Wink wonk dingle dangle

I don't know what to say. I'm a human. In Canada. I watch a lot of TV and read as many books as I can and am on my phone pretty much constantly. This is my life now.

[wokeuplaughing]

hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

[wokeuplaughing]

if you could wait a fuckin second man big changes are coming I promise

[goshdangdiddly]

You ever watch a YouTube video for literally one single person. Everyone does that right?

[thestereotypebuster]

I got THE worst possible Tumblr ad

[thestereotypebuster]

I'm gonna put it under the cut for the daring. I will say, Tumblr sure is a lot more lenient with advertisers violating their community guidelines.

what are you even trying to sell me? Bleach? Bleach for my eyes?

[augustdementhe]

Huh.

[were--ralph]

I guarantee it's worse than you could Imagine

[bananatwinky]

I don’t even know anymore man

[theehorsepussy]

they are going this drink after me when i die

the horsepussy

2 parts apple martini flavored crystal lite

1 part methadone

[cetitanhasmoved]

We can’t have shit anymore

[comment-tube]

[informatino]

[crystalgemsvstheforcesofevil]

And one more for now...

[andysambcrg]

The Grumps + hugs

[gamegrumpsboys]

Check out one of Danny’s new songs!

https://youtu.be/tuHe9lm5vUE

[andreablog2-deactivated20220425]

When Bernie Sanders is President I’m getting like 13 abortions

[mistersmokinganddrinking-deacti]

Wig

[lygerzero14]

[aciid--heart]

Buckle up, we got Dan to try a bunch of Instagram filters

[carobren]

[dragontatoes]

this radiates such chill chaos

[beggars-opera]

if a foreigner ever asks you to explain america but only has 24 seconds just show them this

[aciid--heart]

Some of my favorite responses (also there is apparently a bunch of discourse about exactly where this is with guesses like Nevada/New Mexico/Roswell, but this is in Baker, California!)

[savage-animal-idiots]

the most excited i’ve ever seen a grown man about teletubby names

[aciid--heart]

[daily-wecht]

Oh boy, it’s back