2018 ESC songs as people you meet at a house party
Albania: Effortlessly cool guy
Armenia: Host’s older brother who mostly keeps to himself but will have a drink or two. Occasionally talks to people about his workout regime
Australia: Shows everyone her Instagram dedicated to travel and fitness
Austria: Takes care of people when they’re sad or drunk
Azerbaijan: Girl who insists on taking her shoes off when she dances
Belarus: Still crying over his ex, Finland
Belgium: Shows everyone her Alanis Morissette impression
Bulgaria: Shows everyone their pagan/Celtic tattoos
Croatia: Talks only in ‘inspirational’ quotes
Cyprus: Girl who sings and dances to every single song like she has unlimited energy
Czech Republic: Brings craft ale and hummus to the party
Denmark: Guy who gets into political rants even though you didn’t ask
Finland: Girl who has just come out of a breakup and is doing amazing
France: Rants about everything that is wrong with the world. Isn’t even drunk while doing so
FYR Macedonia: Makes out with at least 3 different people
Georgia: Late to the party
Germany: Tries to convince everyone that adding Ed Sheeran to the playlist won’t ruin the vibes
Greece: Girl so cool and mysterious, you spend the whole evening talking to her and you still feel like you don’t know her
Hungary: Either the chillest or least chill person and it all depends on what kind of drugs he has taken
Iceland: 3 months later you go, ‘oh wow, I hadn’t even realized you were there!’
Ireland: Lightweight twink
Italy: Guys who keep on almost fighting and then saying how much they love each other
Israel: Weird kid who grew up to be a weird adult
Latvia: Girl who is .5 seconds away from murdering her ex
Lithuania: Starts singing a ballad to her boyfriend and doesn’t realise how embarrassed he is
Malta: Asks everyone for a sip of their drink despite being underage, but nobody will give her alcohol because she’s just too precious
Moldova: Cool parents who come to pick up their child but end up staying and getting hammered
Montenegro: Expat who gets homesick after one drink
The Netherlands: Nobody knows who he is, but he is definitely too old to be at this party
Norway: The popular kid nobody thought would actually show up
Poland: Insists on putting on karaoke
Portugal: Sloppy but happy drunk
Romania: Tells everyone they’re a group of hippies, but are definitely not
Russia: Talks to everyone like she’s giving a TEDtalk
San Marino: Keeps on talking about Hamilton
Serbia: Overshare when they get drunk, and the next day they buy you breakfast because they’re embarrassed about it
Slovenia: The girl that everyone at the party has a crush on
Spain: Annoying heterosexuals who are inexplicably called a ‘power couple’ even though they have nothing in common
Sweden: Manages to be on Grindr while holding two drinks and dancing to every song
Switzerland: Girl who is either a massive lesbian or straight and ‘alternative’
UK: Thinks she’s a theatre kid
Ukraine: Quiet person at the back of the party who you end up having a very interesting conversation with
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