
Francis. God, Francis puts Hannibal on a pedestal with the intention of treating him like he treats the mothers in families he murders, he wants to record Hannibal “melding” with the Dragon - just like he does with the mothers.
Each of these creeps end up murdered by Hannibal, through his own hands or by proxy. Female power fantasy indeed.
GUYS OMG OMG
Right so I asked Mads to verify what he’d said about Hugh and fanfic. He then asked me to explain what fanfic was (jfc you’d think he’d know this one by now) and I was a fucking wreck so said I wasn’t going into gory details and said that they were stories and he caught on pretty quick and said ‘oh right right right, those stories! Well as I said yesterday I’m a novice in that respect apart from the ones that Hugh has shown me.’ So I told him that Hugh had denied he read fanfic and Mads laughed and said ‘Oh he’s a liar, of course he does! He always shows them to me.’ So it’s clear that Mads doesn’t really pay attention to the fanfic, he just reads the smut BUT HUGH READS THEM IN THEIR ENTIRETY. GUYS HUGH IS FUCKING HANNIGRAM TRASH TO THE POINT WHERE HE BINGE READS FANFIC. MADS IS AN INNOCENT CINNAMON ROLL IN THAT RESPECT AND HUGH…nope no words. I’m done. This is the end. I JUST TALKED HUGH AND FANFIC TO MADS FUCKING MIKKELSEN WHO CALLED HUGH A LIAR IN THIS REALLY FOND KIND OF WAY AND I AM NOT OK. AND GUYS HE WENT OUT FOR A CIGARETTE MIDWAY THROUGH SIGNING AND CAME BACK ALL APOLOGETIC AND HE HAS A COLD AND KEPT SNEEZING AND SAID HE WAS SORRY IF HE DRIPPED ON US AND OMG I CANNOT.
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD
i want to get in on this hannibal creative event… what God/Character from American Gods could you see Will Graham as?
How about Czernobog and Bielobog? But, like, in their youth? Because of blood and livestock? I was also thinking about Mr Ibis and Mr Jacquel. Because of death and stuff?
Ooohhhh the idea of them running a funeral home together is something I can get down with.
Yeah, that’s what I was thinking! Hannibal could be arranging the dead using his... uh... Artistic Approach.
Can’t wait to see the result! Please tag me once it’s finished so I don’t miss it!
i want to get in on this hannibal creative event… what God/Character from American Gods could you see Will Graham as?
How about Czernobog and Bielobog? But, like, in their youth? Because of blood and livestock? I was also thinking about Mr Ibis and Mr Jacquel. Because of death and stuff?
Will’s house
So I’ve been watching The Handmaid’s Tale, and I guess I saw Will and Molly’s house.
I mean
Look and the walls
and the fireplace
I guess Molly just sold the house. In The Handmaid’s Tale it is supposed to be a safe place. Little do they know!
if you ever feel weird about writing fanfic about tv characters, just remember that hugh dancy writes fanfic about airport carpets.
red-earth-rising
Pretty sure the story is that the site was made by Hugh’s mate, then he started posting his fanfics that he writes himself then got all his family on board. I have found posts by Claire, Claire’s dad, Hugh’s dad, Hugh’s older bro, Hugh’s college classmates, a scriptwriter, movie editor etc…
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this… is somehow even weirder. XD
My evening was fulfilling. And of course Hugh’s Dad, the philosopher, posted the one about Athens airport.
PS. My two favourite Hugh entries: Edinburg via Hugh “In December 2007, the 83 crew and passengers of EasyFlight 147 were lost somewhere between Gates 3 and 4 of the main terminal of EDI. Despite extensive searches in the airport’s washrooms, restaurants and duty-free shops, no trace was found of them. In January 2009, three survivors of the lost flight staggered out into the airport’s main corridor from behind a decorative pot plant. They were clearly in shock, and violently refused to walk upon EDI’s carpet, claiming it was a portal that had thrust them into a horrifying parallel universe from which only three of them had managed to escape.” Shangai via Hugh “The Chinese are like a man who arrives late to a party but brings with him a case of champagne, a box of cigars, and a flock of giggling debutantes. While so many of the world’s airports are ripping up their carpets, China has embraced the medium with under-footed majesty. Witness the modernist masterpiece that is PVG. Its palate - tasteful beiges, muted earth tones, grey blues - and streamlined pattern - seeming to reference the architectural lines of Eero Saarinen, Mies van der Rohe, and Arne Jacobsen - are unashamedly mid-century. But while its influences are undoubtedly European (how fitting for Shanghai, that most international of Chinese cities) the overall feel of the carpet is undeniably Chinese. It is a carpet that knows what it wants, and gets it too.”
When he said at RDC3 that his favourite past time is being absurdist with his friends, he was being 100% honest.
Card decks in the casino Laura works in
They immediately caught my eye.
I want to touch it so much just for feel the pattern.
So after short internet browsing I found a guy who made them, and just look at the cards!
And the box!
Just check out this guy’s website, he has a lot of interesting stuff there.