#alpha rules

[marthagrindset]

Alpha female tip #1: Always Do Business. If you're not doing business, those hot chicks won't swarm to you, and you won't be able to use your pickup lines.

[goth-waffles]

One time this guy I started dating sent me a pic of his dab rig that broke when he tried cleaning it on the stove

Like so

Undeterred by his struggle, my mind surged with ample determination to showcase my assets as a future viable partner.

So being the true alpha I am, I immediately cooked up these memes

Which made him literally laugh to the point of exhaustion.

So I demonstrated my worth as his future alpha.

The reasoning being that my powerful and throbbing wit literally took his breath away.

So then I rocked his world with a final meme

And we’ve been together for 2 years.