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you know it's kind of beautiful that, despite all the change the mcyt sphere has gone through in the last few years, all the rebrands, controversies, servers starting and ending, the one pure pillar of constant truth we can rely on is ranboo's twitter fanbase having the equivalent collective intelligence of a jar of pickles

wormy-business

I saw this question posed on tiktok, but I think Tumblr would really enjoy it too.

If a fae creature offered to give one million dollars for a bone chosen at random, how many bones would you allow them to take?

Light clarifications; The fae is not the one choosing the bones. The bone is taken at random. Each bone, no matter the size or importance, is worth a full million dollars. You must also declare the exact number first, you can't go bone-by-bone. You either say 2 or you say 10, you can't work your way up to a higher number. The bones are removed instantaneously, and the money is given immediately as well. You will not get in government trouble for acquiring the money.

How many bones do you give?

NONE MY BONES ARE MINE!!!!

Only one.

2-5

6-10

11-30

31-60

61-99

100-125

126-150

151-175

176+

Just take 'em all

Voting ended onMay 5, 2024

Tell me in the tags/replies how many bones you'd let the fae take. And as always, reblog for bigger sample size.

#i get that the chance is low. but the thought of any of the bones being my pelvis or my fucking skull make it too much of a risk

soupwife

who do you think of first when you hear the name "sebastian"?

sebastian vael (dragon age)

sebastian (stardew valley)

sebastian the crab (the little mermaid)

sebastian stan (real life)

sebastian (the tempest - shakespeare) (liar and/or nerd)

other (how many sebastians are there really)

Voting ended onApr 26, 2024

#the guy from la la land 😔

titsliker

when god closes a door (gothcicle) he opens a window (faggy clubcicle)

razberrypuck

#glad to see gay highschool paid off for him

apollosunn-moved-deactivated202

MUTUALS! JOIN MY DISCORD AND MINECRAFT JAVA SERVER

#no idea if we're mutuals but im always down to craft if we are #ik we've barely interacted if at all so no pressure to add me ofc

cupbot

S10 organic base :D

math-memes

thickness-protection-program

Only the sexiest baddies use Leibniz

vulnerary-prince

I am going to scream everyone is reblogging this like it is just common knowledge I feel like I’m losing my mind

thickness-protection-program

You could say it's... Deriving you crazy :D

vulnerary-prince

#leibniz #sometimes lagrange but only for simple derivatives

ancienttheblackangel

GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

custer-mp3

sister-equalist

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat.

#i used to suck at it but Ive gotten so much better with practice >:D

chiisana-lion

diogenes-2-electric-boogaloo

ooh i have so much time to not work on my computer science homework

blanketforcas

is there an album with 8 songs or more, that you like every track of?

yes! (pls tell me in the tags 👀)

not sure...

almost! (👀)

no :(

Voting ended onApr 12, 2024

#good & evil by tally hall my beloved

poliovaccine-deactivated2025052

which of these skills do you possess

cursive

reading an analog clock

driving a manual/stick shift

sewing/mending

typing

latin

multiple of these

none of these

i’m bald / results

Voting ended onApr 9, 2024

#everything but sewing/latin #but thats what friends are for

Schlatt in the newest chuckle sandwich ep (3:30): Usually when I drink it’s just me sitting on my couch watching hermitcraft. And then bdubs is like “ooh time for another redstone with bdubs” and I’m like “great, dude. Fuck, man.”