Parrot’s Nonsense

side blog of @goshatheparrot on Twitter and Telegram

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why is it always a male character going mad avenging his dead wife and never a female character cradling her dying pure of heart husband in her arms then dragging the whole world down with her

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Isis with Osiris in Egyptian Mythology

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EVERYBODY !! I introduce to you.. The base colors//rendering?? Of two gods that have absolutely gotten their lives SHATTERED by their stupidly jealous brother

Idk what type of lighting I should do but I'll probably do something less contrast-y than I usually do

Theres also no real context for this drawing like I usually would have, I just wanted to draw them BADLY

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hi everynyan i return (? maybe) with sun grandpa

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I turned some the four siblings into Umamusume if anyone cares

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WIP!!!!!!!!!!

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IM FUJOING OUT...

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You're all laughing, you're all laughing, but one day, someone will make a terrible BL about your niche historical ship (and whitewash them) and it'll flood all of the tags for your ship on every platform, and you won't be laughing anymore........

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they make us very happy :)

incorrect quotes on the last is from @mythologyfolklore

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Look at this drawing from The Papyrus of Ani that has Isis with her arm around her husband and Osiris in cool print mummy wrappings and maybe then you’ll calm down.

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yes…….short Osiris propaganda…..

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Gosha found ALIVE

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yo it’s my birthday

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Round Three: Poll #4

Horus/Seth vs. Gilgamesh/Enkidu 

Sethorus (Egyptian Mythology)

Gilkidu (Epic of Gilgamesh)

Voting ended onAug 25, 2025

ROUND THREE POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Horus/Seth:

Wikipedia excerpt: Set's attempts to prove his superiority [over Horus] include schemes of seduction, in which he compliments Horus on his buttocks and tries to anally penetrate him. Unknowingly failing, Set ejaculates between Horus's thighs, allowing Horus to collect his semen to use against him. Set believes that he has conquered Horus by having "performed this aggressive act against him". Horus subsequently throws the semen in the river, so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food (the Egyptians regarded lettuce as phallic). After Set has eaten the lettuce, they go to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listen to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answers from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listen to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answers from inside Set. 

Gilgamesh/Enkidu:

I love it when men just beat the shit out of each other and then kiss.

One of the oldest stories in human history… and it’s so gay.

Propaganda by @aziscribs [HERE]

Propaganda by @nerdyheathen [HERE]

Propaganda by @ejiaarath [HERE]

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Round Three: Poll #4

Horus/Seth vs. Gilgamesh/Enkidu 

Sethorus (Egyptian Mythology)

Gilkidu (Epic of Gilgamesh)

Voting ended onAug 25, 2025

ROUND THREE POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Horus/Seth:

Wikipedia excerpt: Set's attempts to prove his superiority [over Horus] include schemes of seduction, in which he compliments Horus on his buttocks and tries to anally penetrate him. Unknowingly failing, Set ejaculates between Horus's thighs, allowing Horus to collect his semen to use against him. Set believes that he has conquered Horus by having "performed this aggressive act against him". Horus subsequently throws the semen in the river, so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food (the Egyptians regarded lettuce as phallic). After Set has eaten the lettuce, they go to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listen to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answers from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listen to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answers from inside Set. 

Gilgamesh/Enkidu:

I love it when men just beat the shit out of each other and then kiss.

One of the oldest stories in human history… and it’s so gay.

Propaganda by @aziscribs [HERE]

Propaganda by @nerdyheathen [HERE]

Propaganda by @ejiaarath [HERE]

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GUYS PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU VOTE SETHORUS @milky-rozen sorry for pinging in advance…….

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Round Three: Poll #4

Horus/Seth vs. Gilgamesh/Enkidu 

Sethorus (Egyptian Mythology)

Gilkidu (Epic of Gilgamesh)

Voting ended onAug 25, 2025

ROUND THREE POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Horus/Seth:

Wikipedia excerpt: Set's attempts to prove his superiority [over Horus] include schemes of seduction, in which he compliments Horus on his buttocks and tries to anally penetrate him. Unknowingly failing, Set ejaculates between Horus's thighs, allowing Horus to collect his semen to use against him. Set believes that he has conquered Horus by having "performed this aggressive act against him". Horus subsequently throws the semen in the river, so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food (the Egyptians regarded lettuce as phallic). After Set has eaten the lettuce, they go to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listen to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answers from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listen to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answers from inside Set. 

Gilgamesh/Enkidu:

I love it when men just beat the shit out of each other and then kiss.

One of the oldest stories in human history… and it’s so gay.

Propaganda by @aziscribs [HERE]

Propaganda by @nerdyheathen [HERE]

Propaganda by @ejiaarath [HERE]

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ROUND TWO: POLL #7

Oscar Wilde/Lord Alfred Douglas vs. Horus/Seth

Wildelas (Literary History)

Sethorus (Egyptian Mythology)

Voting ended onAug 18, 2025

ROUND TWO POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

Oscar Wilde/Lord Alfred Douglas:

THE blueprint for doomed toxic yaoi irl. An unending on-again off-again affair that spanned decades. Wilde wrote "The Picture of Dorian Grey" about him. Douglas was 19 years younger than Wilde & has been described as spoiled, reckless, insolent and extravagant. He would spend money on boys and gambling and expected Wilde to contribute to funding his tastes. Wilde nursed Douglas through spanish flu only to contract the disease himself. Douglas moved to the Grand Hotel and sent Wilde the bill on his 40th birthday. They often argued and broke up, but always reconciled. Douglas' father was eventually responsible for getting Wilde jailed for two years for his homosexuality. Indisputably iconic.

Horus/Seth:

Wikipedia excerpt: Set's attempts to prove his superiority [over Horus] include schemes of seduction, in which he compliments Horus on his buttocks and tries to anally penetrate him. Unknowingly failing, Set ejaculates between Horus's thighs, allowing Horus to collect his semen to use against him. Set believes that he has conquered Horus by having "performed this aggressive act against him". Horus subsequently throws the semen in the river, so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food (the Egyptians regarded lettuce as phallic). After Set has eaten the lettuce, they go to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listen to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answers from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listen to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answers from inside Set. 

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now kiss

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ROUND ONE: POLL #14

John F. Kennedy/Richard Nixon vs. Horus/Seth

John F. Kennedy x Richard Nixon (U.S. History)

Horus x Seth (Egyptian Mythology)

Voting ended onAug 11, 2025

ROUND ONE POLLS [HERE]

PROPAGANDA BELOW

John F. Kennedy/Richard Nixon:

i just think it’s funny

Horus/Seth:

Wikipedia excerpt: Set's attempts to prove his superiority [over Horus] include schemes of seduction, in which he compliments Horus on his buttocks and tries to anally penetrate him. Unknowingly failing, Set ejaculates between Horus's thighs, allowing Horus to collect his semen to use against him. Set believes that he has conquered Horus by having "performed this aggressive act against him". Horus subsequently throws the semen in the river, so that he may not be said to have been inseminated by Set. Horus then deliberately spreads his own semen on some lettuce, which was Set's favorite food (the Egyptians regarded lettuce as phallic). After Set has eaten the lettuce, they go to the gods to try to settle the argument over the rule of Egypt. The gods first listen to Set's claim of dominance over Horus, and call his semen forth, but it answers from the river, invalidating his claim. Then, the gods listen to Horus' claim of having dominated Set, and call his semen forth, and it answers from inside Set.