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Snapshot of my reality.

I have arthritis pretty bad in my back.

Making content caused it to flare up. That made it difficult just to stand up.

And it's degenerative. It will only get worse. 😔

Time to move the heating pad to my lower back.

I ate a tiny something though.

I may grab the rest of my pickles when I get up. I need more sodium.

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Look of the day...tease edition.

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From Spravato today.

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My ex-foster mom and I went to see Mandalorian and Grogu today.

I brought my baby with to watch himself on the big screen, and we made a new friend! 🥰

Meet Baby Ducku. 🥹

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Sweaty look of the day.

I didn't think I'd get very high at spravato today, but it latched it's tentacles onto the inside of my eyelids and pulled me under.

Most of the time I was in a cyberpunk city, but at one point I got a blue screen of death in my brain. 😭

Anyway, I hate summer.

My AC only partially works, and the air can't get to my 100F room.

My driver that has a van with no AC. On a 90F day. 😐

My body doesn't regulate temps very well.

It feels like the universe is determined to give me heat stroke.

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Final order!

I think it's a kind of OK order.

I found stuff I can order from Amazon so I could put money towards the dino nuggets. They are whole wheat omg.

And apparently you can buy bottled water on Amazon, so I'm stupid. I've been rationing water for a week now.

I couldn't find a berry bacon jam, so I NEEDED that. I think it could be good on fried egg sandwiches.

Maybe?

That and the lemon pesto are my only "treats".

I'm obviously very excited for my fruit though.

I'm getting 2 bags of apples, so I should have fruit for ~2 weeks.

I'll mostly live on egg sandwiches. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Putting together grocery orders stresses me out 👹

I start by adding everything that seems good to me (since I'm currently starving...that's everything), but then I have to pare the order down so it's under $100. With the tip.

It's my one grocery order per month.

So many tempting things. So little money. 😔

I'll probably only keep one of the chicken nuggets, the chicken patties, the eggs and bread for fried and egg salad sandwiches, the milk, the water, and the fruit.

And maybe the lemon pesto because it intrigues me.

I try to do balanced orders with stuff I can eat as easy meals, my beloved fruit, and water.

I aim for 4 \~$25 payments.

And this includes the \~$13 tip.

UGH I HATE THIS SO MUCH MAYBE I SHOULD JUST KEEP STARVING 👹

I might keep one of the protein puddings as well because I'm excited that it's finally a thing in the US. I lived on the that shit in Sweden.

If you have cheap and VERY easy meal ideas lemme know.

And by easy I mean less than 5 minutes to prepare. 😐

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I really need to get groceries. 😔

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Looks of the day.

Got a lumbar epidural. It wasn't fun. 😔

Someone should treat me to dinner. 😭

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Bro made an account just to compare me to a black hole...which I happen to love. I've loved black holes since I was 6. 🥴

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Look of the day featuring the chaos goblin. ❤️