[mostlyfate]

You are just as popular as ever, aren’t you? Must be those blue eyes. 

I thought it was my smile.

[gossippapi-blog]

I’m watching the episode of Jersey Shore where Sammi asks Ronnie about 100x in two minutes if he’s friends with Jenni or not and punches him in the face and I’ve honestly lost a few brain cells. I remember when I first watched Jersey Shore and having to mute all of their scenes because I would get so annoyed with the both of them. I’m just glad they’re not together nowadays because honestly, they were extremely toxic and that just isn’t okay.

[queenbeemari]

A valid point. A very valid point. I get to kiss yours almost every night so you still win over Tony.

I’m still gonna appreciate Tony’s abs though. That twitter is getting followed ASAP.

[gossippapi-blog]

You’re such a weirdo 🤣

[gossippapi-blog]

Why the hell is there a Twitter dedicated to Tony Nese’s abs? It’s not like he isn’t the father.

[queenbeemari]

Because it is proof there is an actual god. 

[gossippapi-blog]

Absolutely not.

[queenbeemari]

Are you not thankful Tony Nese’s abs exist? They are truly a gift to everyone. 

[gossippapi-blog]

My abs are better.

[gossippapi-blog]

A mood.

[davidharboursource]

Chief Jim Hopper in Stranger Things 2x01 — “MADMAX”

Dinner first, then dessert. Always. That’s a rule.

[gossippapi-blog]

Why the hell is there a Twitter dedicated to Tony Nese’s abs? It’s not like he isn’t the father.

[queenbeemari]

Because it is proof there is an actual god. 

[gossippapi-blog]

Absolutely not.

[quotemadness]

I feel myself shutting down, closing off, like I should tell people, ‘No, we don’t use this heart anymore. It’s too fragile.

Courtney C. Stevens (via quotemadness)

[gossippapi-blog]

Why the hell is there a Twitter dedicated to Tony Nese’s abs? It’s not like he isn’t the father.

[gossippapi-blog]

I’m gossip guy. Not matt riddle.

That’s all I gotta say about this.

[queenbeemari]

How dare anyone confuse the two of you? The actual disrespect.

[gossippapi-blog]

The disrespect is atrocious. Hi baby. I like your butt. It looks nice. (:

[not-the-alpha]

[gossippapi-blog]

I’m gossip guy. Not matt riddle.

That’s all I gotta say about this.

[gossippapi-blog]

I can’t believe Mari just drank more beers than me. Like this is absurd. I adore her but this is absurd!

[sneakylittleslytherin]

Sounds like her. Don’t let her chug a lot of tequilas if they get in the mix. She’ll fight someone.

[gossippapi-blog]

She’s a feisty one isn’t she? It’s so hot. Oh I’m Sean by the way.

[sneakylittleslytherin]

She really is but it comes in handy sometimes. I owe her my life to be honest. Buonasera! I was wondering when to say hi. I just am awkward and lurk a lot. I’m Eva. Mari’s odd friend.

[gossippapi-blog]

You’re not odd. She talks about you a lot. I was gonna say hi too but I just never know when was the best time. Consider me awkward as well.

[gossippapi-blog]

I can’t believe Mari just drank more beers than me. Like this is absurd. I adore her but this is absurd!

[sneakylittleslytherin]

Sounds like her. Don’t let her chug a lot of tequilas if they get in the mix. She’ll fight someone.

[gossippapi-blog]

She’s a feisty one isn’t she? It’s so hot. Oh I’m Sean by the way.

[gossippapi-blog]

I can’t believe Mari just drank more beers than me. Like this is absurd. I adore her but this is absurd!

[sneakylittleslytherin]

Have you never seen Mari drink? It is quite a sight. Must have been a pretty good beer though. She doesn’t often drink it. Unless she is in a mood.

[gossippapi-blog]

We just had a competition and she said she could outdrink me and it just kinda happened. We’re weird like that.

[battlegroundgossip-deactivated2]

Alright guys. You’ve had a long enough break from my gossip side. The laptop is loading and I expect results. Don’t send me shit like “hottest girls here” that’s more of a thing for my personal page and I probably won’t even answer it there. That being said, tell me something good. On/off anonymous, up to you. Also, welcome newbies. 😊

[gossippapi-blog]

I can’t believe Mari just drank more beers than me. Like this is absurd. I adore her but this is absurd!