wham, bam, don't call me ma'am

H'okay so, Im Goth Waffles.  What you can expect: Selfies, my Art and poetry, memes, my mental health journey, and this is also a place I will occasionally scream into the void. Proud cat dad Of two. Nonbinary, They/them. Feel free to message me~

[chemsexholmes]

people aren't willing to have open and honest discussions about sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex. there's a stigma.

[morphimus]

stigma fangs in your neck LMAO

[goth-waffles]

Tracy pew ain’t got shit on me

[goth-waffles]

When I’m dead, just throw me in the trash

[goth-waffles]

TRACY PEW

Ain’t got shit

ON ME

[goth-waffles]

Can someone help me with funds for groceries

Cashapp $gothwaffles

Venmo @dillonbonnee

Times are tough but I’ll draw you a picture in exchange

[goth-waffles]

I wear a hat like this and instantly I start emitting fuckboi/butch or trucker vibes with ash Ketchum realness

[goth-waffles]

One time this guy I started dating sent me a pic of his dab rig that broke when he tried cleaning it on the stove

Like so

Undeterred by his struggle, my mind surged with ample determination to showcase my assets as a future viable partner.

So being the true alpha I am, I immediately cooked up these memes

Which made him literally laugh to the point of exhaustion.

So I demonstrated my worth as his future alpha.

The reasoning being that my powerful and throbbing wit literally took his breath away.

So then I rocked his world with a final meme

And we’ve been together for 2 years.

[fumble-art]

Ivy as The High Priestess 

 Making Tarot cards seems to be pretty popular in this community, and I’m not one to shy away from a bandwagon.

[389]

Nick Hannes

[goflowolfog]

[represent-asian]

[jaubaius]

Run, breathe and play!

Source

[k-eke]

Meet my …… kids.

[389]

Nick Hannes

[goflowolfog]

[unavernales]

uh so i never do this but maui is quite literally on fire and there isn't nearly enough care or consideration for. you know. Native Hawaiians who live here being displaced and the land (and cultural relevance) that's being eaten up by the fire. so if ya'll wanna help, here's some links:

maui food bank: https://mauifoodbank.org/

maui humane society: https://www.mauihumanesociety.org/

center for native hawaiian advancement: https://www.memberplanet.com/campaign/cnhamembers/kakoomaui

hawai'i red cross: https://www.redcross.org/local/hawaii/ways-to-donate.html

please reblog and spread the word if you can't donate.

[neil-gaiman]

Just learning about this (!), and reblogging for visibility.

Also sending worried love to all my friends and all the people I don't know in Maui.

[catasters]

[discretionpleease]

[chronopharma]

[nonbinary--wererat]

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day

[wokeleftistmob]

[ID: A "This Barbie" poster with Neil the Rat. The title reads "This Barbie is banging out the tunes." Below is a picture of Neil beside a toy xylophone. End ID]

[hatsunemikuwheresheshouldntbe]

HATSUNE MIKU SHOULDN’T DO THIS

[gamecubewizard]

RING IS MINE

[ampervadasz]